Cajungal
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If she cries, ask her if she's on her period.
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If she cries, ask her if she's on her period.[/QUOTE]
OH GEEZE, CG! How am I EVER going to concentrate at work today when all I can think about is this fantasy?
*terrible advice*
You can get all the advice you want, but it makes for a poor substitute in place of experience.
I really, really don't understand why talking to women seems like such an impossible task for the guys here.
ElJuski
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You can get all the advice you want, but it makes for a poor substitute in place of experience.
I really, really don't understand why talking to women seems like such an impossible task for the some guys here.[/QUOTE]
Do, or do not. There is no try.
I think what works for me is my self-deprecating knowledge that dumb nerdy shit I like to talk about is dumb. Girls aren't just going to go for the Star Trek guy when he's in his full regalia (unless you're talking to nerdy girls of the same calibur). Be yourself, but be charming. Introduce your personality in chunks. Nerds for some reason where it like it's armor; when nobody really wears their entire personality on their sleeve.
Also, thinking of the female as some unattainable foreign body can't help. And, if they act anything like how they act to the girls on here...
well then it's really fucking obvious why they baw in their sleep.
If she cries, ask her if she's on her period.[/QUOTE]
You are forgetting the most important step! After all this, take a picture of her and leave, laughing loudly.
Cajungal
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If she cries, ask her if she's on her period.[/QUOTE]
You are forgetting the most important step! After all this, take a picture of her and leave, laughing loudly.[/QUOTE]
While telling her she's just like her mother.
If she cries, ask her if she's on her period.[/quote]
You are forgetting the most important step! After all this, take a picture of her and leave, laughing loudly.[/quote]
While telling her she's just like her mother.[/QUOTE]
And then put your chewing gum in her hair before giving her a noogie.
If she cries, ask her if she's on her period.[/QUOTE]
You are forgetting the most important step! After all this, take a picture of her and leave, laughing loudly.[/QUOTE]
While telling her she's just like her mother.[/QUOTE]
Oooh, I never tried THAT.
nor that!
If she cries, ask her if she's on her period.[/QUOTE]
You are forgetting the most important step! After all this, take a picture of her and leave, laughing loudly.[/QUOTE]
While telling her she's just like her mother.[/QUOTE]
Don't forget to take a big sniff and say she smells just like her too.
Better that than "fish."This thread went to a very strange place. . . . .
I approve!
I approve!
It's because these guys think there is some magical thing they need to say to a woman to convince them to go out with them and if they just figure out what that is (or get someone else to tell them) they'll hook her. It doesn't work that way. A woman will typically know whether she wants to spend time with you before you ask her out. Then it doesn't matter what you say (as long as it's not completely stupid or arrogant), just that you've made a move. Of course, if the first thing you ever say to her is "want to go out?" your chances are a bit low (but by no means zero).
Of course, sometimes she might say no and eventually change her mind, but you have to make your interest known pretty quickly, or you get stuck in the friend (i.e. "no fucking way") zone. So basically the worst possible thing you can do is not ask in the first place.
tl:dr version: Grow a pair.
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Of course, sometimes she might say no and eventually change her mind, but you have to make your interest known pretty quickly, or you get stuck in the friend (i.e. "no fucking way") zone. So basically the worst possible thing you can do is not ask in the first place.
tl:dr version: Grow a pair.
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Exactly. You're looking around your classroom thinking "I'd hit that". The women (being, you know, people) are doing the exact same thing. If you're on that list, she will say yes when you ask her out. If not, she was never going to.
I have trouble speaking to people, period. No "foreign bodies" nor "magical words". It's just awkward and unnatural to me, like riding a bicicle with huge heavy shoes and a pair of trousers five sizes smaller.
And a wedgie.
And a wedgie.
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