If you were a movie star---

[Allen who is Quiet]

only if my character is the Joe Satriani of pissing off chicks

 

[Silver Jelly]

No, nothing gross.

Ok, I'll even give a specific movie. For dudes It's a movie about war. A guy gets taken in by a widow whose husband died in battle the year before. There are scenes of the widow and the guy both bathing and having plain, good old fashioned missionary sex.

It makes up a very small amount of the movie, but they refuse to use body stand-ins. It's gotta be all you, and all o' you.

When they see all of me, they'll call some stand ins.

 

[Cajungal]

If the widow is...
... Megan Fox or Halle Berry, $1.50 and a chocolate milkshake.
... Drew Barrymore, Leelee Sobieski or Julia Roberts, $20 and french fries (with ketchup).
... Kim Cattrall, Angelina Jolie or Ornella Muti, $50 and a deepdish salami pizza.
... Gabriella Sabatini or Sarah Jessica Parker, $200 and a good steak.
... Bette Midler or any of the Desperate Housewives, $1000 and a three-course dinner with Itzhak Perlman playing the violin.
... Barbara Streisand or Pamela Anderson, $100,000 and a female twenty-something five-star French chef with a nymphomaniac streak in my service for a week.
... Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton, the US military budget and the soul of every firstborn child west of the Mississippi.

I appreciate your attention to detail. ^_^

 

[North_Ranger]

If the widow is...
... Megan Fox or Halle Berry, $1.50 and a chocolate milkshake.
... Drew Barrymore, Leelee Sobieski or Julia Roberts, $20 and french fries (with ketchup).
... Kim Cattrall, Angelina Jolie or Ornella Muti, $50 and a deepdish salami pizza.
... Gabriella Sabatini or Sarah Jessica Parker, $200 and a good steak.
... Bette Midler or any of the Desperate Housewives, $1000 and a three-course dinner with Itzhak Perlman playing the violin.
... Barbara Streisand or Pamela Anderson, $100,000 and a female twenty-something five-star French chef with a nymphomaniac streak in my service for a week.
... Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton, the US military budget and the soul of every firstborn child west of the Mississippi.

I appreciate your attention to detail. ^_^[/QUOTE]

A guy's gotta have some standards. Even someone like me who's hornier than a goat on Viagra.

 

[checkeredhat]

Yes.

 

[Math242]

i'd do it.