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#1

phil

phil

Had BBQ and a beer to keep the vengeful spirit of King George at bay for another year. Hopefully I can gather 'round yon fireworks later and say a prayer to keep the queen from eating the firstborn of each household.

Constant vigilance!


#2

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Happy Get-Drunk-and-Play-with-Explosives Day!


#3

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

fuck yeah


#4

North_Ranger

North_Ranger



#5

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet



#6

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

I was just trying to get into the spirit of the day... :(

Thanks a lot.


#7

HCGLNS

HCGLNS



#8

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Thanks to Allen I'm a little behind for this one, but...

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#9

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

I was just trying to get into the spirit of the day... :(

Thanks a lot.
I hate spirit.
Yes I do.
I hate spirit.
How 'bout you?


#10

phil

phil

In going to have to side with Allen on this one. All non-Americans who have not filled out the proper paperwork to legally post in an American thread, please refrain from doing so.

Don't make us build a firewall around this.


#11

Bubble181

Bubble181

If you didn't have us, where else could Team America go to blow shit up? You need disposable in-between countries :p It's the basis Belgium was founded on (between France and Germany, admittedly)!


#12

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

If you didn't have us, where else could Team America go to blow shit up? You need disposable in-between countries :p It's the basis Belgium was founded on (between France and Germany, admittedly)!

Woah woah...

-THAT- is where Belgium is? You learn something new every day.


#13

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

We're number one!




Not in education or healthcare or civil rights, but incarceration rate.


#14

GasBandit

GasBandit

So this one is making the rounds, trolling the europeans, today -

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#15

fade

fade

So this one is making the rounds, trolling the europeans, today -

This is what I read:
USA) Blah blah boring snooze like watching a movie with the same plot over and over again blah
Europe) Blah blah blah even more boring sport where people do even less varied activities

So I guess in way, that's a win for America.


#16

Vagabond

Vagabond

All the fireworks were cancelled in my county. With the power still being out for a bunch of people, and the unrelenting heat, this caused the masses to be sorta pissed.

But I'm happy to report, I just walked out of my house right now, and gazed upon the night skies. There, exploding majestically from locations unknown, are dozens of illegal fireworks. Each one sounding sweeter than the last. Sounding.....like freedom.


#17

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Looks like it may rain here. :/


#18

Terrik

Terrik

I had a beer in one hand, a burger in another, and a girl on my lap.


God bless America China.


#19

Silent Bob

Silent Bob

All the fireworks were cancelled in my county. With the power still being out for a bunch of people, and the unrelenting heat, this caused the masses to be sorta pissed.

But I'm happy to report, I just walked out of my house right now, and gazed upon the night skies. There, exploding majestically from locations unknown, are dozens of illegal fireworks. Each one sounding sweeter than the last. Sounding.....like freedom.
Sounds like Scotland.




#20

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

I made a carrot cake, and my brother decorated it.

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#21

Terrik

Terrik

I. Love. Carrot. Cake.


#22

Silent Bob

Silent Bob



Happy 4th to my fellow 'Mericans.


#23

GasBandit

GasBandit

After our state nearly all burned down last year, folks around here seem to be a little subdued on the fireworks front.

But hey, we can always say we gave the world Hanna Montana Coon Repellant. So, you're welcome, not-Americans.



#24

Jay

Jay

I like the idea of Canada and America sitting down for a Bud and a Labatt and while we're at it we should have some apple pie and some poutine. America and Canada are like two brothers. We may argue a lot but in the end we're family. Hey 'merica! You ROCK!

So happy belated.


#25

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

I like the idea of Canada and America sitting down for a Bud and a Labatt and while we're at it we should have some apple pie and some poutine. America and Canada are like two brothers. We may argue a lot but in the end we're family. Hey 'merica! You ROCK!

So happy belated.
Thanks Canada, back at ya.

We're still going to give you noogies though.


#26

Shakey

Shakey

We only got to see half of the fireworks show last night. There was a pretty rough storm coming towards us, so they decided to let them off a few minutes early to try and beat it. No problem, we were there early. Half way through the tornado sirens start going off. So we decide to take off and get back home to a safe place, but no one else is leaving because they're still running the fireworks show. Apparently the police had to go through the crowds and tell people to get to a safe place because no one wanted to leave. We're lucky a tornado didn't come through. A few thousand people standing around in an open area might have been messy.


#27

Jay

Jay

Also


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#28

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Heheh, burgers and guns. That's all I'm gonna say. Burgers and guns :D


#29

GasBandit

GasBandit

Heheh, burgers and guns. That's all I'm gonna say. Burgers and guns :D
Can I get a "Hell yeah?"

And a side of onion rings. With RANCH to dip it in.


#30

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

I had a beer in one hand, a burger in another, and a girl on my lap.


God bless America China.
Go back to singapore, you filthy monarchist.


#31

GasBandit

GasBandit

Obligatory posting of Team Ninja's favorite Star Studded Sex Symbol -









#32

Terrik

Terrik

Obligatory posting of Team Ninja's favorite Star Studded Sex Symbol -



:troll:



Meh, I've had better. :troll:


#33

GasBandit

GasBandit

Meh, I've had better. :troll:
Pics or it didn't happen.


#34

Silent Bob

Silent Bob

I went to McDonalds yesterday. Ordered up a #1 at the Drive-thru. I proceeded to eat my Big-Mac in the car with the engine running with the AC blasting in full force.



#35

Bubble181

Bubble181

I went to McDonalds yesterday. Ordered up a #1 at the Drive-thru. I proceeded to eat my Big-Mac in the car with the engine running with the AC blasting in full force.



#36

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Pics or it didn't happen.
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#37

Terrik

Terrik

Yeah I'm buried in the sand just around the corner there. She's kinky that way.


#38

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

Go back to Luxembourg, you filthy anarcho-syndicalist


#39

Bubble181

Bubble181

Go back to Luxembourg, you filthy anarcho-syndicalist
crypto-anarcho-syndicalist, please. :cool:


#40

BananaHands

BananaHands

Spent all day drinking in a pool.

It was swell.


#41

PatrThom

PatrThom

I would've thought it would take noticeably more than one day to drink an entire pool.

--Patrick


#42

Bubble181

Bubble181

I would've thought it would take noticeably more than one day to drink an entire pool.

--Patrick
I'm pretty sure I can manage this one day. Several times over, too.



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