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We describe movies backwards and try to guess what they are. Example:

A shark throws up so many people that they have to open a beach.
Answer: Jaws

Might be really stupid... or could be incredibly fun. I'll go first.

We'll start off with an easy one:
The heartwarming tale of a ship that emerges from the water and saves a lot of drowning people.

Titanic.

A psychopatic store clerk drives an army of skeletons out of a castle and goes to live in a cabin in the woods.

Answer: Titanic

Second Answer: Army of Darkness

A story about an extra-terrestrial that flies through space into a ship filled with many dead people. One by one, he brings them to life, all before finally sacrificing himself by jumping into the chest of the final crewman, who rejoice over a some food and then take another alien back to it's sleeping pod on a far off planet.

Poseidon Adventure and/or Titanic

ScytheRexx said:

A story about an extra-terrestrial that flies through space into a ship filled with many dead people. One by one, he brings them to life, all before finally sacrificing himself by jumping into the chest of the final crewman, who rejoice over a some food and then take another alien back to it's sleeping pod on a far off planet.

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Since Charlie isn't answering, I'll steal his spot and answer. Alien.

This movie is about a guy aging normally while everyone else grows younger.

Benjamin Button

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A man, killed by a pill and miraculously brought back to life by a machine, works to sever the relationship of a princess and her prince in order to live in a hovel and serve her.

Benjamin Button.

A story about a toy with many friends who ends up being at the house of a sadistic child who tortures toys. The trauma from this experience causes him to lose touch of reality and live in a delusion that he is actually a space ranger, until he is boxed away forever.

Ok its easy, but I like that.

Princess Bride and Toy Story.

A robot is traveling with friends to the city where others of his kind are made, all the while encountering the military, he lives with one of the friends until the time comes when he sneaks into the factory to join his kin, only to get struck my lightening and lose his memory.

ScytheRexx said:

Princess Bride and Toy Story.

A robot is traveling with friends to the city where others of his kind are made, all the while encountering the military, he lives with one of the friends until the time comes when he sneaks into the factory to join his kin, only to get struck my lightening and lose his memory.

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Short Circuit? Maybe?

The trauma from a terrorist attack and a gunshot through the cheek causes a man to have split personalities. It ruins his relationship with his girlfriend and his large group of friends before he settles down to a life involving a normal career and Ikea.

BananaHands said:

Short Circuit? Maybe?

The trauma from a terrorist attack and a gunshot through the cheek causes a man to have split personalities. It ruins his relationship with his girlfriend and his large group of friends before he settles down to a life involving a normal career and Ikea.

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Fight club.

The police eject a large number of LARPers into a field, where they go their separate ways. Three of them with better costumes pull an old man out of a ravine, then go about gathering more knights who have just completed quests, and suddenly being told by god that they were supposed to be finding a cup all along, at which point they begin to go their separate ways one by one until only one is left with nothing but a servant, and he disappears into the mist after an argument with a castle guard.

You got it.

Also, Answer: Fight Club.

Second Answer: Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail

Going to think of a nice fun one to write my next one about, going to take some time.

Holy grail.

A bunch of young cowboys chase down the law until their keeper comes back from the dead and they settle down to live together. Then the one kid goes off on his own.

...stumped.

Should I show my cards?

Young Guns?

Assuming I got it right, then:

A man pulls off his alien mask, and after massacring a bunch of aliens, gets a recovers from a traumatic brain injury and retires to the countryside with his mates.

YES!!

Haven't seen it yet, but I assume that's District 9.

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--Patrick

Not District 9

Arrrgge...

I'm stumped.

Shoot... it's kind of obscure, but given the forum's interests I figured people would know it. Or maybe I just gave a shitty description?

Here's a hint: it's not District 9, but there is a connection between the two films.

This is driving me crazy.

Bad Taste?

If so:

A man and a woman chase a robot that's forced to disguise itself as human to better hide from their pursuit before going after the man when he time travels to the future.

Frankie Williamson said:

Bad Taste?

If so:

A man and a woman chase a robot that's forced to disguise itself as human to better hide from their pursuit before going after the man when he time travels to the future.

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The Terminator

A young man drives apart his friend and his teacher in order to be admitted to a prestigious school and soon becomes the head of nearly every club.

Rushmore

This dude works part time as a private investigator. He's a little out of his depth, so to relax he goes bowling with his friends. He uses the contacts from work to get a new rug. Then someone pees on it.

The Big Lebowski. the Dude abides.

I was going to be a bastard and describe the plot of Irreversible in chronological order, but even I have my limits.

After having a transcendent experience, an old man becomes an astronaut. He argues with a colleague about accessing his spaceship. Ultimately, the movie ends up on a world where apes evolved from men.

2001: A Space Odyssey

A man is well liked and has the girl of his dreams but gets stuck in the same day over and over and he turns into a sour grumpy man and loses the girl

Groundhog day.

A private detective helps a rabbit create a law official from a viscous slime. They then proceed to hide from him until the official reanimates a dead businessman, who then is photographed performing lewd acts with the rabbit's wife, at which point the private detective becomes an alcoholic curmudgeon.

(man, the funny ones are all too easy)

Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

An easy to understand story of a man who has tattoos removed while solving the murder of his wife. He has a bad memory.

Momento

A kid runs away from home seconds after his dad returns from work and his mom from the police station. He drowns his best friend, disperses a parade, and makes sure his girlfriend goes to school all before returning home and crawling into bed deathly ill.

(yes, Dave pegged the fun ones)

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

A rural teenager builds a large army barracks and weapon, and then imprisons a diplomat there before returning home to live with his kin.

Hmmm.... is it Hidden Fortress or Star Wars: A New Hope?

Yeah Star Wars sounds good.

Two teenagers start a band, ace their history exam and then go on a whirl-wind time-travel adventure where they return historical figures to their proper time periods.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Gonna unfreeze (and tweak) my previously redacted entry, then...

A flying pyramid stamps a secondary face on a guy's tongue, causing his impressive Kung Fu skills to gradually degenerate. He asks a pretty (yet disfigured) woman for help, but she has no advice (and we can't understand anything she says anyway). He eventually regresses to childhood and brings his parents back to life with an impressive final display of Infant-Fu, after which he takes a nap.

--Patrick

Kung Pow.

The sad tale of a giant fight causing isolation for an African-American sheriff. After releasing a large criminal, his friend is jailed. After a huge celebration they throw the sheriff out and have a town meeting in order to hire a group to rebuild the town. The sheriff ends up working on the railroad.

Blazing Saddles.

In short, among many subplots a boy has a miracle BB gun that cures his one blind eye by shooting it back in his head.The gun gets taken away by adults and kept from him with ovious ridiculous excuses, like 'you'll shoot your eye out'.

A Christmas Story

A story of hope- Where farm of lies, oppression and murder gradually turns into a freer, more open society and two avowed enemies reunite into friendship to fulfill an old friend's dream.

Animal Farm.

A kindly old gent has Christmas dinner with his employee's family, gets visited by 3 spirits showing him that money is most important. He starts valuing money more until his deceased partner visits him and says that he is now stingy enough. Now he goes out and makes as much money as he can giving out loans and not paying his workers.

Christmas Carol

A psychic dog vomits up a girl who the dog's owner then takes to an underground facility where the people capture the man and force sperm back into his body before releasing him back into the apocalyptic wasteland with the girl, who the boy takes to a burned out old building before leaving her there with some cannibalistic mutants. He then sets out with his dog back into the wasteland.

A Boy and His Dog

Assuming that's correct:
Two musicians go on a musical journey repairing cars until one of them ends being jailed by a puppeteer.

evilmike said:

A Boy and His Dog

Assuming that's correct:
Two musicians go on a musical journey repairing cars until one of them ends being jailed by a puppeteer.

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Haha, I fucking love this one. Blues Brothers.

Three men hide Civil War treasure in a graveyard, then spend three hours getting farther away from each other.

The Good the Bad and the Ugly

A horrible night where the undead die, become normal people, and the world goes back to normal.

Night of the Living Dead.

God does not need a starship, so two elderly best friends climb a mountain feet first.

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

An axe-wielding religious fanatic resurrects his own brother and an FBI agent, as well as dozens of missing persons throughout Texas. His teenaged brother than does the same to their father, who then pulls the axe from the chest of a local sheriff, healing him. The brother fills in their storm cellar under the shed with dirt, while growing more faithful and more attentive in school. In the end, the two boys live happily with their working class father.

Frailty

A subway, bus and elevator don't blow up, a handsome cop doesn't meet a girl.

HCGLNS said:

Frailty

A subway, bus and elevator don't blow up, a handsome cop doesn't meet a girl.

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Speed.

The FBI lock 6 people up in a mansion, who use various weapons to bring the hired help back to life. They then leave quietly, one at a time, in their vehicles.

Is that Clue?

If so:

After bringing out a box that seemingly restores a large group of Nazis back to life, a man embarks on a quest to return relics to their rightful place. He puts out a fire in a bar and returns a golden idol. Oh, he apparently likes to fly with snakes.
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Also, I want to add that you guys are much better at this game than me. Haha.

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark.
After losing at the Winter Olympic games, a bobsled team is driven apart by their differences, and return to their home country where they each take up running, and become bitter rivals competing for the next Summer games.

Cool Runnings.

God comes down from Heaven with an angel and an apostle, takes away a woman's unborn child and restores a dead fallen angel. The woman then goes to a hospital and brings a dead man back to life, but keeps him in a coma and traps God in him. Meanwhile, the revived fallen angel brings his other dead angel friend back to life, and they both bring a large group of people back from the dead in front of a church. The woman travels back to her home along with the apostle and two stoners, resurrecting a group of demons and sending the apostle back to Heaven along the way. The two angels also head back home to Wisconsin, raising quite a few people back from the dead as they go.

Dogma

Three armed men leave a courtroom and resurrect a large number of murdered organized crime figures with the help of a transvestite. The transvestite joins the FBI and helps mobsters, while the younger men heal their friend and their father goes back to prison. The friend gets back together with his girlfriend and brings her cat back to life, and the brothers leave their life of crime to work at a meat packing plant.

Boondock Saints?

If so then;

Two men are resurrected after a stand off with the Mexican army,and then along with a female accomplish, return stolen money to people all over Mexico, before following a Posse back to the town where they reassemble a train and put the money back in it.

The Boondock Saints

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid? I thought so, but in that case it's the Bolivian army.

An immigrant says goodbye to a friend, sends police officers home from a party, leaves his sister at his best buddy's place, kicks his cocaine habit, sets up his girlfriend with his new boss, and leaves to become a refugee.

SpecialKO said:

The Boondock Saints

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid? I thought so, but in that case it's the Bolivian army.

An immigrant says goodbye to a friend, sends police officers home from a party, leaves his sister at his best buddy's place, kicks his cocaine habit, sets up his girlfriend with his new boss, and leaves to become a refugee.

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DOh, right, Bolivian Army.
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Scarface

A man in Vegas is resurrected, has sex with a prostitute who he grows distant from while quitting drinking. Happily, he eventually returns home and gets a job.

Leaving Las Vegas

A man with a prosthetic limb leaves the office of the President and drives across the country, escorted by an increasing number of activists and other racers, who heal pedestrians along the way. In the end, his female companion leaves him and he becomes grotesquely disfigured.

Death Race 2000

It was beauty that resurected the beast.

King Kong

A man comes down in a green, glowing car only to return people's vehicles before settling down as a punk teenager.

Repo man

A host of little malicious creatures rebuild a town before disappearing into a swimming pool. And the young hero gets his favorite pet taken away from him by his bumbling inventor of a father at Christmas.

Gremlins

A young girl enters a colorful, dream world and is only able to escape by trading a pair of shoes for a flight home.

Wizard of Oz

A nice disfigured man heals the mortal wounds of teenagers magically while they sleep.

A Nightmare on Elm Street.

After a pirate ship gets itself sealed inside a giant cave, a group of kids and a monsterish man follow a family of criminals into the cave to hide their treasure aboard it. The criminals then find their way out through a system of other caves, with the kids following them and laying booby traps as they go. The find their way out through the fireplace in the criminals' hideout. The criminals imprison the monsterish man and bring two law enforcement agents back from the dead, while the group of kids go back home and hide a map leading to the pirate ship in their attic. The kids go back to their normal lives, while the criminal family turns one of the brothers in to jail.

Goonies.

A disturbed man reanimates corpses with disgusting and complex machines, only to place them in a flawed life.

Saw 1-??

Two bitter business rivals become friends after a lawsuit and then systematically dismantle their internet startup before going their separate ways. One of them has a beer with an ex-girlfriend and rekindles their relationship.

The Social Network. And I haven't even seen it yet.

A child comes down from Heaven to join his three friends in banishing Satan to hell. One of the friends has special powers due to a chip implanted in his brain, but they grow increasingly weak, until finally it's removed by doctors. Their mothers campaign for the end of the war against their neighboring country, until peace finally reigns and the two sides celebrate by having one country release an offensive movie.

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut.

Four friends decide not have sex with their prom dates/enemy's mother before becoming less and less desperate about being virgins.

American Pie.
A pro golfer grows increasingly angry with the game, ultimately quitting and pursuing a new sport- hockey.

Happy Gilmore

Two lovers and a crowd of young people in various brightly-colored togas discover there is an old man in their midst. This panics the crowd, which flees over a hill and summons a gleaming city through various pyrotechnic magical spells to protect themselves from the old, disheveled man. The male lover interviews for a position with the hastily-formed police force and, after an intensive interrogation and brutal hazing during which he shows a limited amount of precognitive ability, he is accepted. He ventures outside the walls for a couple days to bid the old man good-bye, and in the process digs up and heals one of his teammates who was trapped outside the city. His new buddy then volunteers to scout ahead of his return. On their way back, the lovers repair a huge silver robot and set it to defend the city and prepare a defense force. He is not recognized on his return (and almost detained), so he rescues a doctor from a malfunctioning medical machine, repairs the machine, and uses it to build the doctor a beautiful assistant. In return, the doctor alters his looks so that he will better fit in. He is sent out on his first assignment (which is a success), and he and his new work buddy go out to a huge stadium to take in a show of red- and white-clad flying acrobats.

--Patrick

Logan's Run

A man gives a damn, then a city is rebuild after a fire, the civil war is averted, and everyone has a pleasant evening at a plantation fawning over a débutante.

Hmm. Well, I'm pretty sure it's not Wayne's World.

--Patrick

Gone With The Wind

At sunset, a pile of ash turns into a vampire, who wrestles another vampire out of a gang of them, in a firepit before extinguishing the flames and turning into a person. Over the course of a month, the vampires vomit up several local townsfolk, then leave before sunrise.

30 days of night?

If so then...

A man is returned to earth by aliens who then take a bunch of refugees back through time to where they belong.

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

If so, then...

A woman rebuilds a town with the help of her feathered friends.

Hmm... The Birds?

If so, then...

Four bobsledders return home from the Olympics, three of them then change sports and become sprinters, while the fourth decides to become a pushcart driver.

bhamv3 said:

Hmm... The Birds?

If so, then...

Four bobsledders return home from the Olympics, three of them then change sports and become sprinters, while the fourth decides to become a pushcart driver.

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I just did that one.

checkeredhat said:

After losing at the Winter Olympic games, a bobsled team is driven apart by their differences, and return to their home country where they each take up running, and become bitter rivals competing for the next Summer games.

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Shit. -10 reading points for me.

New one:
A cop and a master criminal go on an epic duel, before deciding they don't like the world they live in, and both get cryogenically frozen.

Demolition Man!!
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I had to get that in. Doing mine now.


Two old guys fly a plane out of a barn, then go on a swashbuckling adventure to return a princess to her captors. Then a young boy leaves the two old guys to live with his mother.

Secondhand Lions

A little girl goes to sleep and wakes up as a broken cyborg. She ends up in a government job and spends her free time contemplating the meaning of existence.

Ghost in the Shell?

If so,

A man loses his wife and business as the giant plant he built it around loses sustenance and shrinks to nothing. He ends up a low-wage worker in his own shop while his ex-wife takes up with an abusive dentist.

Little Shop of Horrors.

A man gives away all of his money, then wanders around a run-down town until he meets a strange man who fixes his car and makes everything okay again, even though his life isn't what he wanted.

It's a Wonderful Life

The protagonist climbs down a building and goes home to his secluded island where he meets the girl of his dreams.

Heh, King Kong.

A biochemist and an ex-soldier travel to an island prison, where they install the final component on a bunch of missiles with payloads of poisonous gas. They then turn over control of the missiles to an angry ex-general, who releases the prison population before departing the island. The prisoners then enjoy a leisurely tour of the island. The biochemist and soldier part ways, with the soldier ending up in prison, while the biochemist collects Beatles records.

Too easy but I don't have a movie to come back with.

The Rock

After a plane crash in Vegas, a bunch of convicts get flown back to jail.

Con Air.

Classical music is played backwards with animation.

Fantasia.

A prince gets transformed, chases his live-in girlfriend away, and sulks in an enchanted castle filled with animate inanimate objects until he becomes a prince again.

Beauty and the Beast

A giant lizard rebuilds Tokyo and other parts of Japan before disappearing into the ocean.

Godzilla

Robots from space are repaired by the US military before getting the fuck out of this shitty movie and then we are regailed for an hour as a high school student exists awkwardly.

Transformers?

Alright, let's step this up a notch in obscurity -

After putting the gods to sleep, a crew of vikings raises an island from the ocean depths and then sails home to Norway, knowing that the age of Ragnarok has begun. Their leader unhappily resigns himself to a never ending cycle of pillaging and plundering.

Erik the Viking?

An insect monster uses a tranportation machine to slowly turn himself into a real human.

Cheesy1 said:

Erik the Viking?

An insect monster uses a tranportation machine to slowly turn himself into a real human.

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You got it.

And, The Fly.

The US and Soviet navies make a big to-do about a submarine returning home.

The Hunt for Red October

People become less and less sexually obsessed with car crashes.

The Final Countdown.

A boy and his mom get chased out of a foundry by a police officer while their big bodyguard forgets how to smile.

Terminator 2

You're supposed to add a movie now.

A sailor from WWII travels to the 80s and emotionally abuses a quintessential 80s girl until she breaks up with him. He then travels back to the 40s on his ship, freeing his shipmates from the horrible fate of being fused to the deck.

The Philadelphia Experiment?

If so then.

A 16 year old breaks up with her dream boy and then has the worst birthday ever.

16 Candles

A group of teenage friends come into Saturday detention, write a letter to their principal stating who they are and by the end of the day no longer talk to each other.

The Breakfast Club

A lord beats his rival in a jousting tourney, has his title revoked, gets tossed in the stocks, then is released. Ashamed, he pretends to be someone else and competes in tourneys until the rival eventually beats him. Further shamed, he pays an author to make fake papers signifying him as a pauper, so he can go and work for an old country knight with his idiot friends.

A Knight's Tale

A young man's aging girlfriend comes back to life and shows him that life is really not worth living. So he moves back in with his mother and repeatedly attempts suicide as a means of getting attention.

Every Indie film with a MPDG!

Harold and Maude (if you hadn't done it, I would've!)

A mysterious boy is deposited on Earth by a cluster of balloons which disperse except for one evil balloon which chases him around and gets him into all kinds of trouble.

--Patrick

I think Pat's managed to stump us all.

Am I allowed to answer even though I only know it because my Google-fu is strong?

If so,

The crew of a glass aircraft lands so that the crew can rescue people at a factory. Ultimately, one of the crew is reunited with his family.

bhamv3 said:

I think Pat's managed to stump us all.

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Nah, I know it's "The Red Balloon", I just don't feel like inverting any movies myself.

figmentPez said:

Nah, I know it's "The Red Balloon", I just don't feel like inverting any movies myself.

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Same. I knew the movie, but I didn't have any movie to invert.

Nah, I was just waiting to see if anyone else would answer, it's The Red Balloon

A young man defeats an interstellar invasion and then returns to earth to a boring little podunk town and gets worse and worse at his favorite video game.

The Last Starfighter

A special agent becomes increasingly disillusioned with feelings and emotions, so he begins taking medication to remove his ability to feel. Soon, he's in charge of a government operation to eradicate all feeling from existence, by burning books and incinerating everyone who won't medicate, including his wife.

Equilibrium

Sean Bean doesn't in any way die, however a woman and her daughter go into a nightmarish world where people are put back together with barbwire and a kindly giant gives a girl back her skin before putting things back the way they were and driving home.

@Mike - Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

@Frankie - Silent Hill?

An alien comes down to Earth, returns an abducted woman and joins two British nerds on their journey to Comic-Con.

Paul.

Three friends see a terrible movie, then meet up with yet another friend where he gets to see the movie by himself. Then they all drive home where they get into a fight and one guy leaves to work for his dad.

Fanboys?

And I'm going to be a lazy face with my reverse...

The story ended quickly.

Heh, Never-ending Story

A terrible little league baseball team coached by a washed up player, loses the championship and then spends all season getting worse before baseball season begins.

The Bad News Bears

A cross-dresser gives up his double life to take over running the family motel.

drifter said:

The Bad News Bears

A cross-dresser gives up his double life to take over running the family motel.

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Psycho?

A grumpy zombie becomes more and more racist.

GasBandit said:

A grumpy zombie becomes more and more racist.

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All in the Family

I'm pretty sure that's not it, so I'm not adding one yet.

GasBandit said:

Psycho?

A grumpy zombie becomes more and more racist.

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gran torino. i got nothing, go ahead special ko

No, that one's better.

ok then, a talented martial artist loses his candy store as he attempts to leave a vicious gang and winds up living in the slums.

Kung Fu Hustle

An extraterrestrial gradually morphs into a human while one of his fellow extraterrestrials (and his son) gradually entrench themselves into life on Earth.

District 9
After a successful televised concert a young group of men try to avoid distractions as they make their way to a train station

For the record, yes, mine was gran torino.

A Hard Day's Night

A group of men fight at the beach to be allowed to attend a big meeting in the city.

The Warriors

A man becomes rich, then poor, then rich again speculating on commodities.

The Palindrome Trading Places

A man with several health problems and a concerned girlfriend hits upon a solution: He will travel the streets of Manhattan, and whenever he sees a McDonald's restaurant, he will enter it and regurgitate a McMeal of choice in exchange for cash. His health improves as the movie moves along until his girlfriend is overjoyed when his doctor pronounces his health as excellent.

--Patrick

Super Size Me.

A lonely guy resurrects the girl of his dreams with an exploding raygun, but she slowly begins to notice him less and less until they are just strangers using the same laundromat. Also, he begins to teleport bags of sick into banks, which become gold.

Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog.
A musician who writes puppet musicals breaks up with his girlfriend while on vacation in Hawaii, and winds up in a relationship with a TV actress, and lands a job writing the music for her program.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

A one-armed store clerk tries to say magic words several times, and hilarity ensues...until it doesn't and he ends up in chains.

BRUUUUUUUCE! Campbell and an army of the dead.

Thinking of mine now.
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A guy and his son steal presents from kids, then the guy abandons his son to design toys and give someone else the job of stealing gifts.

The Santa Clause?

A school teacher turned soldier revives on the war-torn streets of france before finding a young paratrooper. He revives a few friends, and they use their magic guns to force a bunch of angry Germans to use their reintegration weaponry to reassemble a bunch of Allied troops on a beach. Satisfied, the teacher and his troops embark on boats and leave France with the reintegrated soldiers.

Saving Private Ryan.

Two injured men have a falling out, then competitively build giant robots from flaming scrap. Eventually the whole process is abandoned and the world resumes global war.

Ok, out on a limb here. Robot Jox? If so, fucking A, I loved that movie when I was 7.

A perpetually angry man goes on a rampage, restoring a crime syndicate to full power before having his horrible facial burns taken care of.

Frankie Williamson said:

Ok, out on a limb here. Robot Jox? If so, fucking A, I loved that movie when I was 7.

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Hell yeah, and hell yeah.

You can live! We can both live!

Robot Jocks?

A space captain and his misfit crew use the power of music to turn a beautiful queen and her peaceful world into a nightmare before departing.

Edit: Damn, too slow!

Captain EO

A woman with a magical vagina, injects sperm into a man's penis so that he is confident enough to go get a job as a pizza delivery man.

Knocked Up

A teenage girl leaves her baby brother with a powerful wizard. On her return back home, she loses magical friends. When she gets home, the wizard returns her brother to her.

*BBBBZZZT*
Incorrect

and yours is Labyrinth.

@Frankie: Darkman?

@Nick: Labyrinth

After winning the championship of a game they helped create, three guys loose it the following year and eventually the league disbands. They continue to play the game in their own neighborhood until they finally forget about it and go on to lead pathetic lives.

Man, I wish I had another movie to put in here, Cheesy. But BASEed on your KETerwalling, I think I might be glad I'm not in the BALLpark.

Shegokigo said:

Captain EO

A woman with a magical vagina, injects sperm into a man's penis so that he is confident enough to go get a job as a pizza delivery man.

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That ... that sounds painful.

Cheesy1 said:

After winning the championship of a game they helped create, three guys loose it the following year and eventually the league disbands. They continue to play the game in their own neighborhood until they finally forget about it and go on to lead pathetic lives.

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Is that Baseketball?

An intergalactic space cop brings an island sized alien to earth, and is welcomed by the combined US armed forces and many other heroes. The alien collects rogue monsters to live in the jungles that grow on it's back, and then floats off in the ocean. As it disappears it leaves a parting gift of healing the psychoses of many mentally ill people.

People here are terrible at instructions.

Shegokigo said:

Captain EO

A woman with a magical vagina, injects sperm into a man's penis so that he is confident enough to go get a job as a pizza delivery man.

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About half the porn movies of the 1970's?

"Nearly Any Porn Movie" would have sufficied. Well done mike.

Thanks.

A man watches people being built from little green squares.

Soylent Green!

Someone take my turn, don't have any movies.

Damn, I was just about to answer that one.
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When his job in construction doesn't work out, a man gets a job at a large corporation, at first he slacks off: taking days off work to go fishing or even just to spend the whole day laying in bed. He breaks up with his girlfriend, but after a performance review and a trip to a hypnotherapist, he begins to take his job very seriously, and finds himself in another relationship.

Office Space!

A cross dresser loses his television show and spends more time with his family. After his wife has an affair, he drops the cross dressing and becomes a voice actor in a failing marriage.

Mrs. Doubtfire!

Take my turn!

"That's what I like about these high school girls; I get younger, they stay the same age."