Sorry, @GasBandit , your hairy sausage is @Emrys' problem now.
Okay, NOW you guys can ask me anything!
Okay, NOW you guys can ask me anything!
If you would do anything for love, but you won't do that, what is that?Sorry, @GasBandit , your hairy sausage is @Emrys' problem now.
Okay, NOW you guys can ask me anything!
Algebra.If you would do anything for love, but you won't do that, what is that?
Follow-up question. If a train is leaving Houston and traveling East at 80 mph, while another train is leaving new York at the same time, then what is something about yourself that people are always surprised to learn?Algebra.
Algebra can rot in hell.
How you gonna do me this way, Keltsy? And on my birthday, too! >_<Sorry, @GasBandit , your hairy sausage is @Emrys' problem now.
That the train will undoubtedly be delayed in Philadelphia 30 St. Station for an additional hour.Follow-up question. If a train is leaving Houston and traveling East at 80 mph, while another train is leaving new York at the same time, then what is something about yourself that people are always surprised to learn?
There hasn't been a dog in my life I don't have fond memories of, and I loved them all. But if pressed, I would have to say maybe a little something extra special for our Westie that passed a few years back. He was the first dog I had gotten without my parents, so he was truly MY own dog, and I think for Mr. Z and I, he was, in many ways, our first "baby". That will always have a special place for me.What pet do you have the best memories of?
Who, in your mind, really needs to do an audio book reading of your favorite book?
When, if ever, would you consider eating a sauage, even though it's got hairs growing all over it?
Why, when confronted with all of human history, do you think this is the best time to be alive?
Aww, you will always be my hairy, gassy sausage, birthday boy!How you gonna do me this way, Keltsy? And on my birthday, too! >_<
I don't know if this is true anymore, but [...] when I was younger, people were often shocked about how mean, let's say unflinchingly vicious, I could be when pressed.
...still got it!you will always be my hairy, gassy sausage, birthday boy!
TBH I wish my daughter would lose her temper at school. She still sits at a lunch table with her former best friend, who has slowly been deep diving into homophobia. I don't know my daughter's preferences at this point, because right now the closest thing to her feelings towards others would be described as misanthropy, but one of her friends from elementary school came out as trans at the start of middle school, and said old best friend makes comments about it (behind his back, not to his face) when they see him. So my daughter tries very hard to just keep her head down to get through the rest of middle school without causing complete and total drama, but I wish she would just explode on this person, because while it probably won't actually help, the sooner this person gets their intellectual bubble popped, the better off she'll be as a person long term.That the train will undoubtedly be delayed in Philadelphia 30 St. Station for an additional hour.
But enough about Amtrak...I don't know if this is true anymore, but as I've gotten older I've run out of fucks to give, but when I was younger, people were often shocked about how mean, let's say unflinchingly vicious, I could be when pressed. I mean, close friends had an inkling, because I loved to joke around, but me losing my temper enough to say something intentionally mean was few and far between. I was usually quiet in class, and generally let things roll off my back, in a pick-your-battles type-of-thing. When I did finally lose my temper, it was usually short, to the point, and absolutely cutthroat. Or so I assume, because people still bring it up to this day. Hell, I have a friend that took up an entire page in my yearbook recounting his favorite time I ripped someone apart. In my defense, they deserved it.
I will say, when I was your daughter's age, that was probably the couple of years in my life I spoke out the least. I think the general awkwardness gets to everyone. But by the time I hit junior high/high school, I was over everyone's shit. Give her some time, she may get there, too. In the meantime, my heart goes out to the poor transboy and I hope he has a good support system. This age sucks even when you're cis/het.TBH I wish my daughter would lose her temper at school. She still sits at a lunch table with her former best friend, who has slowly been deep diving into homophobia. I don't know my daughter's preferences at this point, because right now the closest thing to her feelings towards others would be described as misanthropy, but one of her friends from elementary school came out as trans at the start of middle school, and said old best friend makes comments about it (behind his back, not to his face) when they see him. So my daughter tries very hard to just keep her head down to get through the rest of middle school without causing complete and total drama, but I wish she would just explode on this person, because while it probably won't actually help, the sooner this person gets their intellectual bubble popped, the better off she'll be as a person long term.
(Also, while I am not 100% sure of this person's parents' opinions, when she was younger she was always convinced she was going to get in trouble for anything and everything she did, and her parents were way more chill than that in reality. So she might be coming up with these things from her own bubble. She also tried to get my daughter to go to Church with her because she was convinced she would go to hell when she found out we didn't go to Church, but her mom pretty much asked once then shrugged it off. That said, after that is when things started getting weird but again I don't think it was from the parent's side)
ENOUGH HIJACKING I WILL NOW COME UP WITH A QUESTION:
Do you plan on having any more kids, or are you and Mr. Z more in to 1 and done?
I'd be happy to help. I can even do it as an outpatient procedure!I really wish Mr. Z would stop shuffling he feet and get snipped already.
I'm going in next month, don't scare me off now!I'd be happy to help. I can even do it as an outpatient procedure!
Tempting, but I'd like to keep the rest of his lower body attached.I'd be happy to help. I can even do it as an outpatient procedure!
Two for the price of one!Tempting, but I'd like to keep the rest of his lower body attached.
Right now, I'd really love to be back at Disneyland for their Lunar New Year celebration. Not that I need an excuse to go to any Disney, but I really loved the food and the events they had there. Plus the weather and lack of heavy crowds was *chef's kiss*.Question.
You can go go anywhere in the world, but it has to be for a single specific event or activity. Where do you go and what do you do?
What OTHER than Mr. Z???Other than Mr Z, who is the hottest person you've ever seen in real life?
That top doesn't look very comfortable.
Would laying an egg every day take the place of periods?Would you rather have to lay an egg every day, or grow wool everywhere like a sheep, requiring regular shearing?
Hrm... maybe if you can't control when the egg demands to be laidWould laying an egg every day take the place of periods?
Yes. Instead of ovaries releasing eggs monthly in humans, the ovaries in a chicken release them every 30 hours. And did you know a hen can save sperm inside her for up to 2 weeks to allow 10 or so eggs she lays to become fertilized?Would laying an egg every day take the place of periods?
I admit, I've only seen the movie, so I'm going to have to go with Gurgi. I'll get around to reading the series eventually.Do you prefer Gurgis sacrifice in the movie or Ellidyrs sacrifice in the book?
Periods or shaving... two of the worst parts of daily womanhood. So, if I lay an egg, I'm a laying a chicken egg or a human egg? Can it be eaten like a chicken egg? Or it some weird thing I lay and have to dispose of?Would you rather have to lay an egg every day, or grow wool everywhere like a sheep, requiring regular shearing?
Yes, I know that, but I am asking @GasBandit if he wants to replace the reproductive system, or just make some weird, horrific chicken/human hybrid. Like, would the eggs replace human eggs, or be a new way to poop?Yes. Instead of ovaries releasing eggs monthly in humans, the ovaries in a chicken release them every 30 hours. And did you know a hen can save sperm inside her for up to 2 weeks to allow 10 or so eggs she lays to become fertilized?
Hmmm...I'm not a fan of those, but it would certainly make me popular!What if they came out like Cadbury mini eggs!
It's an egg... it'll be up to you to find out if it's "human" or "chicken..." or maybe you'd rather not know, if you intend to eat them...Periods or shaving... two of the worst parts of daily womanhood. So, if I lay an egg, I'm a laying a chicken egg or a human egg? Can it be eaten like a chicken egg? Or it some weird thing I lay and have to dispose of?
This just means you need more fiber.What if they came out like Cadbury mini eggs!
Well, in that case, I'm going with the Easter eggs.It's an egg... it'll be up to you to find out if it's "human" or "chicken..." or maybe you'd rather not know, if you intend to eat them...
That would have to be one of my guy friends from high school. He is a living, breathing dad joke, but in the most sincere way.Other than Mr Z, who's the goofiest person you've ever met in real life?
Hmmmm... gotta think on that one...Who is the hottest person that shares a birthday with you that posts on these boards?