Introduce Yourself!

BananaHands

Staff member
Wait, am I the only one who got the cooties vaccination in second grade?

I'm licensed to distribute.

Circle, circle, dot, dot. Now you have a cootie shot!
 
Some people see the fact that I'm a woman attracted to women as well as men and that's where their understanding stops, doesn't matter if it's sexual in nature or not *shrugs*

I welcome brofists. I've always been a good balance between the masculine and feminine--cooking, cleaning, athletics, high adventure, medieval/fantasy reenactment, literature--so I don't mind :) And I really wish Angels would update. This year has been agonizing!
Well in general, I think most people are pretty genuinely confused by it. For most, the idea of non-sexual attraction is such an abstract thought it's hard to grasp. And you don't hear much about asexuality, particularly as a hetero.
 
Well, that's a fallacy. "Apprenticeship" is just the most succinct English translation we have for that particular sequence of grunts and clicks, it's far from the most accurate.
 
Unless you're a Philadelphia Flyers fan, then you're probably better off staying out of the NHL thread.
But yeah, other than that, feel free to be yourself.
 

Dave

Staff member
I am waiting for this time from last couple of months. i hope now we will get a great president for our country.
If you are from California like your profile states, why is your IP address and time zone set at New Delhi? I'll give a bit of time before I call spammer and boomstick this account.

edit: Never mind. I found you on a spam advisory site. Never even bothered to change the name. Tsk tsk.
 
I thought I'd so something über wacky and introduce myself!

Name: Dill von Dillchen
Age: Twenty.....um...er...four? :confused: No? Didn't buy it? Okay, FINE! I've had 26 years of semi-glorious experience upon this world.
Sex: Very much a lady
Location: The armpit of the southern region of the United States. It's hot, stinky, wet, and people generally try to ignore said area or cover it up the best they can.

I've always been more of a fantasy geek rather than a Sci-Fi girl. I'd honestly rather be compared to Susan Cooper than Madeleine L'Engle. I'm currently General Specific's better half, but only by a slight amount. Herr Specific has recently done what no man has ever done before; convinced me to watch Star Wars. *le gasp* I know!! I'll have Gen Spec watching Game of Thrones soon. Ugh, I don't know if I can sit through the second season again. That was ten episodes of me screaming "Why? WHY?!" at the computer screen while shaking my head.

My other interests include researching domestic evolution, history of the home and society, historical fiction, writing dystopian literature, collecting various adaptations/inspirations of Lewis Carroll's "Alice" works, long walks on the beach, bunnies, and schooling Gen Spec on how to play all things Mario.
 
I thought I'd so something über wacky and introduce myself!

Name: Dill von Dillchen
Age: Twenty.....um...er...four? :confused: No? Didn't buy it? Okay, FINE! I've had 26 years of semi-glorious experience upon this world.
Sex: Very much a lady
Location: The armpit of the southern region of the United States. It's hot, stinky, wet, and people generally try to ignore said area or cover it up the best they can.

I've always been more of a fantasy geek rather than a Sci-Fi girl. I'd honestly rather be compared to Susan Cooper than Madeleine L'Engle. I'm currently General Specific's better half, but only by a slight amount. Herr Specific has recently done what no man has ever done before; convinced me to watch Star Wars. *le gasp* I know!! I'll have Gen Spec watching Game of Thrones soon. Ugh, I don't know if I can sit through the second season again. That was ten episodes of me screaming "Why? WHY?!" at the computer screen while shaking my head.

My other interests include researching domestic evolution, history of the home and society, historical fiction, writing dystopian literature, collecting various adaptations/inspirations of Lewis Carroll's "Alice" works, long walks on the beach, bunnies, and schooling Gen Spec on how to play all things Mario.
Welcome to the nuthouse. :)
 
Only thing I got out of that is that General Specific doesn't watch Game of Thrones. Are you serious?!?
I'm working on it! It's been a super fail on my part as a girlfriend. Once we watch the Star Wars prequels, GOT season 1 will be on the agenda. I must confess that Gen Spec has been distracting me from finishing " A Dance with Dragons." Stupid priorities. If I'm being generally specific about General Specific, I'd say he is specifically handsome, kind, intelligent, tall, dark & geeky and, in general, all mine! And I'm not just saying these things because he recently helped me move into my new apartment without complaint. :awesome:

I will admit to having a "Wtf do you think you're doing?" moment yesterday when he came at me with a blue lightsaber while I was re-braiding my hair. He's lucky he's so damn cute. A word to all gentlemen: You do not boop your lady friend with a lightsaber when she is trying to fix her hot mess of a hairdo.
 
One important question: Pants. Yes or no?
Define "pants?" Are you referring to the American English definition or the British English term? If you are inquiring about the American English item, then I must say that pants are good. I often wear them. I was gallivanting away in a pair yesterday. At the moment, I have a pretty, pretty dress on and am sans pants.

If you are making a reference to the British English definition of "pants," then I will insist that I am a lady and do not divulge the state of my unmentionables! :eek: Only General Specific is privy to such information!
 
I can honestly say that if I had a significant other, I would hide the existence of this board from them.

Out of love, of course.
 
Location: The armpit of the southern region of the United States. It's hot, stinky, wet, and people generally try to ignore said area or cover it up the best they can.
It may be my lack of US Geography knowledge, but doesn't that still leave about half of the South? (the other half being hot, stinky, dry and people enerally try to ignore said area or cover it up the best they can, plus California which is still all those things but has money :p)

Anyway, welcome to the boards. Try not to let the locals bite you, apparently it is contagious.
 

North_Ranger

Staff member
Define "pants?" Are you referring to the American English definition or the British English term? If you are inquiring about the American English item, then I must say that pants are good. I often wear them. I was gallivanting away in a pair yesterday. At the moment, I have a pretty, pretty dress on and am sans pants.

If you are making a reference to the British English definition of "pants," then I will insist that I am a lady and do not divulge the state of my unmentionables! :eek: Only General Specific is privy to such information!
Hrm. As much as the student of English Philology in me enjoys a good deconstruction of differences between British and American English, I am still disappointed that the General did not inform you of the abominable nature of pants.

Still, for the sake of continued camaraderie and being raised to be polite to the fairer sex, I will withhold enmities over the matter. Welcome aboard. Just don't mention steak; only darkness awaits on that path. Darkness and pain. And references to canine genitalia.
 
I was otherwise occupied at the time she posted this (my nephew is in town for this week). Rest assured, I have informed her of the pantaloon situation and so she is now fully briefed. ;)
 
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