[Funny] Oscar Pistorius can't be released early.

Dave · Nov 10, 2014

Why you ask? Because he has no legs to attach a monitor to. So while others could get out early due to a monitoring problem, the Blade Runner will stay behind bars.

Am I the only one that thinks this is funny?

PatrThom · Nov 10, 2014

Dave said:
Am I the only one that thinks this is funny?

--Patrick

GasBandit · Nov 10, 2014

Hah! Can't they, I dunno, put it around his neck instead?

fade · Nov 10, 2014

CrimsonSoul · Nov 10, 2014

He probably has a lawsuit on his hands if he wants to push it. Seems like they are discriminating him because of his disability

fade · Nov 10, 2014

CrimsonSoul said:
He probably has a lawsuit on his hands if he wants to push it. Seems like they are discriminating him because of his disability

Good thing it's on his hands and not his ankles.
:minionhappy:

Dave · Nov 10, 2014

CrimsonSoul said:
He probably has a lawsuit on his hands if he wants to push it. Seems like they are discriminating him because of his disability

He'd lose. He doesn't have a leg to stand on.

GasBandit · Nov 10, 2014

I don't find this humerus.

I mean tibia.

I mean, dammit, I are bad at pun.