I concur. And so does the University of New England.
http://www.une.edu.au/__data/assets...C_Language-usage-Shortened-forms-of-words.pdf
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http://www.une.edu.au/__data/assets...C_Language-usage-Shortened-forms-of-words.pdf
This appears to be increasingly common.
Dear John while in Navy.
She's somebody elses problem now
different ex:
damn do I miss her
different ex:
damn do I miss her
Most recently:
Already married to her mom.
That same girl, but a year earlier:
Way too attached too quickly
The girl I dated for like a week:
She's crazy but we're friends.
The one before that:
Cheated, with her friend's boyfriend.
(I think that about sums up what a catch she was.)
Already married to her mom.
That same girl, but a year earlier:
Way too attached too quickly
The girl I dated for like a week:
She's crazy but we're friends.
The one before that:
Cheated, with her friend's boyfriend.
(I think that about sums up what a catch she was.)
#1 Still lets me touch boobies.
First girlfriend, funnily enough we made 0 physical contact when we were together. We went through the rest of highschool not really in touch anymore. Started hanging out as friends again later on and have cuddling/2nd-basing benefits.
#2 She had multiple boyfriends simultaneously.
I think I was #3, she was managing to juggle them for a little while. I simply nope'd out and cut off contact when her friends outed her. Her facebook profile picture shows she's super fat and gross-looking now, so there's that.
#3 Only wanted to make out.
Typical young teen romance. We made out a ton, which was awesome at first, but I soon realized there wasn't any real emotional connection or chemistry when our faces weren't glued together and I got bored.
#4 Left me for local guy.
Long distance relationships are a bitch. Would not be willing to get into again.
#5 Too needy. Lasted two weeks.
No, it's not okay that you're facebook friending my mom and starting a conversation with her when I haven't even introduced you yet. That's kind of creepy.
First girlfriend, funnily enough we made 0 physical contact when we were together. We went through the rest of highschool not really in touch anymore. Started hanging out as friends again later on and have cuddling/2nd-basing benefits.
#2 She had multiple boyfriends simultaneously.
I think I was #3, she was managing to juggle them for a little while. I simply nope'd out and cut off contact when her friends outed her. Her facebook profile picture shows she's super fat and gross-looking now, so there's that.
#3 Only wanted to make out.
Typical young teen romance. We made out a ton, which was awesome at first, but I soon realized there wasn't any real emotional connection or chemistry when our faces weren't glued together and I got bored.
#4 Left me for local guy.
Long distance relationships are a bitch. Would not be willing to get into again.
#5 Too needy. Lasted two weeks.
No, it's not okay that you're facebook friending my mom and starting a conversation with her when I haven't even introduced you yet. That's kind of creepy.
How about:
I met his other girlfriend.
Now the thing with this was that I was perfectly willing to have an open relationship. But I demanded total honesty about being involved with someone else. He still lied to me about having another girlfriend and constantly accused me of being the liar. Then one day his other girlfriend called me and started giving me shit about messing with her man. Except he and I had been together significantly longer than she had been with him. I gave her the low down about how she was actually the other woman, then told her she could have his stupid ass and blocked her number.
I met his other girlfriend.
Now the thing with this was that I was perfectly willing to have an open relationship. But I demanded total honesty about being involved with someone else. He still lied to me about having another girlfriend and constantly accused me of being the liar. Then one day his other girlfriend called me and started giving me shit about messing with her man. Except he and I had been together significantly longer than she had been with him. I gave her the low down about how she was actually the other woman, then told her she could have his stupid ass and blocked her number.