#MyExinFiveWords

[Frank]

We are still friends, eh.

 

[bhamv3]

We're both better off now.

 

[Celt Z]

Never wanted to be responsible.

 

[Thread Necromancer]

Good Mother but shitty human-being. (I know, I cheated the hyphen)

 

[Bubble181]

Insecure, co-dependent self-important eternal victim.

 

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My wife, my first girlfriend?

 

[GasBandit]

Something inside me died, too.

 

[Dave]

She doesn't remember me. LOL!

 

[Ravenpoe]

Slept with my best friend.

They're married now... so great?

 

[Tinwhistler]

I have a few of these I could do for various exes (wives, girlfriends).

More Psycho than the movie.

She only wanted the D.

Went online adventuring. Never returned.

Nice gal. Loved everybody. Literally.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Was a huge lesson learned.

 

[Cheesy1]

Both were liars. Never again.

 

[Tinwhistler]

oh, one more (though the reference is a bit obscure)

Had too many body thetans.

 

[Ravenpoe]

oh, one more (though the reference is a bit obscure)

Had too many body thetans.

You dated Tom Cruise?

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Another one about a different guy:

Don't date your best friend.

 

[Simfers]

We work better as friends.

 

[Frank]

You guys are so negative. I saw this on Twitter and it was all negativity. We're better than that.

She taught me to cook.

 

[Celt Z]

They're exes for a reason.

(...hey, that's five!)

 

[GasBandit]

You guys are so negative. I saw this on Twitter and it was all negativity. We're better than that.

She taught me to cook.

Well, generally there's a reason someone is your ex. Otherwise you'd still be with them.

(dangit, Ninja'd by Keltsy)

 

[Tinwhistler]

You dated Tom Cruise?

He's still in the closet

(5 words! lol).

 

[Celt Z]

To be fair, not everyone's reply was negative. If you want a challenge, you should switch it up to #somethingniceaboutmyexinfivewords.

Different ex: he's why I love sushi.

 

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Hey mine wasn't negative. I just said I don't have an ex.

 

[GasBandit]

#somethingpositiveaboutmyexinfivewords, then

Made me a better person.

...

Also another 5 words...

Constant video games and sex.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

You guys are so negative. I saw this on Twitter and it was all negativity. We're better than that.

She taught me to cook.

My first one really wasn't negative. I learned a lot from that relationship. Honestly, it changed me from being the stereotypical psycho-bitch girlfriend to being a human who respects other people's feelings.

The second one...I have nothing negative to say about him either, but I miss our friendship since trying to take that big step totally destroyed it.

 

[Thread Necromancer]

#somethingniceaboutmyexinfivewords

The best I ever had...

the next was better still...

 

[PatrThom]

Many ex-girlfriends, only one wife.

--Patrick

 

[Adam]

You downgraded, bitch. Hahahahaha Hahahahhahahahahhahaha.

 

[sixpackshaker]

She DEMANDED trust, then lied.

 

[Bowielee]

Apparently we never dated.... REALLY???

 

[jwhouk]

I don't have an ex.

 

[Dave]

Her leaving set me free.

Yes, this is the girl who forgot me. I crashed and burned for a while, but I think I'm a better person because of it.

 

[drifter]

Her leaving set me free.

Classic Lillith.

 

[Bubble181]

A lot of people here seem to think "they're", "isn't", and "he's" are one word each. They're not.

 

[Celt Z]

"In traditional grammar, contraction can denote the formation of a new word from one word or a group of words"

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Not my most recent ex, but:

"Left me for internet guy."

(As in, guy she only knew on the internet at the time.)[DOUBLEPOST=1427372251,1427372194][/DOUBLEPOST]

A lot of people here seem to think "they're", "isn't", and "he's" are one word each. They're not.

A contraction IS one word.