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Only 34 years old, not sure of cause of death yet...

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/loca...he-90s-rap-duo-kriss-kross-dies-at-age-34.ece

My money is that he jumped, jumped.

This is wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity wack.

He was clearly upset for missing the bus.

Drugs in the right pocket, tic tacs in the left. He accidentally put his pants on correctly, and tried to freshen his breath.

I hate that I found that so funny.

And NBC can't tell one rapper from another.

GasBandit said:

And NBC can't tell one rapper from another.

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The kid did leave the public eye at 15, 20 years ago... How are you supposed to find a recent photo of him. I never knew which one was cris or cros.

sixpackshaker said:

The kid did leave the public eye at 15, 20 years ago... How are you supposed to find a recent photo of him. I never knew which one was cris or cros.

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Actually, their individual stage names were neither kris nor kross, but instead they were "Mac Daddy" and "Daddy Mac." Daddy Mac was the one who had vertical lines shaved into his eyebrows and had a slightly lighter build and skin tone.

I heard that Chris crossed Kriss Kross, which led to a confusing turf war.

eh, I was already old enough to drink when they were popular. So I didn't really care.

Necronic said:

I heard that Chris crossed Kriss Kross, which led to a confusing turf war.

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Think of how confusing it would have been if Chris Cross crossed Kris Kross. It would probably make them very cross indeed.

GasBandit said:

Think of how confusing it would have been if Chris Cross crossed Kris Kross. It would probably make them very cross indeed.

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Especially if ChrisCross drew the whole thing.

GasBandit said:

Think of how confusing it would have been if Chris Cross crossed Kris Kross. It would probably make them very cross indeed.

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They would probably crucify him and then cross him off their list.

If we keep this up we're likely to raise Jimmy Breslin from his grave.

stienman said:

Drugs in the right pocket, tic tacs in the left. He accidentally put his pants on correctly, and tried to freshen his breath.

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Apparently it was coke in his left pocket and heroin in his right...