Maybe I'll see 14 movies in theater this weekend

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Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Maybe his money poops out coins.

I mean, if going to the movies is your only hobby, then it's not hard to afford. I knew a guy like that once.
 
strawman

strawman

My eyes start to itch after a long movie in the theater. They don't itch at any other time in my life - including watching movies at home with my projector. I don't know if I blink less at the theater, or the air is drier, or what, but I simply can't imagine watching more than one movie a day at the theater.

On the other hand, when a new Harry Potter book would come out I'd read for 13 hours straight starting at the midnight release until mid afternoon the next day, which probably seems equally odd to some.

Go get 'em, tiger! And report back.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Are you also going to eat 14 boxes of Milk Duds? 14 tubs of popcorn? Drink 14 sodas and then piss for 14 minutes?
 
Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

I haven't worked out the logistics of food yet. I think there are a couple breaks that are enough for me to scamper home and eat. Obviously it would be a lot harder to afford if I were getting popcorn at every movie.
 
Frank

Frank

There are a lot of terrible movies in your jaunt.

And by a lot I mean 30 Minutes or Less and The Thing.
 
Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

I am a fraud, I didn't see all those movies. I had to work late on Friday, which threw the whole thing off. Then Saturday I drank a lot. I only watched a lot of football and Fringe Season 2, it ended up.
 
Dave

Dave

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You're not a fraud. A fraud would have read some reviews and made up a huge story about theater jumping and how your eyes are about to fall out. Instead, you are just...a dude.
 
Adam

Adam

It's a shame. Some of the movies you could have actual given an informed opinion on instead of your usual "Haven't seen it" opinion.
 
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