[NFL] NFL Thread

[Gruebeard]

I just learned that Bill Belichick won 2 Superbowls with the Giants. My world just got flipped-turned upside down.

 

[Dei]

I swear to God Maroon 5, I better not be let down here.

2019 Super Bowl props: Halftime prop suggests Maroon 5 could play a ‘SpongeBob SquarePants’ song

 

[PatrThom]

Today I learned the Super Bowl is this Sunday.

—Patrick

 

[Dei]

I swear to God Maroon 5, I better not be let down here.

2019 Super Bowl props: Halftime prop suggests Maroon 5 could play a ‘SpongeBob SquarePants’ song

Fuck the SuperBowl.

 

[Celt Z]

There was not enough Spongebob. Waste of time.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

I was disappointed in that Halftime show. Meh at best.

 

[HCGLNS]

I was truly hoping it would end 3-0.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Ugh.

 

[blotsfan]

On the bright side, one day I'll be dead. The pats will still be winning Super Bowls, but I won't be watching.

 

[Zappit]

Very happy with that result.

 

[BErt]

 

[Dave]

Fuck him.

 

[Celt Z]

We were so bored that once the Spongebob letdown happened, Mr. Z went off to catch up on The Good Place and I continued my video game.

 

[jwhouk]

I have watched part or all of 42 of the 53 Super Bowls. This was probably the worst of the ones I've seen.

 

[blotsfan]

It was better than the Seahawks-Broncos.

 

[DarkAudit]

Fuck him.

Not with my, your, or anyone else's dick.

 

[DarkAudit]

To the folks conflating Levine taking off his shirt to Nipplegate:

 

[WasabiPoptart]

He needed something to distract from how off his singing was.

 

[blotsfan]

On the bright side, one day I'll be dead. The pats will still be winning Super Bowls, but I won't be watching.

Guess its not just me.

 

[HCGLNS]

These teams are playing like the winner gets to go to the White House!

 

[Dave]

Always cheaters.

 

[sixpackshaker]

All my niece could talk about after half time was Adam Levine with his shirt off. He made her pretty damned thirsty.

 

[drifter]

But did she break her retainer?

 

[sixpackshaker]

But did she break her retainer?

If she was only wearing one...

 

[BErt]

*all* the Brady memes

 

[Dave]

https://sports.theonion.com/super-b...ite&utm_source=theonion_copy&utm_campaign=top

"Super Bowl Halftime Show Marred By Functioning Sound System"

 

[jwhouk]

So. The NFL's answer to the XFL, the Alliance of American Football (AAF), is playing its first games this weekend. It's essentially a "second chance" league - closer to the NBDL than Triple-A. But, it is an intriguing proposition.

Which, by the way, is the one major thing about it: you can bet on individual games using the league's official app. I'm not joking.

 

[sixpackshaker]

So. The NFL's answer to the XFL, the Alliance of American Football (AAF), is playing its first games this weekend. It's essentially a "second chance" league - closer to the NBDL than Triple-A. But, it is an intriguing proposition.

Which, by the way, is the one major thing about it: you can bet on individual games using the league's official app. I'm not joking.

And nothing pisses Trump off more than Spring Football.

Sorry for bringing politics into it. But I have hated Trump ever since he killed the USFL.

 

[DarkAudit]

And nothing pisses Trump off more than Spring Football.

Sorry for bringing politics into it. But I have hated Trump ever since he killed the USFL.

A stable genius would do better than a $3 ROI

 

[PatrThom]

But I have hated Trump ever since he killed the USFL.

He's killed a lot of people. He can't even remember half of them.

--Patrick

 

[jwhouk]

New local team winning 19-16 at the half. Kinda liking this new league.

 

[jwhouk]

Local squad up 20-18 after getting shut out in the first half.

 

[HCGLNS]

Psst, @Dave how about them Patriots?

(Kraft arrested today)

 

[blotsfan]

Schefter said Kraft isn't the biggest name involved with this.

 

[Dave]

Kraft arrested in a sting on a place that has sex slaves. These are women who are brought into the country and made to perform on men - up to 10 men per day - for days on end with no days off. They had to sleep there in the massage rooms and were not permitted to leave. So when I say slaves I mean it.

And that's the place billionaire Robert Kraft went to get sex. A small massage parlor in a strip mall in Florida. He could literally go anywhere else for sex. Women LOVE billionaires. His girlfriend, for example, is a 39 year old actress and model.

I believe he knew this was a sex trafficking port and that he got off on it.

And I hope he and everyone involved burn in hell.