Philosopher B. Seriously?

[Philosopher B.]

Well what can I say, I was just farting around with the comic creator and then it turned into a three-parter, 'snot my fault, I coulda let out a couple more, except I didn't want to fill the room with them. Meaning, the five slots up above. :tongue: Anyway it's not like any harm is done, just bury 'em with some more comics.

I might add that I was aiming for retardedly amusing, hence the lack of decent joke structure. Plus I've just always wanted to write the phrase 'Smell my bean blower, mothafucka!' I mean, haven't you just always wanted to write that? I know I have. It was one of my dreams. Next up on the list is adopting a starving child. Poor starving kids with naught to eat.

:waah:

-- Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:53 pm --

We need more crazy drunk/stoned comics. No need to apologize for that.

He wasn't stoned or drunk at the time he wrote those. He was stone cold sober.

I should know. I was there. Unfortunately.

Quiet, you! :angry:

-- Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:56 pm --

But they were so bad they were good.

No. :humph:

Yes. :finger:

God damn it Philosoher B, get in here and post what needs to be said.

Oh sheeeeee-it, what was I supposed to say, now I'm all nervous. :aaahhh:

 

Fuck you guys, it's funny.

FTFY, bud!

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

tng, stop trying to start a shitstorm in the fart thread

 

Geez, sorry, Allen. Didn't know you'd get all anal about it.

Calm down, man. I don't want you feeling flushed with anger.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

tng, I've been in several good threads and then some shitstorms rectum.

 

[Rob King]

Plus I've just always wanted to write the phrase 'Smell my bean blower, mothafucka!' I mean, haven't you just always wanted to write that?

I had a dream where Samuel L Jackson was preaching at my Church, and he ended a sermon with "Go in peace, mothafucka!"

I really, really wish it had actually happened.

 

[Philosopher B.]

Fuck you guys, it's funny.

FTFY, bud!

Damn I knew I was forgetting something. :tongue:

[quote="Philosopher B.":hh9tl75d]Plus I've just always wanted to write the phrase 'Smell my bean blower, mothafucka!' I mean, haven't you just always wanted to write that?

I had a dream where Samuel L Jackson was preaching at my Church, and he ended a sermon with "Go in peace, mothafucka!"

I really, really wish it had actually happened.[/quote:hh9tl75d]

That sounds like a good dream.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Geez, sorry, Allen. Didn't know you'd get all anal about it.

Calm down, man. I don't want you feeling flushed with anger.

man, I don't know if you can tell that I was joking.

I was joking. feel free to make all the jabs you want.

 

[Shakey]

[quote="Philosopher B.":3r93bx15]Fuck you guys, it's funny.

FTFY, bud!

Damn I knew I was forgetting something. :tongue:
[/quote:3r93bx15]

Exactly what I was looking for :uhhuh:

Personally I thought it was funny in a crazy sort of way. Nothing like a 3 part fart epic to get you going. :bush:

 

Geez, sorry, Allen. Didn't know you'd get all anal about it.

Calm down, man. I don't want you feeling flushed with anger.

man, I don't know if you can tell that I was joking.

I was joking. feel free to make all the jabs you want.

Please note the puns.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Just making sure. Wouldn't want to ruin the good times. This thread is a real gas.

 

[Le Quack]

I should point out that, much like any type of humor, potty humor can be done well and it can be done terribly. There is a difference between a good poop joke and a terrible poop joke.

Wouldn't a bad potty joke be.... a shitty joke?

 

[ElJuski]

I should point out that, much like any type of humor, potty humor can be done well and it can be done terribly. There is a difference between a good poop joke and a terrible poop joke.

Wouldn't a bad potty joke be.... a shitty joke?

I was wondering if I had to just get that out of the way when I originally wrote my response, but then figured someone would do it for me. Thank you.

 

[CynicismKills]

I should point out that, much like any type of humor, potty humor can be done well and it can be done terribly. There is a difference between a good poop joke and a terrible poop joke.

Wouldn't a bad potty joke be.... a shitty joke?

I was wondering if I had to just get that out of the way when I originally wrote my response, but then figured someone would do it for me. Thank you.

 

[Shegokigo]

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[CynicismKills]

I've got two more I've saving for a special occasion. This one I can't really find a use for.

 

[ElJuski]

I should point out that, much like any type of humor, potty humor can be done well and it can be done terribly. There is a difference between a good poop joke and a terrible poop joke.

Wouldn't a bad potty joke be.... a shitty joke?

I was wondering if I had to just get that out of the way when I originally wrote my response, but then figured someone would do it for me. Thank you.

ohh...ohhh dear god