[NFL] NFL Thread

[Celt Z]

Oy, this season...

 

[Gruebeard]

Oy, this season...

I know what you mean.

We only just snagged a bye.

 

[Dave]

Fuck those cheating assholes.

 

[Terrik]

Go Browns...do it for the Steelers.

Steelers, don't fuck this up even more than you have this entire goddamn season.

 

[Dave]

I have to admit that even though I hate the Patriots and think Brady is the biggest whiny little bitch to ever play the game, this graphic is ice cold and hilarious.

 

[HCGLNS]

The one where they showed that Brady is the winningest QB in the Bill's stadium since Kelly was also very mean.

 

[blotsfan]

 

[DarkAudit]

Marvin Lewis is out as Bengals coach. Good fucking riddance. Wins be damned, he turned the team into a disgrace both on and off the field.

 

[Tress]

Marvin Lewis is out as Bengals coach. Good fucking riddance. Wins be damned, he turned the team into a disgrace both on and off the field.

Holy shit I don’t know how he lasted 16 years. Good-fucking-bye.

 

[DarkAudit]

He's not wrong...

 

[Gruebeard]

The darker grass NBC is imposing between the line of scrimmage and first down marker is fucking annoying.

 

[jwhouk]

So.

Colts-Chiefs, Chargers-Patriots, Eagles-Saints, Cowboys-Rams.

Does this look like the Bill Belicheck Invitational Tournament to anyone?

 

[Tress]

Predictions:

• Chiefs over the Colts
• Chargers over Patriots
• Chiefs over Chargers in AFC Championship

• Saints over Eagles
• Cowboys over Rams
• Saints over Cowboys in NFC Championship

Chiefs vs. Saints in Super Bowl, Saints win 38-14.

EDIT: I re-thought my predictions. I could see Dallas making it to the NFC championships, but no farther. We'll see if I'm right.

 

[Dave]

Sounds about right.

Fucking Cody Parkey. Or however you spell his can't-make-a-fucking-kick ass.

 

[BErt]

Sounds about right.

Fucking Cody Parkey. Or however you spell his can't-make-a-fucking-kick ass.

it was tipped

 

[jwhouk]

Two-posts. I think the entire Blackhawks team knows how he feels.

 

[blotsfan]

The worst thing about this is that it validates icing the kicker.

 

[Anonymous]

Let's anonymous this bitch up!

 

[jwhouk]

Well, I guess @GasBandit is happy.

 

[Gruebeard]

It's not even halftime!

Most amusingly was when the Patriots' only punt was recovered by the Patriots.

 

[Gruebeard]

Oh, and that stat comparing Chargers first downs with Patriots Touchdowns. Hilarious.

 

[Gruebeard]

One home team down. One more to go.

 

[jwhouk]

A team without a real permanent home stadium is the NFC champion.

57 yard FG for the win - is that the longest ever to win a playoff game?

 

[General Specific]

Wow the Saints got screwed with that no call on the pass interference at the end of regulation. I'm a Panthers fan and even I agree that it was blatantly PI and should have been flagged.

 

[Gruebeard]

That might be the fastest quarter of football I've ever watched.

 

[Gruebeard]

And that was the most idiotic decision I've ever seen a Patriots player make.

Edelman got lucky he didn't touch the ball . . . shame he definitely touched it on the next play.

 

[Gruebeard]

And this might be the longest quarter I've ever seen.

 

[jwhouk]

Touchdown.

They're going back to the Super Bowl.

 

[Gruebeard]

Woot!

 

[Cheesy1]

Welp, there goes any interest I MIGHT have had about the Super Bowl this year.

 

[jwhouk]

Gee, where have we seen this before?

 

[General Specific]

Oh look, the Patriots are going to the super bowl. How novel.

 

[evilmike]

 

[Dave]

It's Pro Bowl week! We have a terrible game, lots of players goofing around, lots of players who don't show because no real reason to.

And then there's this...Jets linebacker tackles the Patriots mascot for fun. Sends the dude to the hospital. No word on whether charges will be filed.

https://www.si.com/nfl/2019/01/24/jamal-adams-jets-patriots-mascot-tackled-video

 

[jwhouk]

The funniest thing in the world is that my grand uncle (Jerry Mertens) had the most notable game of his career in the Pro Bowl. And what's even funnier is that he was essentially invited to the game as a fill-in, because it was on the West Coast and his coach called him to come down to LA to play in the game.

He had two interceptions in the game (but the Western Conference still lost the game, 28-21).