not so serious but I want to rant II: Redemption
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I can do that too. I may need two days for it to work, but if I keep thinking I feel sick, it will eventually start to be true.
A buddy of mine was coming out to my house to weed-eat around my house for me. He was driving his wife's SUV. It car was low on gas, so he just rolled down the windows, turned off the A/C and drove slowly (not too smart, black car, 101 degree day.) He turns onto the rural/residential road that leads back to my house. A red wasp flies into the cab with him and hovers next to his ear. He dodges his head to the left, tugging on the steering wheel... drives across the road and into a yard.... and smacks a mail box... that is made out of 4x4 lumber.
So, to come and help me with my yard work, he did $3000+ damage to his estranged wife's car.
I hope he does not ask me for any cash. Because in reality, he's been staying at my house for 3 months rent free. And he owes me $125 for a concert ticket.
So, to come and help me with my yard work, he did $3000+ damage to his estranged wife's car.
I hope he does not ask me for any cash. Because in reality, he's been staying at my house for 3 months rent free. And he owes me $125 for a concert ticket.
It comes with being a grizzled 1800's prospector.
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I have a slushy and it is awesome! ^.^
oh wait rant... right... hmm it's cold and holding the glass chills my hands.
oh wait rant... right... hmm it's cold and holding the glass chills my hands.
It comes with being a grizzled 1800's prospector.[/QUOTE]
Onions and taters are all I can afford to eat.
Thought about calling in sick, because I still get paid for those, and spending it with my wife, but I didn't want to short-change the watch.
Came in, and we're so full (again) that I have to double up.
Came in, and we're so full (again) that I have to double up.
The dog in the apartment above mine has been on the porch barking for 90 minutes straight.
Don't worry only a 1/3rd of the population can smell it. Also only 1/3rd can make the odor (Good Eats.) You are extra special...
I forgot to take glasses to the optometrists today, which means that after my eyes were dilated, I had to make the 40 minute trip home (thankfully not driving!) while completely blinded by August afternoon.
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There's also a good chance I will develop glaucoma as I age.
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There's also a good chance I will develop glaucoma as I age.
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That's like saying you don't like drinking. You're not gonna like every single type of drink, some may even make you gag at the mere smell or taste of 'm, but others you will love. There are so many different kinds, there is always at least one you'll like.I don't like weed!
Me, I can't stand Amaretto for instance. Blech!
[/QUOTE]I don't like drinking.
Exclamation point.
Hey now, you know at least half of them need to be in the late night slot on Cinemax!
What do you do?
What do you do?[/QUOTE]
Have fun and remember it all.[/QUOTE]
Sorry, my reference was too vague.
What do you do?[/QUOTE]
Have fun and remember it all.[/QUOTE]
Sorry, my reference was too vague.
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Wasn't too vague, I just couldn't come up with a good quip as a follow-up. I will not watch that video, I already have the song running through my head thanks to your earlier post. *get out!*
And to whomever gave me neg rep for the above comments, grow up. I don't care what you do, doesn't bother me in the least, but I just don't do any of it. Grew up in a smoking home, saw what that shit can do to people firsthand. Just don't like the taste of any liquor or beer than I've ever been around, and there has been plenty of that. Drugs, personally just think it's stupid. Geez.
I'm supposed to be going out of town this weekend, except I'm on to do a pickup of bread this weekend for the food bank. I told my boss earlier this week that we really didn't need the pickup, and I would have to throw most of it out next week anyhow. Seriously, our freezer is PACKED. We already have too much.
So despite it being silly, I've been trying to sort this out so that someone else will cover the pickup while I'm out of town, but so far none of it is working. Meanwhile I cannot get into contact with my boss to let her know that every attempt at getting someone else to cover for this has failed, and that we're just not going to get the pickup after all. I don't want to come off as belligerent or anything, but actually doing this pickup would be imprudent, and I am not going to let it keep me in town for literally less than three hour's work. Especially when I already jumped through flaming hoops to juggle shifts for my second job, in order to get the weekend off.
So despite it being silly, I've been trying to sort this out so that someone else will cover the pickup while I'm out of town, but so far none of it is working. Meanwhile I cannot get into contact with my boss to let her know that every attempt at getting someone else to cover for this has failed, and that we're just not going to get the pickup after all. I don't want to come off as belligerent or anything, but actually doing this pickup would be imprudent, and I am not going to let it keep me in town for literally less than three hour's work. Especially when I already jumped through flaming hoops to juggle shifts for my second job, in order to get the weekend off.
Well my cousin just backed out of PAX so now we're one person short to split the cost of the hotel room with. Agh.
Actually that does give me an idea. New thread time.
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