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Kurt's Present from Halforums.

Dec 13, 2009#1

Shegokigo

Any update on the delivery Dave?

Dec 13, 2009#2

LittleSin

I'm also curious about this.

Dec 13, 2009#3

SpecialKO

As am I.
....
....
I DON'T NEED KURTZ FOR VALIDATION!!! :humph:

Dec 13, 2009#4

Dave

It's been delivered. Like before Thanksgiving.

But that doesn't mean that he has to acknowledge us.

Dec 13, 2009#5

Shegokigo

I figured he couldn't take a hit like that to his ego and respond. Was just curious if we got some kind of confirmation of delivery.

Dec 13, 2009#6

Deschain

Stupid Kurtz, i-it's not like I'm giving you a gift because I need your validation or anything. Just take it, jeez

Dec 13, 2009#7

Hailey Knight

I missed something. Is there a topic I can read up on for this, because I'm hella curious.

Dec 13, 2009#8

Kitty Sinatra

Is that pic real, Vyx?

Dec 13, 2009#9

Kitty Sinatra

I figured you had shopped that - was damn sure of it (the lack of wrapping paper anywhere is the biggest hint - but figured I should make sure. Nice work.

---------- Post added at 08:08 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:06 PM ----------

Also, I kinda hope for his sake that you shopped some fat onto him.

Dec 13, 2009#10

Kitty Sinatra

Perhaps some wrapping paper peeking out from off-frame at the bottom of the picture to suggest it's on the table just out of sight. But that would only be needed to add to the idea of it being a Christmas gift. Still, as it is, it does indeed look like he's just been handed a sort of gift by someone. Just not Critsmas gift.

Dec 13, 2009#11

Hailey Knight

Amorous Vyxen;314639][quote=escushion said:
I missed something. Is there a topic I can read up on for this, because I'm hella curious.

http://www.halforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10528[/QUOTE]

Thank you! All caught up, and that's pretty funny.

Dec 13, 2009#12

KCWM

Caught up as well.

I see we got no boobs. That's too bad. We had two volunteers.

Dec 13, 2009#13

Hailey Knight

I doubt Kurtz would appreciate the mousepad THAT much.

Dec 13, 2009#14

Dieb

KCWM said:
Caught up as well.

I see we got no boobs. That's too bad. We had two volunteers.

Good point! Silver Jelly, pony up!

....of the two, that's the person the forum has been slobbering over, right?

Dec 13, 2009#15

Silver Jelly

Dieb;314686][quote=KCWM said:
Caught up as well.

I see we got no boobs. That's too bad. We had two volunteers.

Good point! Silver Jelly, pony up!

....of the two, that's the person the forum has been slobbering over, right?[/QUOTE]

I'm ready for my close up!
:heart:

Dec 13, 2009#16

Gusto

Dec 13, 2009#17

Dave

Why would this be a hit to his ego, anyway? It was sent with a NICE note thanking him and was a gesture of reconciliation, not recrimination.

Some of you lunkheads REALLY need to let the hate go.

Dec 13, 2009#18

Kitty Sinatra

I need the hate. It's all that keeps me going.

Dec 13, 2009#19

Krisken

Dave said:
Why would this be a hit to his ego, anyway? It was sent with a NICE note thanking him and was a gesture of reconciliation, not recrimination.

Some of you lunkheads REALLY need to let the hate go.

Harumph!

[kicks a stone]

I say good luck to the big guy. I know I've said it before, but I think we're really better off with how things turned out. We have an admin and mods who take the time and energy to be involved in the community and care about how it turns out and progresses.

And Scott has time to do whatever it is he does all day.

Dec 13, 2009#20

Gusto

It would ultimately serve as a kind of guilt trip though.

Dec 13, 2009#21

Allen, who is Quiet

Did we send anything nice to Straub?

Dec 13, 2009#22

Hailey Knight

Allen said:
Did we send anything nice to Straub?

Exactly why the gift to Kurtz was more "in your face" than truly a gesture of peace. Straub got nothing, and everyone loves him.

Dec 13, 2009#23

Dave

escushion;314894][quote=Allen said:
Did we send anything nice to Straub?

Exactly why the gift to Kurtz was more "in your face" than truly a gesture of peace. Straub got nothing, and everyone loves him.[/QUOTE]

I didn't have the money or address to send to Kris or I would have. Besides, Kris has been cool with us and I don't think he needs an olive branch.

Dec 13, 2009#24

Hailey Knight

But knowing Kurtz and the way he reacts with things, he was likely to interpret the gift in pretty much exactly the way some members wanted the gift to be; along with their alternate notes.

Dec 13, 2009#25

SpecialKO

I think sending to only Scott was fine. PvPOnline, and Scott by extension, brought the board together, long before Halfpixel, and (supposedly) long before Kris started handling its maintenance.

If Scott and Kris are determined to hold it against us that we chose to honestly thank Scott specifically, in light of our shared connection, that's that, and I can live with that.

Dec 14, 2009#26

Soliloquy

Well, we did have that "Straub and Erica's Public Breakup?" thread, which, understandably, pissed Straub off Mightily.

So an olive branch might not have been a bad idea. Straub is awesome, and deserves our respect.

Dec 14, 2009#27

Krisken

I'm actually quite proud I have no existence in that thread.

Dec 14, 2009#28

Dave

Soliloquy said:
Well, we did have that \"Straub and Erica's Public Breakup?\" thread, which, understandably, pissed Straub off Mightily.

So an olive branch might not have been a bad idea. Straub is awesome, and deserves our respect.

We actually kissed and made up after that, which can be seen by his allowing us to work on the Custom Comics thing we had (that didn't work out as well as I'd intended). Of course, after that some went to webcomics and said some things.

Dec 14, 2009#29

Shegokigo

Dave said:
Some of you lunkheads REALLY need to let the hate go.

Why exactly? What exactly has he done to deserve it?

Dec 14, 2009#30

Jay

Newsflash! Kurtz is still a hack. More news at 11.

Dec 14, 2009#31

Soliloquy

Shegokigo;315065][quote=Dave said:
Some of you lunkheads REALLY need to let the hate go.

Why exactly? What exactly has he done to deserve it?[/QUOTE]

Well, what good is it doing us?

Dec 14, 2009#32

Shegokigo

I get a bit of entertainment at the thought of railing him whenever I get the chance.

Dec 14, 2009#33

Philosopher B.

Yeah but hate leads to suffering. I know because a little green man told me.

Dec 14, 2009#34

Shegokigo

I have no problems with the Dark Side, that was a silly comment Philosopher.

Dec 14, 2009#35

Soliloquy

Are you a happy person, Shego?

Dec 14, 2009#36

Rob King

Soliloquy said:
Are you a happy person, Shego?

Wait! We're missing someone ...

You may continue.

Dec 14, 2009#37

Shegokigo

I would say about an 80% happy, 20% disatisfied with life type of person, sure. Why do you ask?

Dec 15, 2009#38

SeraRelm

Funny story (having read this and the linked post from Ame);
I don't care either way about Kurtz, be it admiration or dissatisfaction with past altercations. He's just some guy, you know?

Dec 15, 2009#39

Thread Necromancer

SeraRelm said:
Funny story (having read this and the linked post from Ame);
I don't care either way about Kurtz, be it admiration or dissatisfaction with past altercations. He's just some guy, you know?

^ this

Dec 15, 2009#40

CynicismKills

Shegokigo said:
I get a bit of entertainment at the thought of railing him whenever I get the chance.

Man, this phrase is a double-meaning waiting to happen.

Dec 15, 2009#41

Allen, who is Quiet

Nice catch, CK.

Dec 15, 2009#42

Shegokigo

Actually he failed big time. I was referring to:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railgun

Dec 15, 2009#43

CynicismKills

Shegokigo said:
Actually he failed big time. I was referring to:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railgun

Obviously you didn't mean you were daydreaming about hot sex with Kurtz, that's what the double meaning part meant.

Dec 15, 2009#44

Shegokigo

Yeah, but the second meaning you got wasn't the one implied. Therefore you must be projecting your own daydreams into my post. :slywink:

Dec 15, 2009#45

CynicismKills

Shegokigo said:
Yeah, but the second meaning you got wasn't the one implied. Therefore you must be projecting your own daydreams into my post. :slywink:

Woop woop secret's out~

Dec 15, 2009#46

Allen, who is Quiet

oh fuck, no room for wordplay all up in this joint.

Dec 15, 2009#47

CynicismKills

Allen said:
oh fuck, no room for wordplay all up in this joint.

So it seems

Dec 15, 2009#48

Shegokigo

Sure there is, I made it quite easy to link. Someone just took it somewhere they'd rather have gone than me :slywink:

Dec 15, 2009#49

Allen, who is Quiet

So you would rail Kurt?

Dec 15, 2009#50

CynicismKills

Allen said:
So you would rail Kurt?

Railgun, sir.

Railgun.

Dec 15, 2009#51

Allen, who is Quiet

CynicismKills;315729][quote=Allen said:
So you would rail Kurt?

Railgun, sir.

Railgun.[/QUOTE]

Yes, of course. Not sure how you could have gotten any other implication from that statement, as there were multiple context clues in place so that you knew exactly what I meant.

Dec 15, 2009#52

CynicismKills

Allen said:
So you would rail Kurt?

Dec 15, 2009#53

Kitty Sinatra

I'd rail Kurt. This is how it'd go down: I'd let him have the first turn, but delay him from starting until the next train is almost already upon him.

(there were more definitions in that link)

Dec 15, 2009#54

Shegokigo

Allen said:
Yes, of course. Not sure how you could have gotten any other implication from that statement, as there were multiple context clues in place so that you knew exactly what I meant.

You're much more amusing when you're quiet.

Dec 15, 2009#55

Allen, who is Quiet

Dec 15, 2009#56

SpecialKO

And here I thought Railin' Palin was a porn movie.

I had no idea it was a snuff film!

Dec 15, 2009#57

Tinwhistler

Amorous Vyxen said:
I have half a mind of doing a rule34 'shop.

Instead, I'll just post a pic of Pimpin' Scott "McDaddy" Kurtz:

That looks like it was taken at Twin Peaks, a restaurant with business model similar to Hooters, but slightly more upscale.

Dec 15, 2009#58

Kitty Sinatra

TeKeo said:
And here I thought Railin' Palin was a porn movie.

I had no idea it was a snuff film!

Can't it be both?

Dec 15, 2009#59

Dave

TeKeo said:
And here I thought Railin' Palin was a porn movie.

I had no idea it was a snuff film!

It was Nailin' Paylin.

Dec 15, 2009#60

SpecialKO

Dave;315763][quote=TeKeo said:
And here I thought Railin' Palin was a porn movie.

I had no idea it was a snuff film!

It was Nailin' Paylin.[/QUOTE]

I know, but I heard that phrase enough to throw that in.

Dec 15, 2009#61

Kitty Sinatra

aw, Dave. You should've used that GOP.am thing for the link.

Dec 15, 2009#62

SpecialKO

Gruebeard said:
aw, Dave. You should've used that GOP.am thing for the link.

http://gop.am/Muz9

Dec 15, 2009#63

Dave

Gruebeard said:
aw, Dave. You should've used that GOP.am thing for the link.

As it was stated in the OP of that thread, some things there were NSFW so I haven't clicked anything there.

Dec 15, 2009#64

Kitty Sinatra

ah. Oh. awww

---------- Post added at 11:34 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:32 PM ----------

TeKeo;315773][quote=Gruebeard said:
aw, Dave. You should've used that GOP.am thing for the link.

http://gop.am/Muz9[/QUOTE]

Heh. It's indeed funny.

(and sfw)

Dec 15, 2009#65

SeraRelm

Hey Shego, you derailed the post.

Dec 15, 2009#66

Shegokigo

Dec 16, 2009#67

David

Dec 16, 2009#68

Cheesy1

Dec 16, 2009#69

Shannow

Dec 16, 2009#70

Denbrought

Dec 16, 2009#71

Shegokigo

Dec 16, 2009#72

Shannow

Yeah, the facepalms pretty much cover that, too.

Dec 16, 2009#73

Denbrought

Shegokigo said:

Dec 16, 2009#74

Gusto

Dec 16, 2009#75

Shannow

Dec 16, 2009#76

Denbrought

Dec 16, 2009#77

Shannow

Dec 16, 2009#78

Rob King

Dec 16, 2009#79

Shannow

Dec 16, 2009#80

North_Ranger

Dec 16, 2009#81

Silver Jelly

Dec 16, 2009#82

Baerdog

Dec 16, 2009#83

Gusto

Baerdog7 said:

Dec 16, 2009#84

North_Ranger

Amorous Vyxen said:
I just had the most horrible idea for a Kurtz shop ever, and it made me laugh out loud just thinking about it, but I'm not gonna do it or even tell you what it was just in case I might still do it.

TELL EEET!!

Then

DO EEEET!

Dec 16, 2009#85

tegid

No, no NO!

Just do it.

Dec 16, 2009#86

Silver Jelly

Dec 16, 2009#87

Kitty Sinatra

Amorous Vyxen said:
I just had the most horrible idea for a Kurtz shop ever, and it made me laugh out loud just thinking about it, but I'm not gonna do it or even tell you what it was just in case I might still do it.

If you're trying to distract me from daring you to, um, well, *cough* I'm still gonna dare you to do that no matter how much I might want to see this shop.

Dec 16, 2009#88

CynicismKills

Dec 16, 2009#89

SpecialKO

Silver Jelly said:

That's fucking awesome. :rofl:

Dec 17, 2009#90

Silver Jelly

I'm a big fan of kikkoman since the first time I saw the awesome video, lots and lots of years ago. I'm surprised he isn't much of a meme.

Dec 17, 2009#91

Shannow

Dec 17, 2009#92

Chazwozel

Dec 17, 2009#93

Silver Jelly

Dec 17, 2009#94

SeraRelm

Dec 17, 2009#95

Shannow

Dec 17, 2009#96

Jay

[/QUOTE]

<3 Ari Gold

Dec 17, 2009#97

CynicismKills

Dec 17, 2009#98

General Specific

Dec 17, 2009#99

Shannow

Dec 17, 2009#100

HowDroll

Dec 17, 2009#101

Shannow

Dec 17, 2009#102

General Specific

Dec 17, 2009#103

Shakey

Dec 17, 2009#104

tegid

Nooooooooooooooooo halforums will die again!!

Dec 17, 2009#105

KCWM

what in the holy fuck was that kikkoman vid!? !i

Dec 17, 2009#106

tegid

Awesome, was what it was.

Dec 17, 2009#107

Silver Jelly

tegid said:
Awesome, was what it was.

That's right!

Show me! Show you! Kikkomang... Kikkomang...

Every time I watch this video, I have the song stuck in my head for days.

Dec 17, 2009#108

drawn_inward

Dec 17, 2009#109

Allen, who is Quiet

Silver Jelly;317127][quote=tegid said:
Awesome, was what it was.

That's right!

Show me! Show you! Kikkomang... Kikkomang...

Every time I watch this video, I have the song stuck in my head for days.[/QUOTE]

http://yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso_e.htm

Dec 18, 2009#110

Shannow

Dec 18, 2009#111

North_Ranger

Wait... are those plastic 'possums?

Dec 18, 2009#112

Philosopher B.

Their ears ... so shiny!

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