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#MyExinFiveWords

Mar 25, 2015#1

Frank

We are still friends, eh.

Mar 25, 2015#2

bhamv3

We're both better off now.

Mar 25, 2015#3

Celt Z

Never wanted to be responsible.

Mar 25, 2015#4

Thread Necromancer

Good Mother but shitty human-being. (I know, I cheated the hyphen)

Mar 25, 2015#5

Bubble181

Insecure, co-dependent self-important eternal victim.

Mar 25, 2015#6

fade

My wife, my first girlfriend?

Mar 25, 2015#7

GasBandit

Something inside me died, too.

Mar 25, 2015#8

Dave

She doesn't remember me. LOL!

Mar 25, 2015#9

Ravenpoe

Slept with my best friend.

They're married now... so great?

Mar 25, 2015#10

Tinwhistler

I have a few of these I could do for various exes (wives, girlfriends).

More Psycho than the movie.

She only wanted the D.

Went online adventuring. Never returned.

Nice gal. Loved everybody. Literally.

Mar 25, 2015#11

WasabiPoptart

Was a huge lesson learned.

Mar 25, 2015#12

Cheesy1

Both were liars. Never again.

Mar 25, 2015#13

Tinwhistler

oh, one more (though the reference is a bit obscure)

Had too many body thetans.

Mar 25, 2015#14

Ravenpoe

Tinwhistler said:
oh, one more (though the reference is a bit obscure)

Had too many body thetans.

You dated Tom Cruise?

Mar 25, 2015#15

WasabiPoptart

Another one about a different guy:

Don't date your best friend.

Mar 25, 2015#16

Simfers

We work better as friends.

Mar 25, 2015#17

Frank

You guys are so negative. I saw this on Twitter and it was all negativity. We're better than that.

She taught me to cook.

Mar 25, 2015#18

Celt Z

They're exes for a reason.

(...hey, that's five!)

Mar 25, 2015#19

GasBandit

Frank said:
You guys are so negative. I saw this on Twitter and it was all negativity. We're better than that.

She taught me to cook.

Well, generally there's a reason someone is your ex. Otherwise you'd still be with them.

(dangit, Ninja'd by Keltsy)

Mar 25, 2015#20

Tinwhistler

Ravenpoe said:
You dated Tom Cruise?

He's still in the closet

(5 words! lol).

Mar 25, 2015#21

Celt Z

To be fair, not everyone's reply was negative. If you want a challenge, you should switch it up to #somethingniceaboutmyexinfivewords.

Different ex: he's why I love sushi.

Mar 25, 2015#22

fade

Hey mine wasn't negative. I just said I don't have an ex.

Mar 25, 2015#23

GasBandit

#somethingpositiveaboutmyexinfivewords, then

Made me a better person.

...

Also another 5 words...

Constant video games and sex.

Mar 25, 2015#24

WasabiPoptart

Frank said:
You guys are so negative. I saw this on Twitter and it was all negativity. We're better than that.

She taught me to cook.

My first one really wasn't negative. I learned a lot from that relationship. Honestly, it changed me from being the stereotypical psycho-bitch girlfriend to being a human who respects other people's feelings.

The second one...I have nothing negative to say about him either, but I miss our friendship since trying to take that big step totally destroyed it.

Mar 25, 2015#25

Thread Necromancer

#somethingniceaboutmyexinfivewords

The best I ever had...

the next was better still...

Mar 25, 2015#26

PatrThom

Many ex-girlfriends, only one wife.

--Patrick

Mar 25, 2015#27

Adam

You downgraded, bitch. Hahahahaha Hahahahhahahahahhahaha.

Mar 25, 2015#28

sixpackshaker

She DEMANDED trust, then lied.

Mar 25, 2015#29

Bowielee

Apparently we never dated.... REALLY???

Mar 25, 2015#30

jwhouk

I don't have an ex.

Mar 25, 2015#31

Dave

Her leaving set me free.

Yes, this is the girl who forgot me. I crashed and burned for a while, but I think I'm a better person because of it.

Mar 25, 2015#32

drifter

Dave said:
Her leaving set me free.

Classic Lillith.

Mar 26, 2015#33

Bubble181

A lot of people here seem to think "they're", "isn't", and "he's" are one word each. They're not. :cry:

Mar 26, 2015#34

Celt Z

"In traditional grammar, contraction can denote the formation of a new word from one word or a group of words"

Mar 26, 2015#35

ThatNickGuy

Not my most recent ex, but:

"Left me for internet guy."

(As in, guy she only knew on the internet at the time.)[DOUBLEPOST=1427372251,1427372194][/DOUBLEPOST]

Bubble181 said:
A lot of people here seem to think "they're", "isn't", and "he's" are one word each. They're not.

A contraction IS one word.

Mar 26, 2015#36

Tinwhistler

ThatNickGuy said:
Not my most recent ex, but:

"Left me for internet guy."

(As in, guy she only knew on the internet at the time.)[DOUBLEPOST=1427372251,1427372194][/DOUBLEPOST]

A contraction IS one word.

I concur. And so does the University of New England.
http://www.une.edu.au/__data/assets...C_Language-usage-Shortened-forms-of-words.pdf

Grammatical contractions join together two words to make a single word.

Mar 26, 2015#37

Adam

ThatNickGuy said:
Not my most recent ex, but:

"Left me for internet guy."

(As in, guy she only knew on the internet at the time.)

This appears to be increasingly common.

Mar 26, 2015#38

Terrik

This applies to one of my ex's back in the day:

#LeftMeForAGirl

Mar 26, 2015#39

Adam

Keyed my car. I moved.

Hit me. Called the cops.

Not that kind of girl.

Mar 26, 2015#40

Wambo

painted, pierced, sex-addict, provident, psychopath!

Mar 26, 2015#41

Tinwhistler

Dear John while in Navy.

Mar 26, 2015#42

Thread Necromancer

She's somebody elses problem now

different ex:

damn do I miss her

Mar 26, 2015#43

checkeredhat

Most recently:
Already married to her mom.

That same girl, but a year earlier:
Way too attached too quickly

The girl I dated for like a week:
She's crazy but we're friends.

The one before that:
Cheated, with her friend's boyfriend.
(I think that about sums up what a catch she was.)

Mar 26, 2015#44

Emrys

He dumped me on Thanksgiving.

Mar 27, 2015#45

PatrThom

Emrys said:
He dumped me on Thanksgiving.

Sounds like quite a turkey.

--Patrick

Mar 27, 2015#46

David

#1 Still lets me touch boobies.

First girlfriend, funnily enough we made 0 physical contact when we were together. We went through the rest of highschool not really in touch anymore. Started hanging out as friends again later on and have cuddling/2nd-basing benefits.

#2 She had multiple boyfriends simultaneously.

I think I was #3, she was managing to juggle them for a little while. I simply nope'd out and cut off contact when her friends outed her. Her facebook profile picture shows she's super fat and gross-looking now, so there's that.

#3 Only wanted to make out.

Typical young teen romance. We made out a ton, which was awesome at first, but I soon realized there wasn't any real emotional connection or chemistry when our faces weren't glued together and I got bored.

#4 Left me for local guy.

Long distance relationships are a bitch. Would not be willing to get into again.

#5 Too needy. Lasted two weeks.

No, it's not okay that you're facebook friending my mom and starting a conversation with her when I haven't even introduced you yet. That's kind of creepy.

Mar 27, 2015#47

Ravenpoe

I'm still waiting for someone to write "She met my other girlfriend."

Mar 27, 2015#48

WasabiPoptart

How about:

I met his other girlfriend.

Now the thing with this was that I was perfectly willing to have an open relationship. But I demanded total honesty about being involved with someone else. He still lied to me about having another girlfriend and constantly accused me of being the liar. Then one day his other girlfriend called me and started giving me shit about messing with her man. Except he and I had been together significantly longer than she had been with him. I gave her the low down about how she was actually the other woman, then told her she could have his stupid ass and blocked her number.

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