I NEED HELP, HOLY SHIT

[Kovac]

Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

Get away from us before you infect us all like some kind of horrible leper.

The only hope for you now is to go read some intelligent literature like War and peace or something.

You can come back when you are all loled out.

 

[Tinwhistler]

Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

Get a kinky girlfriend. I spent the last 24 hours banging two chicks. 4chan seems lame by comparison

Bastard. Make the rest of us feel bad, why do'nt you?

Pfff, I just banged 4 girls, their hot mom's and ate a 60oz steak.

Dude..60oz? i thought John Holmes died...
:lol:

 

[Espy]

[quote="North_Ranger":1b8fpfoe]

Pfff, I just banged 4 girls, their hot mom's and ate a 60oz steak.

What are you, gay? I hit five girls and their cheerleader cousins like the fist of an angry god, grabbed and ate half a bull raw and smoked a cigar the size of Florida.

Pfft...I did Dallas

And I came on Eileen. Wut.[/quote:1b8fpfoe]
taloora aye

 

[Null]

Good lord I wish I could ban every goddamn last one of you.

 

[MindDetective]

Good lord I wish I could ban every goddamn last one of you.

I don't believe you. You'd make them all foes if you meant it.

 

[Rubicon]

1. close browser
2. wash eyeballs off with clorox
3. go to hospital
4. sue 4chan
5. ????
6. Profit!

 

[JONJONAUG]

Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

Fap until you're tired and fall asleep.

That's usually how I handle this.

 

[RoboKomodo]

Do a barrel roll while manning the harpoons.
Or have a Frosty Susan. That will keep your eyes glued shut for a while.

 

[Rubicon]

Do a barrel roll while manning the harpoons.
Or have a Frosty Susan. That will keep your eyes glued shut for a while.

i lol'd

 

[Calleja]

gorram it... seriosuly, does it have to be in EVERY SINGLE THREAD?

 

[CynicismKills]

gorram it... seriosuly, does it have to be in EVERY SINGLE THREAD?

Yes.

 

[Rubicon]

gorram it... seriosuly, does it have to be in EVERY SINGLE THREAD?

This good sir, is why you never reveal too much information about yourself on the interwebs.

 

[Hylian]

A plastic bag over your head untill your face turn blue is the only solution.

 

[Denbrought]

Turn off the computer, read a book, play a game, go out with some friends... Or keep being in there, if it makes you happy.

 

[Liam the lemming]

Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

*fap*

...



Needs moar pooper.

 

[Silvanesti]

Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

How the fuck does someone spend that long on 4chan? Kill an hour or two maybe, but 11 hours? what the fuck?

 

[Denbrought]

Guys I have spent the last-- *looks at clock* -- 11 hours on 4chan!!!

11 hours STRAIGHT.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I NEED HELP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

How the fuck does someone spend that long on 4chan? Kill an hour or two maybe, but 11 hours? what the fuck?

wake up.
scratch arse.
shitty food.
4chan.
4chan.
4chan.
food.
4chan.
4chan.
4chan.
food.
4chan.
4chan.
4chan.
fap.
zzzz.

 

[Bubble181]

Only one fap in a day? man, you're calm.

 

[Amy old]

Get a kinky girlfriend. I spent the last 24 hours beating the shit out of two chicks. 4chan seems lame by comparison

:aaahhh:

 

And I came on Eileen. Wut.

Oh son of a bitch. I never ever heard that song that way. And now I'll never hear it any other way.

THANKS A LOT BUTTBRAIN!

 

[JONJONAUG]

Only one fap in a day? man, you're calm.

Well at least half of the 4chan steps imply fapping.

 

[Espy]

And I came on Eileen. Wut.

Oh son of a bitch. I never ever heard that song that way. And now I'll never hear it any other way.

THANKS A LOT BUTTBRAIN!

You know, it got ruined for me a few years ago and I too really am sad. I love that song now it's even dirtier than the actual lyrics make it out to be. :sadness:

 

[Batdan]

And I came on Eileen. Wut.

Oh son of a bitch. I never ever heard that song that way. And now I'll never hear it any other way.

THANKS A LOT BUTTBRAIN!

Someone's never seen "Clerks".

 

[Null]

And I came on Eileen. Wut.

Oh son of a bitch. I never ever heard that song that way. And now I'll never hear it any other way.

THANKS A LOT BUTTBRAIN!

Yeah, once you've heard that joke once, the song starts sounding more like a bukakke event, though it still doesn't make much sense.

 

[drawn_inward]

I am in the dark here. I have never been to that site. It sounds bad. I avoid it. What exactly is it? Pr0n? Games?

I can't think of what kind of site would keep someone in front of computer for 11 hrs.
I can't believe you have that kind of free time and that's how you want to spend it. Go learn a skill (woodworking, painting, etc).

 

Someone's never seen "Clerks".

I saw it when Kevin Smith premiered it at a film festival or something in New York. Never since.

Also, my first name is not Eileen. My middle name may or may not be something extremely similar. So. :bush:

 

[Espy]

I am in the dark here. I have never been to that site. It sounds bad. I avoid it. What exactly is it? Pr0n? Games?

Just avoid it.

 

[RealBigNuke]

I am in the dark here. I have never been to that site. It sounds bad. I avoid it. What exactly is it? Pr0n? Games?

Oh, it's awesome. Be sure to visit /d/ first. If you have any important questions about philosophy or what to do with your life, try /b/

 

[Null]

I am in the dark here. I have never been to that site. It sounds bad. I avoid it. What exactly is it? Pr0n? Games?

Oh, it's awesome. Be sure to visit /d/ first. If you have any important questions about philosophy or what to do with your life, try /b/

From what I've seen, 4chan is basically mental dysentery.

 

[Andi]

*snipped because of to many quotes*

Ouch. Dallas.

Even 4chan is not that bad.

 

[Dunny]

*snipped because of to many quotes*

Ouch. Dallas.

Even 4chan is not that bad.

I'd rather do Debbie.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

*snipped because of to many quotes*

Ouch. Dallas.

Even 4chan is not that bad.

I'd rather do Debbie.

Would you do Debbie pre- or post-Dallas?

 

[Shegokigo]

I'd say you're a rookie and are barely getting started. The only help you need, is more practice.

4chan is nowhere near as bad as some of the more hidden chans these days anyway. If you'd spent 11hrs on Guru-chan, I'd be more impressed.

 

[JONJONAUG]

I'd say you're a rookie and are barely getting started. The only help you need, is more practice.

4chan is nowhere near as bad as some of the more hidden chans these days anyway. If you'd spent 11hrs on Guru-chan, I'd be more impressed.

I think you mean "Gurochan", and that site doesn't move fast enough for anyone to justify spending eleven hours at a time on it.

 

[Shegokigo]

I think you mean "Gurochan", and that site doesn't move fast enough for anyone to justify spending eleven hours at a time on it.

It was an example. Personally I can spend chunks of time on Rotten.