Official Goblins (comic) Thread

[figmentPez]

More tweets from Thunt:
FMK Reality 22: When Goblinslayer had Kin, he carved TOY into her forehead. Later, when Minmax made the necklace for Kin, he mistook the..
..word on her forehead as her name, so the necklace said TOY. Kin became enraged and the two fought. Minmax, thinking Kin to be a crazy..
..monster, cut off one of her arms before Forgath convinced him not to kill her. On Forgath's insistance, they adventure together, but are..
..bitter enemies. (Sorry for the multiple posts like this. Hope I'm not annoying you guys)

 

[Jiarn]

No way, these tweets are awesome. Thanks for posting them or I'd have never seen them.

 

[figmentPez]

No way, these tweets are awesome. Thanks for posting them or I'd have never seen them.

Heh, that parenthetical comment was actually part of Thunt's original tweet, but it's nice to know I'm being helpful.

 

[AshburnerX]

New comic is up.

I'm almost certain the point of the trap is to see which team is going to kill themselves with inter-party violance first. Once one team is dead, the door will open for the other team... assuming they don't both get skewered by the blades anyway.

Then again, maybe the door opens when the blades reach a certain distance from the wall and it's just a test to see if the parties can survive that long.

 

[Dave]

Or maybe they have to push a button on the ceiling and to reach it would require teamwork.

 

[Emrys]

I think the two teams have to push the door simultaneously in order for it to open. They can kill each other later but for now, they have to cooperate.

 

[Dave]

Or that.

 

[AshburnerX]

Looks like we were all wrong.

Spoiler

It's opened with confusion and closed with understanding.

 

[SpecialKO]

I love this comic.

 

[figmentPez]

More tweets from Thunt:
FMK Reality 92: Goblinslayer, having captured & beaten Kin, had never raped her. This left Kin considerably less traumatised. Due to this...
..and other variables different from the 'prime' reality, Kin & Minmax engaged in sexual relations during her birthday party & haven't...
..stopped since. This had been annoying Forgath (who lost his beloved helmet at the goblin warcamp) more & more as time passed.
Next FMK Reality at 3,740 followers and every 20 followers after that.

 

[figmentPez]

More tweets from Thunt:

FMK Reality 171: Dies & Klik joined the goblins adventure party (GAP), Klik was seperated from Dies & the GAP during the battle in Brassmoon
... The drider from the Brassmoon dungeon survived by hiding in the city. After FMK killed Goblinslayer, they encountered the drider...
... then defeated him in battle, but Minmax lost his arm in the fight. Klik saw this and replaced his arm, thus bonding with Minmax.
Reality 171 can be seen on this page. http://www.goblinscomic.com/02112011-4 Next reality posted at 3,760 followers.


And as for the most recent comic, I think this is a problem that can be solved with violence.

 

[figmentPez]

Tempts Fate 10 is finally finished:
http://www.goblinscomic.com/tempts-fate-10/

 

[AshburnerX]

That lasted almost 9 months. Does it usually take that long?

 

[phil]

No, though they do tend to get longer and longer each time.

 

[North_Ranger]

Hehehe, there's Sohmer and de Souza as zombies in the background. You can tell by the beard and the Red Bull...

 

[AshburnerX]

Hehehe, there's Sohmer and de Souza as zombies in the background. You can tell by the beard and the Red Bull...

Phil Foglio too, as he's wearing his awesome bowler like he always does.

 

[figmentPez]

More tweets from Thunt:

FMK Reality 10: Ace-Max travels alone. He is a respectful nod to Ace Rimmer ----> http://tinyurl.com/5udhbma

Ace-Max can be seen in the bottom right corner of panel 1 here ---> http://tinyurl.com/6gzlugy He will not be seen in the comic again.

 

[figmentPez]

Visual guide to the FMK realities: http://duke.a-comics.ru/fmk/

And Kin is so cute in the most recent comic. She brings out all of my protective instincts.

 

[AshburnerX]

New comic is up and we're already down one party.

 

[SpecialKO]

New comic is up and we're already down one party.

Well, they do have a lot where that came from...

 

[North_Ranger]

I have to admit, I almost expected two loud 'POP!' sounds in the second-to-last panel

 

[figmentPez]

More tweets from Thunt:

FMK Reality #145: Saral Caine killed Ears in their fight, so after the other goblins escaped Brassmoon, Forgath & Minmax (both paladins)...
..fought & killed Goblinslayer & Saral. Forgath then claimed the Axe of Prissan. Kin's trauma caused her to become disturbingly violent.
FMK #145 can be seen on this page ----> http://www.goblinscomic.com/02112011-4/

 

[figmentPez]

More tweets from Thunt:

FMK Reality #37: In this world, being non-evil is punishable by death. FMK are not evil and therefore must constantly pretend to be. (cont)
Minmax is terrible at pretending to be evil (despite is "awesome, evil looking cape"). This pisses off Kin & Forgath on a daily basis.(cont)
This is why Forgath & Kin are clearly angry at Minmax when shown on this page. http://www.goblinscomic.com/02182011-3/

 

[figmentPez]

I wonder what effect this will have on the comics:
30 Days Of Bieber: The Effects On A 37 Year Old Man.
Thunt is planning to listen to Justin Bieber music almost non-stop for the month of April.

 

[North_Ranger]

I think he will have to make more Sanity checks than if he went to see a live sex performance between Cthulhu and Nyarlanthotep.

 

[figmentPez]

Ha, this comic reminds me of dozens of conversations my sisters and I had when we were younger. We never agreed on the names for colors. I'm so glad that nothing important hinged on that.

 

[Dave]

Weird transition between groups, though.

 

[bhamv3]

OH SHIIIIIII...

 

[North_Ranger]

What the hell is that thing?

 

[Emrys]

That, my dear, is the purest essense of nightmare fuel ever distilled.

 

[figmentPez]

Mr. Fingers.... *shudder*


Why do I get the feeling that people who have played D&D with Thunt as DM walk away jumping at shadows and then sleep with the lights on?

 

[AshburnerX]

Mr. Fingers.... *shudder*


Why do I get the feeling that people who have played D&D with Thunt as DM walk away jumping at shadows and then sleep with the lights on?

Considering his penchant for death traps and puzzles, it's more like they are afraid to step foot in his house.

 

[AshburnerX]

Artist from Goblins did Weregeek's April Fools comic.

 

[phil]

I think what creeps me out the most about Mr. Fingers is that he is silent, except for the tump on the glass. You can't hear him screaming or anything.

 

[figmentPez]

Mr. Fingers has only gotten creepier. If he gets out, it's going to be big trouble.