NEWS: UP not just a movie anymore

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BREAKING NEWS: UP not just a movie anymore

I thought this was gonna be a thread about Up: The graphic novel of the film.

I was disappointed.

Either way, if it can go up to 10000ft, the kid'll probably get real cold.
 
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I'll get it down!

*heads to the basement to get her supplies and Australian hat*
 

Dave

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The kid is gonna be really cold, scared and have trouble breathing.

I hope he's okay.
 
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Morgoth

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I heard of these magical contraptions called helicopters, hooks, and rope...
 
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Geez, poor kid is probably scared to death. I probably would have done the same thing.
 
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ThatNickGuy

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This looks like a job for...

...oh, wait. We're not in the DC Universe. Supes would get that kid down in no time.

Seriously, I hope he'll be okay. On the bright side, this is the kind of thing that'll easily be made into some kind of movie or something. If the kid's okay, I mean.
 

Dave

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News outlets still have him as up in the air. I'm riveted to this.
 
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now he's down

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Damn. Where is he?
 
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Mr_Chaz

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No kid?...

This is either a very bad sign, or a sign of some very fucked up parents wanting media attention.

I really hope it's the second.
 

Dave

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A sibling says they saw him fall out. But they are not saying where.
 
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ThatNickGuy

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This is insane. I hope the kid is okay. But I swear, if this whole thing was just a stunt to publically test out this thing...
 
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Third scenario: the kid turned it loose and hid for the lulz.

(oh gee I hope so.)
 

ElJuski

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Uhh, not likely. More likely, he fell out before everyone got wind (pun) of the balloon and where it was headed.

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I'm trying to measure where I fit on the absurdly hillarious /tragic scale. IF YOU'RE GOING TO BUILD A HELIUM BALLOON MAKE SURE YOUR CURIOUS SIX YEAR OLD CAN'T UNTETHER IT AND FLY OFF
 
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ThatNickGuy

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Huh...

The parents called Sky9 News first, not the authorities.

Second theory just got a little more solid.
 

Dave

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The family was also on the show "Wife Swap".
 
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ThatNickGuy

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Why is this aquarium smell suddenly entering my nostrils?

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And awfully convienent the balloon landed perfectly safe and sound.

Now, I want to reiterate that, at this point, I really, REALLY hope that the kid is okay, if this is indeed the case.

There's just an awful lot of evidence pointing to this being a media stunt.

I mean, come on, they just got their invention on INTERNATIONAL news. It flew for over two hours and landed perfectly safe and softly.
 

figmentPez

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I keep reading this thread title as "breaking-up news", but this could turn into a whole 'nother sort of baww.
 
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Singularity.EXE

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Colorado. Superior.
 
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I am hoping this is all just a hoax cause the alternative is a lot sadder.
 
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kaykordeath

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I am hoping this is all just a hoax cause the alternative is a lot sadder.
This.

Unless the kid has a FANTASTIC hiding space in the back of his closet and is just freaking himself out, I can't think of any remaining happy answers at this point...
 
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Tom Brazelton and Scott Kurtz are having a Twitter fight about it. :unibrow:
 
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