Mythical myths and legendary legends

[Soliloquy]

Asgardians did the whole seduce people while in animal form too. Here is a lesser known story about Odin.

There was a giant who was the inventor of all poetry by making some kind of creative mead. Odin heard of it and decided to steal it. So he turned into an eagle and flew off and seduced the giants daughter to gain entry. He gulped up all the mead and made his escape. Now barely being able to fly, because he was so full. The giant found his daughter crying and asked what she was bawling about, she pointed at the disappearing fat eagle in the distance. The giant transformed into an eagle too, a much bigger one, and pursued Odin. He soon caught up and nipped at Odin's tail feathers. Odin was so surprised he vomited. The Giant tugged again, harder, and this time Odin crapped. Now considerable lighter Odin was able to out-speed the giant. He made it home, Thor smashed the giant and there was now poetry in Asgard. However he had also unintentionally brought poetry to humans. All the vomit that rained down on the earth is the source of good poetry and all that rained down as crap is, well, crap poetry.

Perhaps they will mention this in the next Marvel Thor movie?

There's also a myth about Heimdall going around and getting it on with a bunch of people's wives and populating the entire world.

 

[Yoshimickster]

Anyone ever read an Artemis myth? Pretty much all the same really. It's someone challenges her to a hunting challenge or tries to get with her, and ends with the person dying at the end. Just saying, there's a reason she doesn't show up that much in pop-culture.

 

[HCGLNS]

Long ago Santa Claus was searching the forest for wood to make toys. When suddenly he was attacked by a hideous troll! Santa was brave and managed to defeat the troll, but he was hurt and couldn't move. He lay there in the forest when suddenly a bunny rabbit hopped past him. Santa called out to the bunny for help, and the bunny collected as many bird eggs as he could find to nurse Santa back to health. Santa was saved! To show his appreciation to the bunny rabbit Santa created a special day just for the bunny rabbit and called it Easter. So now the Easter Bunny brings fancy eggs to all good boys and girls on Easter!

 

[Yoshimickster]

Long ago Santa Claus was searching the forest for wood to make toys. When suddenly he was attacked by a hideous troll! Santa was brave and managed to defeat the troll, but he was hurt and couldn't move. He lay there in the forest when suddenly a bunny rabbit hopped past him. Santa called out to the bunny for help, and the bunny collected as many bird eggs as he could find to nurse Santa back to health. Santa was saved! To show his appreciation to the bunny rabbit Santa created a special day just for the bunny rabbit and called it Easter. So now the Easter Bunny brings fancy eggs to all good boys and girls on Easter!

Makes more sense than any other Easter Bunny special I've seen.

 

[North_Ranger]

I always assumed that the Easter Bunny giving out eggs was because those little chocolate eggs they sell in stores around Easter time are usually about the size of rabbit droppings...

 

[HCGLNS]

Well now you know and knowing is half the battle.

YO JOE!

 

[Yoshimickster]

Speaking of rabbits, you know what I find hilarious? The Jackalope. The fact that some guy saw a rabbit with horns one day and put so much weird stuff for it's powers. Ability to mimic any sound, drinks beer, apparently carniviorous, it's just so random! By the way the rabbits with horns thing is a disease that rabbits apparently have.