I for one, am shocked!

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GasBandit

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Ahh, Kimberly Conrad. I remember her. Yeah, she was a hottie. But as the saying goes, why buy the cow when you have complete, unfettered, unlimited access to the entire dairy for free?
 

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North_Ranger

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Huh.

The old guy who lives in a huge-ass mansion with a steady supply of beautiful women (and twins, apparently), and likely buys the majority of Viagra west of the Mississippi, can't keep a marriage together.

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What? Did you expect me to be surprised?
 
Hefner, who is currently dating Playmates Crystal Harris, 23, and twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, 19.
Dammit. I want to be Hugh Hefner.
Just so we know who we're talking about here- attached are Ms Harris and the twins. And the two sisters.[/QUOTE]

*CRACK!*

OW OW OW OW OW OW!!

God... damned... low... table...[/QUOTE]

Dude, that's why you drill a hole in the table in front of your pc.

Also, he can keep mrs Harris, I'll settle for the other two.
 

Cajungal

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Seriously. If he wants to bang lots of young women with his wrinkly old thing that's fine. But does it really affect the children's life to legally stay married and still fool around outside of it?
divorce could permanently ruin their perception of adult relationships[/QUOTE]

What was I thinking? :rolleyes:
 

Cajungal

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I'm sure you can teach them about computers or math or something. That is like, the exact opposite of having a relationship
Maybe sex ed like in "Monty Python's the Meaning of Life".[/QUOTE]

No thanks. I'm a John Cleese fan, but I'm not so sure I'd do him. I'm only about.... 40% sure I MIGHT.... just for the story, of course.
 
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