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I'll probably cut out Texas Killing Fields on Sunday and move Moneyball to the 7:30 showing so I don't miss ~20 minutes of the Titans game.

Why?

Christ, man, do you poop money?

Maybe his money poops out coins.

I mean, if going to the movies is your only hobby, then it's not hard to afford. I knew a guy like that once.

That's true enough, I guess, depending on your income.

I might sleep for 14 hours this weekend.

might

My eyes start to itch after a long movie in the theater. They don't itch at any other time in my life - including watching movies at home with my projector. I don't know if I blink less at the theater, or the air is drier, or what, but I simply can't imagine watching more than one movie a day at the theater.

On the other hand, when a new Harry Potter book would come out I'd read for 13 hours straight starting at the midnight release until mid afternoon the next day, which probably seems equally odd to some.

Go get 'em, tiger! And report back.

Are you also going to eat 14 boxes of Milk Duds? 14 tubs of popcorn? Drink 14 sodas and then piss for 14 minutes?

I haven't worked out the logistics of food yet. I think there are a couple breaks that are enough for me to scamper home and eat. Obviously it would be a lot harder to afford if I were getting popcorn at every movie.

Cajungal said:

Milk Duds

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NOW IN INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH JAW ADHESIVE FLAVOR!

And you wonder why you're single...

I kid, I kid...

Charlie Don't Surf said:

I haven't worked out the logistics of food yet. I think there are a couple breaks that are enough for me to scamper home and eat. Obviously it would be a lot harder to afford if I were getting popcorn at every movie.

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And the restroom?

Stadium pal!
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There are a lot of terrible movies in your jaunt.

And by a lot I mean 30 Minutes or Less and The Thing.

Quotemander Prime said:

And the restroom?

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He brings two very large water bottles: one full, one empty.

By the end of movie or two, which one is full and which one is empty will switch.

"And while no one knew exactly what I was up to, it was pretty clear that something was going on."

If it floats your boat man, go to town. I'm assuming you're bringing people to at least a couple...?

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"And while no one knew exactly what I was up to, it was pretty clear that something was going on."

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I KNOW! His delivery is excellent.

Cajungal said:

Christ, man, do you poop money?

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He wears Old Spice so he walks around in a Captain's uniform that spits gold coins out of the pants.

But it is affordable when you watch 14 movies and only buy 3 tickets.

Yeah, I will probably do some mild theater hopping.

"You wouldn't steal a car...."

stienman said:

"You wouldn't steal a car...."

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Like hell I wouldn't! YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!

stienman said:

"You wouldn't steal a car...."

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You wouldn't shoot a policeman, then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in the helmet, and send it to his grieving widow... and then steal it again!

Has...has she washed it in between?

SpecialKO said:

Has...has she washed it in between?

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Nope:

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I'll probably cut out Texas Killing Fields on Sunday and move Moneyball to the 7:30 showing so I don't miss ~20 minutes of the Titans game.

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So. How did it go?

Yeah! Update! What did you see and how were they?

I am a fraud, I didn't see all those movies. I had to work late on Friday, which threw the whole thing off. Then Saturday I drank a lot. I only watched a lot of football and Fringe Season 2, it ended up.

You're not a fraud. A fraud would have read some reviews and made up a huge story about theater jumping and how your eyes are about to fall out. Instead, you are just...a dude.

Yeah. I am probaably going to see In Time this weekend, so I might catch a few other thangs

It's a shame. Some of the movies you could have actual given an informed opinion on instead of your usual "Haven't seen it" opinion.

What a fucking fraud.

GasB, you killed it.