I don't really care about royalty at all .But I don't begrudge other people their hobby - if they want to care what a bunch of rich famous people do, hey, their choice. I don't much care about celebrity gossip, either.
I do care about what's in the news and media, and think there's too much attention going to these random rich people squeezing out babies. But, you know, I can ignore that stuff.
What really grinds my gears, though, is that I've now encountered three different articles on three different big media websites all with titles like "Why do people care so much about the Royal Baby?", "Why is this Royal Baby such a big deal?" and "Why are people going crazy over the new Royal Baby?".
And, look, I live in a monarchy. I know royalty watchers. I know a lot of people who should technically care. And guess what? Even those people aren't all that impressed. This isn't a crown prince baby. This is a....seventh place in the line of succession? Or something? It's great news that they had a baby and it's definitely worth a few articles in the gossip or celeb or what-have-you section of your newspaper. But THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE CARE IS BECAUSE YOU'RE FORCING IT DOWN OUR THROATS, YOU DIPSHITS. There's a hundred better things to report about. Doesn't have to be big important stuff, we're all tired of talking about immigrants and transmigrants and the climate and the measles. But fuck, there's certainly *something* worth our time. There's elections in all of Europe in three weeks, maybe pay some attention there? There's animals going extinct all over the place. Fuck, I'll even take some of that pseudo-scientific BS about the Black Death being back because of anti-vaxxers (it was never gone, just almost; it re-surfaced in Mongolia where there are no anti-vaxxers and it was because they ate a diseased animal, which a vaccination wouldn't help with, anyway - and we don't even vaccinate for the Plague anymore, anyway). Nobody seems to care about the Royal Baby except the people going on about it. Please, tell me something I could potentially care about.