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The first of "my" child stars to hit the full nude scene (Jamiee Foxxworth doesn't really count). Now I was already in Chris Hansen territory when Lohan got super sexy, but I crushed on her "back then" none the less. She's definitely fallen out of the world's good graces and her looks have taken a massive hit. However, with some clean up I think this could have the potential to both re-fire up her career (if she keeps it together after this shoot) as well as finally give me something to oogle other than some paparazzi shots.

I'm sure it won't be THIS good:
but one can hope.

I honestly thought one of the Olsen Twins was going to do it first, but they're still ridiculously rich.

Oh yeah, I saw this on CNN.com this morning:

That quote by Gabourey doesn't make a bit of sense.

DO NOT WANT ROFL

Guess I'm the only one eh?

Not the only one Shegs, but my interest is more along the lines of "train wreck" interest.

The only interest I have in Playboy at the moment is that Jenny Poussin - the one I made the scale bikini for - did a shoot for them a few weeks ago. Note to self: find out which issue she's gonna be in.

Shegokigo said:

That quote by Gabourey doesn't make a bit of sense.

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Re-read it then watch this:

Null said:

The only interest I have in Playboy at the moment is that Jenny Poussin - the one I made the scale bikini for - did a shoot for them a few weeks ago. Note to self: find out which issue she's gonna be in.

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Can't afford to miss it. Just get a 2 year subscription now.

Guys, as king of the Image Hoarders, I happily can say I've managed to snag advance proofs of the photo sessions, and I'm sharing them with you:

Ugh, why bother? It's going to be photoshopped and airbrushed to the point she'll be unrecognizeable. I used to get excited when a WWE Diva would pose, but you can barely even tell it's them by the time Playboy's done with them.

Yeah, I'd consider Playboy being relevant if Lindsay posing nude was relevant at all.

Two years ago? Yeah. I'd be on that train. Now? There's been enough twat-shots, clothing malfunctions and general decay that makes it nothing appealing.

Buuuut, honestly if there was a sex tape? I'd download it.

You know you're still going to see the pics

Probably, then I'll wonder how much of a bonus the air brush artist got this time around.

Back in the day Lohan? I'd be all over that.

But current Lohan? Who the hell am I kidding, I'd still be all over it.

I am gonna pick up a copy

Shegokigo said:

You know you're still going to see the pics

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I know.

And I'll probably pick up a copy too.

I would pay money not to see it

I'll get a copy and send you pieces of the pictures until you pay me to stop.

Didn't she already do a nude Marilyn Monroe spread?

So wait, what? Machete doesn't count?

Edit: nm guess it doesn't. Was aware the Jessica Alba stuff was faked, but a quick looksie on the interwebs seems to lead one to believe Lohan's stuff was too. Dunno

Nude attractive female? I'm there.

Will keep an eye out but not my hopes up.

How will these photos be different than the nude Vogue pictures? And no it will not resurrect her career.

HCGLNS said:

How will these photos be different than the nude Vogue pictures? And no it will not resurrect her career.

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Nips and vag?

It's Playboy, so no vag, just a hint of beaver.

Amazing how house quickly the house begins to fall apart with a bad foundation



And its painted with too much booze and drugs.

sixpackshaker said:

It's Playboy, so no vag, just a hint of beaver.

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As God as my witness, I have seen vag in playboy!

Sorry Gas, that was only an armpit close-up.

Remember the time HCGLNS dared me in the Truth or Dare thread to list my Top 5 Playmates of the Month of all time?

That was a fun night.

I've not picked up one of those mags in 15 years, but for the longest time they kept to the standard of no vag shots.

It is not Pent Up (house) magazine that half the shots are nothing but vag.

sixpackshaker said:

I've not picked up one of those mags in 15 years, but for the longest time they kept to the standard of no vag shots.

It is not Pent Up (house) magazine that half the shots are nothing but vag.

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No, that's true. Penthouse was practically a gyno manual. The vag in playboy was rare, but occasionally it was there, oh yes it was.

GasB is right, there was definitely some very clear shots in Playboy for quite a few of the centerfolds.

The difference between Playboy and Penthouse is similar to the difference between Car and Driver and Motortrend. One magazine shows you a nice package where you can eye the curves and appreciate the beauty of good design, the other shows you the insides.

Adammon said:

Nude attractive female? I'm there.

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Don't we already have a subforum for that? One that is not getting much action, I might ad...

(Sooooouuuunds liiiiike....)

Mean Girls Lohan I'd so be there. This Lohan I'll pass. It's a shame, too, because at her prime she was smokin'.

Steve said:

Mean Girls Lohan I'd so be there. This Lohan I'll pass. It's a shame, too, because at her prime she was smokin'.

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Wasn't she underage then?

Null said:

Wasn't she underage then?

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3 months, according to IMDB. More if you consider that it was probably filmed a better part of a year before it's actual release.

However, as far as I can tell it was filmed in Canada, which has a legal age of 16. Thus, if Steve were to find himself transported to 2004 and had an opportunity to hit it, it would be legal though still frowned upon publicly (with bro fives had all around in private)

Ain't nothin' by a number. Evolutionarily speaking, we're a bare bat of an eyelash away from when girls were married and pregnant at 14.

(of course, that's because saber-toothed tigers generally killed anyone before they made 25)

Adammon said:

The difference between Playboy and Penthouse is similar to the difference between Car and Driver and Motortrend. One magazine shows you a nice package where you can eye the curves and appreciate the beauty of good design, the other shows you the insides.

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I have several treasured back-issues of Playboy. They rest packed away securely alongside grade school report cards, HS/college diplomas, the comics with the last Sunday edition of Calvin & Hobbes, a first edition copy of the first Fantasy novel I ever read, photos of departed pets, and my chunk of the Berlin Wall I scooped up off the ground in the Fall of '89.

I have no copies of any Penthouse magazine.

--Patrick

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Bad news, fizzellas.

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Probably means she wasn't "healthy" enough yet. I'm okay with this.

Heh, in other words, she looks so much like shit warmed over that no amount of airbrushing can fix her, so they need to detox and forcefeed her until she looks at least mildly appealing again.

I thought they did the reshoot already?

I just find it funny that, if that article's implication is to be believed, Lohan was given time ahead of having to go to jail, expressly so that she could pose for playboy. Was the judge a subscriber, I wonder?

GasBandit said:

I just find it funny that, if that article's implication is to be believed, Lohan was given time ahead of having to go to jail, expressly so that she could pose for playboy. Was the judge a subscriber, I wonder?

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That's the power of the Hef.

I see in the paper all the time that Person X has so many days in which to report to jail to start their sentence. So I don't think it's out of the ordinary. She already served her jail time anyways. It was only a few hours. GG California and your overcrowded jails.

Maybe she was so smoking hot that the photographer wanted to see her naked again.

Found out the issue my friend's in is the November 2011 issue of Playboy... Estonia. *facepalm*

Well, it's not like it won't end up on the internet eventually... unless you're dying for a dead tree edition.

drifter said:

Well, it's not like it won't end up on the internet eventually... unless you're dying for a dead tree edition.

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That would be ideal, you can't really get an autograph on a digital copy.

Order from the Internet? I hear that they can do that now, using Internet gnomes and telephonic modems.

I think it's rather amusing that I can find a dozen places to download it before the first site selling the paper copy comes up on a search.

Null said:

I think it's rather amusing that I can find a dozen places to download it before the first site selling the paper copy comes up on a search.

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I am not surprised. The Internet usually have stuff posted within a couple of minutes after the actual event occurred.

Yep. Googled em up. Waste of time. I feel like I want recompense for the minute amounts of energy it took for me to google them.

She even sucks at Playboy, shocking.

Well, I'll say this much. Jenny looks fantastic in latex.

Don't you mean silicon?

Shegokigo said:

Don't you mean silicon?

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I think you mean silicone. My opinion is that she'd look better unaugmented, though she wants to get bigger implants, and well, it's her body.

And to the surprise of no one, the entire issue has been leaked online today.

Completely freakin fake (looking). They went for an "artsy/drawn" style of photography and it comes off as massively fake. What a complete disappointment.

What was I expecting?

*sigh*

Shegokigo said:

What was I expecting?

*sigh*

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This?

No. I wasn't expecting a horribly white washed (she has freckles? Can't tell with these photos.) more "drawn" than "photo" (I've seen more realistic photos drawn by Rule34 sites), blonde (never liked her blonde) barely nude (It's ALL topless only) photo shoot.

Complete and total failure.

The pics just don't measure up. First by imitating Marilyn she gets instantly compared to her and falls very short. Second she looks out off it in every photon completely disinterested. Third the airbrushing is very obvious.

She falls to the classic Playboy pitfall, when the "star" looks worse than the Playmate.

HCGLNS said:

She falls to the classic Playboy pitfall, when the "star" looks worse than the Playmate.

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Anybody want a peanut?

Whoever did the final touch-ups on these pictures really should have photoshopped her ass more consistently. There's one where it does a right angle.

Honestly? I'd LOVE to see the originals. I bet they're better than these released "drawings".

Here you go.

Can we talk about her hand?
(nsfw)

Christ, they pretty much photoshopped and airbrushed and whatever they do...to the point that she's not even recognizeable. If someone showed me pictures of that and then told me it was Lohan, I wouldn't believe them. Hell, even now, I still don't believe them.

I didn't know "specular pink" was a color.

--Patrick

Man, she has a pretty rad pair, but fuck those are terrible pictures. The entire outline of her body looks artificial.

Did they try to Marilyn her?

They photoshopped/drew her facial features onto Marilyn's body.

Bleached ridiculously blonde, clown-red lips, never been my thing. Beyond that, They photoshopped her beyond recognition (That was to be expected though.), and they shot it with high key lighting that they've gone and toned down the contrast on so everything looks like ass. I guess they were trying to make it look like a photograph from the 60s or 70s, but it doesn't work.
So yeah, pretty much everything about the shoot appears to be a failure, but that's pretty much in keeping with her idom.

Man, that was an awful looking spread. You know who's picture set looked sexier? Scarlet's. Because it wasn't touched up fake-ass garbage.

Shegokigo said:

They photoshopped/drew her facial features onto Marilyn's body.

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Na, her hooters are actually bigger than Marilyn's... They just tried as hard as the could to get her to look like Marilyn.

It was sarcasm based on how that's not even remotely close to how her real body would look. It wasn't just a simple "photoshop touch up" they changed so much it might as well have not even been her.

This month's Playboy... digital Hentia.

They already went that way:
*NSFW*
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/rorschachsrants/news/?a=11130

I feel disturbed to say, I like Marge's cans.

The fuck did I just look at?

What is this I don't even

Homer's right. Marge has a butt that won't quit...mumble mumble...five bucks? Get outta here.