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Zonker
Heh, there are these bike messenger dudes living in the house next to me. I saw one sitting on his front porch and thought I'd be neighborly and introduce myself. Hilarity ensures.
Me: Hey, do you live here?
Guy: Yeah.
Me: I just moved into the condo over there!
Guy: Over where?
Me: There *points*
Guy: Someone moved in over there?
Me: Yeah, I did.
Guy: Huh.
Me: *waves* Hi! My name's Stefan!
Guy: *looks at me blankly* yeah, sorry, *mumbles* can't stay to talk right now.
Me: *about 30 minutes later realizing Guy was stoned out of his gourd*
Me: Hey, do you live here?
Guy: Yeah.
Me: I just moved into the condo over there!
Guy: Over where?
Me: There *points*
Guy: Someone moved in over there?
Me: Yeah, I did.
Guy: Huh.
Me: *waves* Hi! My name's Stefan!
Guy: *looks at me blankly* yeah, sorry, *mumbles* can't stay to talk right now.
Me: *about 30 minutes later realizing Guy was stoned out of his gourd*