I just ate bacon.

[Frank]

I like the boxes of bacon ends you can get from butchers that cost as much as a pound of regular bacon. You know what doesn't give a shit about what the shape of the bacon is? My mouth.

 

[HCGLNS]

We ate bacon wrapped scallops and watched cheesy TV last night.

 

[Squidleybits]

The bacon was so good that I fell asleep right after!

 

[Gruebeard]

High Five @HCGLNS!






Oh wait.

She said bacon.

Never mind.

 

[PatrThom]

I did wonder if this thread was heading South into euphemism-land.

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

heading South
--Patrick

 

[Just Eric]

Hmmm... I could not find my pic of my entire plate full of crispy bacon goodness... But I did find this pic I saw in a window last summer and sized myself up into it in the reflection.

 

[Just Eric]

Turkey Ranch bacon wrap. And one in the fridge. Looking forward to another plate full of bacon next week when pay comes in.

 

[HCGLNS]

Mmmm third straight day of bacon!

 

[HCGLNS]

Mmmm third straight day of bacon!

Omg bacon for dinner with that hot waitress.

 

[Squidleybits]

Are you having bacon with someone other than me??

 

[Just Eric]

Twice in one week?!?! Impossiburr!! .. Then again I was having a bad night..

 

[Gared]

I need to wash my big-arse griddle so I can eat some bacon this weekend. Definitely need to eat some bacon.

 

[fade]

I need to wash my big-arse griddle so I can eat some bacon this weekend. Definitely need to eat some bacon.

 

[Tinwhistler]

I'm going to fry some bacon tomorrow, to use the grease to pan-fry some pork chops.

Whatever am I going to do with that bacon that has no place in my recipe? Cook's perogative--I ain't even gonna share it.

 

[PatrThom]

Cook's perogative--I ain't even gonna share it.

Kati always refers to stuff like that as the Lagniappe (LAH-nyap).

--Patrick

 

[Gared]

This was a $20 off-brand electric griddle, it wouldn't support a whole ass, much less cook it evenly.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Salad for lunch. Chopped some bacon to put in it.

 

[Gruebeard]

Twice in one week?!?! Impossiburr!! .. Then again I was having a bad night..

Since you had bacon, you had a good night.

 

[Tinwhistler]

I'm going to fry some bacon tomorrow, to use the grease to pan-fry some pork chops.

Whatever am I going to do with that bacon that has no place in my recipe? Cook's perogative--I ain't even gonna share it.

Promise: Fulfilled.

 

[HCGLNS]

Made fancy bacon and egg sandwiches for dinner.

Dessert was chocolate pudding and bacon.

 

[Squidleybits]

then you asked me for money. It felt wrong.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

But felt so right?

 

[HCGLNS]

Steal a cake, pay the fine!

 

[checkeredhat]

I don't eat much red meat these days, but I just had the guy from Subway put bacon on my sub.
One day I'll be able to post in the "I just had sex thread*", but this will have to suffice for now.

*It's been a very long time.

 

[Tinwhistler]

I ate bacon last night...and had sex.

Living the dream, man. Living the dream.

 

[HCGLNS]

Some one I might be married to ordered a veggie burger with bacon last week.

 

[Terrik]

Some one I might be married to ordered a veggie burger with bacon last week.

Bacon saves the marriage.

 

[Bubble181]

Some one I might be married to ordered a veggie burger with bacon last week.

I've had the halal burger with bacon a few times in a local burger place. They looked strange the first time I ordered it but pfeh, I am not bound by your silly restrictions, man.

 

[Squidleybits]

Some one I might be married to ordered a veggie burger with bacon last week.

It rocked! And honestly after watching Jon Taffer pick apart raw burgers in dirty kitchens, veggie burgers are where its at!

 

[Officer_Charon]

veggie burgers are where its at!

 

[Emrys]

Quiet, you. Veggie burgers can be awesome.

 

[Squidleybits]

But there was bacon!

 

[drawn_inward]

I moved the bacon from the fridge to the freezer. It was a sad day in Mudville.

 

[Bubble181]

I had some bacon yesterday right after coming home from work. it was really go...oh, wait, we weren't using this thread as a subtle metaphor? Sorry, wrong thread.