I Challenge Chaz To Be Cooler Than Fred Durst Thread

[ElJuski]

Whoever wins, we lose.

(Don't ask why the fuck I thought of you, Chaz, when I saw that Durst picture.)

 

[Andromache]

___

 

[Chazwozel]

Whoever wins, we lose.

(Don't ask why the fuck I thought of you, Chaz, when I saw that Durst picture.)

Oh God, I do look like him.

 

[ElJuski]

The real question, though, is are you COOLER than him.

Remember he did it all for the nookie, man.

 

[Calleja]

The real question is, though, are you cooler than him.


Yeah, that's better.

 

[Chazwozel]

The real question, though, is are you COOLER than him.

Remember he did it all for the nookie, man.

He fucked Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Christina Aguilera plus he wrote fabled songs such as Break Stuff and uh... well I forget most rap-metal stuff... KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN!

How can I possibly compete with him? He embodies the entirety of the year 1999, while I'm just a science nerd.

 

[Shannow]

...that House episode made me laugh and laugh and laugh at his desperation

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Durst once flew all the way to Toronto, met with Avril Lavigne and assumed she'd put out just because he flew all that way.

True story. Can Chaz top that?

 

[Chazwozel]

Durst once flew all the way to Toronto, met with Avril Lavigne and assumed she'd put out just because he flew all that way.

True story. Can Chaz top that?

No, I can't.

 

[ElJuski]

Tapped from the same AVC article I pulled that picture from, who pulled from some stupid memoir of some chick who blew him, Fred Durst once told a girl "If you make me cum I will marry you".

Marriage didn't happen

 

[Chazwozel]

Wait, I am cooler than Fred Durst. I've mastered using a Mass Spec machine in 2 months time where it takes a normal human about 8-10 months.


..wait...no no I'm still a nerd... oh well, at least my douchebag level is atom sized compared to his.

 

[Dave]

No it's not.

 

[Chazwozel]

No it's not.

I may be an asshole, but I'm not a collar fipping, guido flexing, V-neck t-shirt wearing douchebag!

 

[Krisken]

No it's not.

Oh no. I'm happy to call Chaz on his moments, but he is right. Fred Durst is the king of D-baggery.

 

[ElJuski]

Oh there's no question whose the bigger douchebag.

I mean...


Yeah, no. No question.

 

[Calleja]

Welcome to the jungle, punk! Take a look around, it's limp bizkit fucking up your town!

 

[Chazwozel]

.

 

[Calleja]

That guy's torso can't be that shape naturally... it just can't.

 

[ElJuski]

Chaz, I'd also like to point out that Fred Durst said he covered "Faith" because the lyrics were so fucking gay.

CAN YOU TOP THAT

WELL

 

[GasBandit]

That guy's torso can't be that shape naturally... it just can't.

Depends on your definition of "naturally." If by naturally, do you mean that if he lost some weight he'd retain that shape but smaller? Then no. But if by naturally, you mean "without use of cosmetic surgery," then yes, easily. Bear in mind he's probably jumping, and on the way down, and that's what a fat frame looks like in freefall/zero/negative G.

 

[Chazwozel]

I think so too, Gas. I think he's in mid flight back down to Earth and the spare tire velocity is still 0.

 

[CynicismKills]

Well in good news, Chaz, you're more relevant to society than Fred Durst. But then, so are paint chips and those plastic things on the end of shoelaces.

 

[GasBandit]

Well in good news, Chaz, you're more relevant to society than Fred Durst. But then, so are paint chips and those plastic things on the end of shoelaces.

Aglets.

Their TRUE purpose... is sinister.

 

[Iaculus]

Well in good news, Chaz, you're more relevant to society than Fred Durst. But then, so are paint chips and those plastic things on the end of shoelaces.

Aglets.

Their TRUE purpose... is sinister.[/QUOTE]

Please... I go through everyone's trash.

 

[Chazwozel]

Alrighty, well, since this is devolving into a let's bash Chaz thread. Have at it you fucking pussies.

 

[Calleja]

You should be a proud baldy, Chazzy. You're beautiful just the way you are.

 

[Espy]

So wait, Chaz, do you do it all for the nookie? The nookie? The nookie?

 

[Iaculus]

Alrighty, well, since this is devolving into a let's bash Chaz thread. Have at it you fucking pussies.

It is? I thought we were going on about antigravity flab and obscure Objectivist superher... ohhhh. Never mind, then.

Would you like your copy of Atlas Shrugged delivered by balloon, sir?

 

[drawn_inward]

I'd rather have a beer with Chaz and talk shop than to have a beer with Durst and talk nookie.

 

[Gusto]

I'll have a beer with just about anyone but Durst seems like he would not keep to an appropriate indoor speaking voice.

 

[Calleja]

Will you have a beer with HITLER?? HUH!? HUH!?

 

[Gusto]

Hitler's dead, Cally Jim.

 

[North_Ranger]

Nah... the guy has a thing up his ass about beer halls. Something about a Putsch...

 

[Andromache]

bashing Chaz is soooo 2008.

Besides

=

can't really bash that.

Now

on the other hand...

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I'd rather have a beer with Durst, if only so I could break a fucking bottle over his head.