If you were a movie star---
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depends on the partner
Pretty much this.
I'm not into anything "just because we can." Sex, violence, kangaroos, what have you.
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Andromache
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rabbitgod
Pretty much this if I was a good actor with a future.
Or if the money was right and I wasn't all that good and had no where to go.
Personally I don't often see the need for really heavy sex scenes. More often than not it seems to just be more about filling a few minutes with something that'll wake you up and get you focused on the screen again. If you're doing it for the realism, then maybe. I mean, I'll admit that people don't typically have sex with the covers fully around them and their shirts on and stuff, but that still gets the point across that the two people are having sex.
It would depend on how it was pitched to me I suppose.
Now, that all assumes I were a good actor with a decent enough body. IRL the only reason this would happen would be for a cheap laugh in a low humor comedy. The scene would be set up with me stripping down before entering the dark building and feeling around for what I was lead to believe was a really hot chick waiting for me. I'd do some nasty things only to have the lights turned on and realize that the chick is either really old, a transsexual, or related to me.
It would be nominated for an MTV movie award's best kiss, but loose to the movie where Fergi kisses the main chick from the pussycat dolls in a action/horror/comedy starring Chris Tucker.
It would depend on how it was pitched to me I suppose.
Now, that all assumes I were a good actor with a decent enough body. IRL the only reason this would happen would be for a cheap laugh in a low humor comedy. The scene would be set up with me stripping down before entering the dark building and feeling around for what I was lead to believe was a really hot chick waiting for me. I'd do some nasty things only to have the lights turned on and realize that the chick is either really old, a transsexual, or related to me.
It would be nominated for an MTV movie award's best kiss, but loose to the movie where Fergi kisses the main chick from the pussycat dolls in a action/horror/comedy starring Chris Tucker.
figmentPez
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Nope, I wouldn't do it.
It would greatly depend on the movie and how integral that scene was to the plot.
It'd have to be an Oscar calibre role and the sex scene would have to be one of the main plot points.
It'd have to be an Oscar calibre role and the sex scene would have to be one of the main plot points.
Cajungal
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Nope. It would have to have an ass scene.
Full back-al? rear nudity? All I know is I have a fantastic hiney.
Full back-al? rear nudity? All I know is I have a fantastic hiney.
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Andromache
What I do on my password-accessible video blog is my business.
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and done right it can be a very profitable business, so I've heard.
North_Ranger
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If it involves a sauna, Megan Fox and her identical twin sister/clone and relevance to the movie... Yeah, I'll do it.
Just as long as it isn't like the Unnecessary Sex Scene in 300 where they go through all the basic positions in slow motion...
Just as long as it isn't like the Unnecessary Sex Scene in 300 where they go through all the basic positions in slow motion...
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Chazwozel
this is different from my average day how?
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Wasabi Poptart
this is different from my average day how?[/QUOTE]
This time you're awake.
I may decide to go into porn, so yes. <---- This is a lie.
The truth is that I don't need a movie as an excuse to do full frontal nudity.
The truth is that I don't need a movie as an excuse to do full frontal nudity.
this is different from my average day how?[/QUOTE]
This time they're paying you.
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Kitty Sinatra
Yes.
If it's with Sandra Bullock: Hell Yes
If David Cronenberg is directing, I'd even do a gay scene.
If it's with Sandra Bullock: Hell Yes
If David Cronenberg is directing, I'd even do a gay scene.
absolutely not. sex in movies is mostly unnecessary.
No.
The world already has a Ron Jeremy.
The world already has a Ron Jeremy.
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JCM
Seeing the top-paid ones all have done a sex scene, yes.
Miht as well get paid for something I like doing.
Cajungal
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Cool. ^_^ Thanks, I'm just curious.
I would not do a sex scene. I don't think I could get through it without laughing, for one thing. I read an interview with a guy once who said he had to wear a flesh-colored strap on thingie and then hump the girl's leg.
That's weird. Plus I wouldn't want someone I don't know that close to me.
If it was just nudity that would be different.
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And to all the "what am I getting paid" questions?....
What's the least amount you'd do it for even if you had reservations?
I would not do a sex scene. I don't think I could get through it without laughing, for one thing. I read an interview with a guy once who said he had to wear a flesh-colored strap on thingie and then hump the girl's leg.
That's weird. Plus I wouldn't want someone I don't know that close to me.If it was just nudity that would be different.
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And to all the "what am I getting paid" questions?....
What's the least amount you'd do it for even if you had reservations?
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quandofloo
$1.50 and some curly fries.
Cajungal
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Wasabi Poptart
It would depend on what's meant by "graphic". If it's straight, vanilla pr0ns, I think I could do it for the right price (an XL Chik-fil-a waffle fries with BBQ sauce, for instance LOL). If it's going to involve human waste, vomit, animals, etc. then no thanks.
Cajungal
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No, nothing gross.
Ok, I'll even give a specific movie. For dudes It's a movie about war. A guy gets taken in by a widow whose husband died in battle the year before. There are scenes of the widow and the guy both bathing and having plain, good old fashioned missionary sex.
It makes up a very small amount of the movie, but they refuse to use body stand-ins. It's gotta be all you, and all o' you.
Ok, I'll even give a specific movie. For dudes It's a movie about war. A guy gets taken in by a widow whose husband died in battle the year before. There are scenes of the widow and the guy both bathing and having plain, good old fashioned missionary sex.
It makes up a very small amount of the movie, but they refuse to use body stand-ins. It's gotta be all you, and all o' you.
North_Ranger
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If the widow is...
... Megan Fox or Halle Berry, $1.50 and a chocolate milkshake.
... Drew Barrymore, Leelee Sobieski or Julia Roberts, $20 and french fries (with ketchup).
... Kim Cattrall, Angelina Jolie or Ornella Muti, $50 and a deepdish salami pizza.
... Gabriella Sabatini or Sarah Jessica Parker, $200 and a good steak.
... Bette Midler or any of the Desperate Housewives, $1000 and a three-course dinner with Itzhak Perlman playing the violin.
... Barbara Streisand or Pamela Anderson, $100,000 and a female twenty-something five-star French chef with a nymphomaniac streak in my service for a week.
... Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton, the US military budget and the soul of every firstborn child west of the Mississippi.
... Megan Fox or Halle Berry, $1.50 and a chocolate milkshake.
... Drew Barrymore, Leelee Sobieski or Julia Roberts, $20 and french fries (with ketchup).
... Kim Cattrall, Angelina Jolie or Ornella Muti, $50 and a deepdish salami pizza.
... Gabriella Sabatini or Sarah Jessica Parker, $200 and a good steak.
... Bette Midler or any of the Desperate Housewives, $1000 and a three-course dinner with Itzhak Perlman playing the violin.
... Barbara Streisand or Pamela Anderson, $100,000 and a female twenty-something five-star French chef with a nymphomaniac streak in my service for a week.
... Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton, the US military budget and the soul of every firstborn child west of the Mississippi.
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