Kurtz's Open Letter To Wizard Magazine

[Adam]

Hilarious.

Other parodies of letters sent to Kurtz and their responses:

http://blog.newsarama.com/2009/11/06/exclusive-other-scott-kurtz-rsvps/

I approve of this message.

 

[Tinwhistler]

I found this but I'm still as unsure as ever.

DALLAS FAT: Tastemaker[/quote]

[/QUOTE]

 

[Gusto]

Hahahahaha!

Down to the point and everything!

 

[Adam]

Heh, he even linked to the parody from twitter:

http://twitter.com/pvponline/status/5491811462

"Without a doubt the funniest response to my Wizard letter. God damn this is funny. http://bit.ly/1JFG34"

Nothing says "I think this is unfunny but I'm trying to save face" then repeating how funny something is, heh.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

Oh, I thought you meant he was were referring to Tin's awesome Dallas Fat cover.

 

[Philosopher B.]

Lol that's bleeding hilarious (the parody pick ... the thing he linked was funny, too).

 

[Silver Jelly]

Hilarious.

Other parodies of letters sent to Kurtz and their responses:

http://blog.newsarama.com/2009/11/06/exclusive-other-scott-kurtz-rsvps/

I approve of this message.[/QUOTE]

 

[IronBrig4]

He's nice because he wants you to buy his garbage. God forbid you want to shake his hand.

Actually, he did shake my hand. He also drew me a picture of Robbie burping because I bought a certain amount of stuff. He's really an okay guy.

 

[AshburnerX]

He's nice because he wants you to buy his garbage. God forbid you want to shake his hand.

Actually, he did shake my hand. He also drew me a picture of Robbie burping because I bought a certain amount of stuff. He's really an okay guy.[/QUOTE]

 

[PatrThom]

I'm adding the word tastemaker to my lexicon.

I'm adding the word lexicon to my grimoire.

Say what you will about Scott, ya gotta admit he has passion. Sometimes he lets it get a bit out of hand and bursts into FLAME ON, but I'm sure even Kris has his moments, too.

For an artist, passion = a) output or b) murder. A successful artist just manages to go down route a) more often.

--Patrick

 

[Shegokigo]

He's nice because he wants you to buy his garbage. God forbid you want to shake his hand.

Actually, he did shake my hand. He also drew me a picture of Robbie burping because I bought a certain amount of stuff. He's really an okay guy.[/QUOTE]

 

[GeneralOrder24]

Four pages of you ribbing on the guy for saying "I'm a tastemaker," and not one comment pointing out that based on the context of the statement, he obviously meant to say "IF I'm a tastemaker."

I agree it's a total douche letter, but if we're going to be bitter,let's at least be logical.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

we've been over this.

I'm not bitter, I'm sweet. I bathe in sugar. What is it with you people and deciding that since I ribbed on kurtz, I take showers in espresso?

 

[Iaculus]

we've been over this.

I'm not bitter, I'm sweet. I bathe in sugar. What is it with you people and deciding that since I ribbed on kurtz, I take showers in espresso?

?

 

[Silver Jelly]

I take showers in syrup.

 

[fade]

UR ON DEE INTARWEBS JOOO MUST BE BITTER NOOOO LIGHTHARTED RIBBING. ALLZ SEERIUS!!!11!!

 

[Adam]

Four pages of you ribbing on the guy for saying "I'm a tastemaker," and not one comment pointing out that based on the context of the statement, he obviously meant to say "IF I'm a tastemaker."

I agree it's a total douche letter, but if we're going to be bitter,let's at least be logical.

Er, no, re-read that. He didn't leave out an "If", he was being sarcastic about not getting his name right.

"I’m a pioneer in my field and a “tastemaker” with a large podium, why would it be important to get my name right? Let’s not dawdle on such mundane details."