That's pretty sad.
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That's pretty sad.[/QUOTE]
I was thinking the same thing.[/QUOTE]
Only for his wife...
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Chazwozel
Ok, don't make vagina jokes around halforums, gotcha!
That's what you said!
ElJuski
Staff member
The man can't satisfy his wife, Dave lay off
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Kitty Sinatra
See, Dave knows. He can't satisfy his wife either, but he don't go around saying so.
Dave: Husband, Father, Internet Gigolo
I wonder if Baby Espy is actually Dave's lovechild.
Espy ... did your father satisfy your mother? That's the real question. It would also explain the emotional issues leading to your taking up smoking, and your ability to satisfy your wife (sexual ability is inherited down the male line, don't you know?)
Espy ... did your father satisfy your mother? That's the real question. It would also explain the emotional issues leading to your taking up smoking, and your ability to satisfy your wife (sexual ability is inherited down the male line, don't you know?)
Dave
Staff member
I think I should start lurking again lol
I love vaginas and satisfaction.
What if you can't get no satisfaction?
What if you can't get no satisfaction?[/QUOTE]
Then you nearly get punched out a window into a freezing canal by Charlie Watts.
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Dusty668
That actually sounds kinda fun...
What if you can't get no satisfaction?[/QUOTE]
then you ...
try, and try, and you try try ta try try try... /DEVO
What if you can't get no satisfaction?[/QUOTE]
2nd option:
Then you must be married to Crimson Soul.
What if you can't get no satisfaction?[/QUOTE]
I'd be more worried about not being able to give satisfaction, honestly.
And that's why you're only a lovely boner...
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Wasabi Poptart
And that's why you're only a lovely boner...[/QUOTE]
I think it would be worse if he was a lonely boner.
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crono1224
And that's why you're only a lovely boner...[/QUOTE]
I think it would be worse if he was a lonely boner.[/QUOTE]
For a second I thought that was actually his name, it would be a funny emo name.
This thread is killing me with laughter.
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