International Blasphemy Day

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ElJuski

ElJuski

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Shush girl, and shut your lips. Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.

Shush girl, and shut your lips. Do the Anne Frank and talk with your hips, because if you talk normally the Nazis will find and kill us.

Shush girl, and shut your lips. Do the Terri Shiavo and....

Shush girl, and shut your lips. Do the Catholic Priest and twiddle some kids.
 
ElJuski

ElJuski

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Also, I just realized I wasn't blasphemizing so much as just being offensive. I STILL STAND BY MY POSTS
 
Fun Size

Fun Size

Amorous Bitch said:
Yes, I'm a transsexual pansexual muslim. Do I think God hates me and I will burn in hell? Fuck you.
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You know, I keep seeing people saying that they are pansexual, and all I can think of is people who get all hot and bothered by this:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_f3TMdW8b4[/ame]

Aw Hell, who am I kidding. I just listened to that, and I would hit it like the fist of an angry god. He's so dreamy.
 
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Le Quack

Jesus would totally be a porn addict if he was in this day and age.
 
tegid

tegid

Oh my God... I was thinking 'NR wins the thread, that BSG was, like, waaarglbgl!'

Then I facepalmed to my own comment.



I'm not good at blasphemy so I won't even try, because everything I think of sounds completely dumb.

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Crone said:
all your gods and kings will die before your species does.
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Cat

Cat

Crone said:
i am so glad i withheld the "I support NAMBLA and NAGLA" statement
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offensiveforthesakeofbeingoffensive.txt

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:ugh: I just creeped myself out.
 
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Andromache

and I think we have a runaway winner for creepiest person at Halforums.
 
ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

It might have worked if it had anything to do with blasphemy. As is, I kinda want to ask people to erase that stuff from their posts. Skates too close to the primary rule around here.
 
ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

I only lash out at children to collect their blood for my Passover matzoh. The rest of the year I'm a perfectly reasonable atheist and kill them humanely by lethal injection.
 
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Iaculus

ZenMonkey said:
I only lash out at children to collect their blood for my Passover matzoh. The rest of the year I'm a perfectly reasonable atheist and kill them humanely by lethal injection.
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Wait, you mean you eat them dead? I mean, sure, mercy's all well and good, but you're seriously slipping there, Zen.
 
phil

phil

once while drunk and walking my dog I told off a church for holding the country back.

Not the members of the church, but the church itself.

I'm not sure if i'm doing this right.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2626739/1/The_Mark

“Cain. Please look at me.” Abel knelt and touched and kissed his brother’s cheek. It was as cold as stone. “Please, you’re my brother, and I love you.”

There are moments in life when people can pinpoint the exact time they snapped, when there were one too many straws piled too high. This was Cain’s moment. Inside a lifetime of prejudices smoked and burned away the final piece of his heart. He took his brothers hand before it had been fully taken away.

“I know you are my brother. If you truly love me kiss me again, stronger; as if you pluck them by the roots.”

Abel did so, aiming for the cheek, but somehow he missed. As their lips met Abel was surprised at how cold they felt against his own, soft but very cold. The warmth from his flushed into his brothers. Inside Cain’s head an idea formed and solidified. He wouldn’t just hurt Abel. The river ran deeper than that. He wanted to destroy him. Cain poked out his tongue and gently ran it over his brother’s upper lip. Abel automatically opened his mouth in reply and Cain slipped his tongue inside. He placed one hand on his warm cheek, another on the small of his back and carefully tipped him backwards, setting him down on the dirty soil.
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Yavaux

Your grandma begged me to give it to her but I passed her up for the handicap red head down the street

thta's right, your gradma is that bad...
I'm not even going to post this, I'm not drunk enoguht to know better....

what?....




fuck
 
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Iaculus

Yavaux said:
Your grandma begged me to give it to her but I passed her up for the handicap red head down the street

thta's right, your gradma is that bad...
I'm not even going to post this, I'm not drunk enoguht to know better....

what?....




fuck
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... Aaand this, kiddies, is why the water => wine conversion trick is not a toy.
 
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