Playboy. Relevant Again? For a moment anyway....

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Steve

Steve

Mean Girls Lohan I'd so be there. This Lohan I'll pass. It's a shame, too, because at her prime she was smokin'.
 
phil

phil

Null said:
Wasn't she underage then? :confused:
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3 months, according to IMDB. More if you consider that it was probably filmed a better part of a year before it's actual release.

However, as far as I can tell it was filmed in Canada, which has a legal age of 16. Thus, if Steve were to find himself transported to 2004 and had an opportunity to hit it, it would be legal though still frowned upon publicly (with bro fives had all around in private)
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Ain't nothin' by a number. Evolutionarily speaking, we're a bare bat of an eyelash away from when girls were married and pregnant at 14.

(of course, that's because saber-toothed tigers generally killed anyone before they made 25)
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

Adammon said:
The difference between Playboy and Penthouse is similar to the difference between Car and Driver and Motortrend. One magazine shows you a nice package where you can eye the curves and appreciate the beauty of good design, the other shows you the insides.
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I have several treasured back-issues of Playboy. They rest packed away securely alongside grade school report cards, HS/college diplomas, the comics with the last Sunday edition of Calvin & Hobbes, a first edition copy of the first Fantasy novel I ever read, photos of departed pets, and my chunk of the Berlin Wall I scooped up off the ground in the Fall of '89.

I have no copies of any Penthouse magazine.

--Patrick
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Heh, in other words, she looks so much like shit warmed over that no amount of airbrushing can fix her, so they need to detox and forcefeed her until she looks at least mildly appealing again.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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I just find it funny that, if that article's implication is to be believed, Lohan was given time ahead of having to go to jail, expressly so that she could pose for playboy. Was the judge a subscriber, I wonder?
 
Gryfter

Gryfter

GasBandit said:
I just find it funny that, if that article's implication is to be believed, Lohan was given time ahead of having to go to jail, expressly so that she could pose for playboy. Was the judge a subscriber, I wonder?
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That's the power of the Hef.
 
Dei

Dei

I see in the paper all the time that Person X has so many days in which to report to jail to start their sentence. So I don't think it's out of the ordinary. She already served her jail time anyways. It was only a few hours. GG California and your overcrowded jails.
 
drifter

drifter

Well, it's not like it won't end up on the internet eventually... unless you're dying for a dead tree edition.
 
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Biannoshufu

Order from the Internet? I hear that they can do that now, using Internet gnomes and telephonic modems.
 
Null

Null

I think it's rather amusing that I can find a dozen places to download it before the first site selling the paper copy comes up on a search.
 
C

Chibibar

Null said:
I think it's rather amusing that I can find a dozen places to download it before the first site selling the paper copy comes up on a search.
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I am not surprised. The Internet usually have stuff posted within a couple of minutes after the actual event occurred.
 
GasBandit

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Yep. Googled em up. Waste of time. I feel like I want recompense for the minute amounts of energy it took for me to google them.
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Completely freakin fake (looking). They went for an "artsy/drawn" style of photography and it comes off as massively fake. What a complete disappointment.

What was I expecting?

*sigh*
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

No. I wasn't expecting a horribly white washed (she has freckles? Can't tell with these photos.) more "drawn" than "photo" (I've seen more realistic photos drawn by Rule34 sites), blonde (never liked her blonde) barely nude (It's ALL topless only) photo shoot.

Complete and total failure.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

The pics just don't measure up. First by imitating Marilyn she gets instantly compared to her and falls very short. Second she looks out off it in every photon completely disinterested. Third the airbrushing is very obvious.

She falls to the classic Playboy pitfall, when the "star" looks worse than the Playmate.
 
BananaHands

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Whoever did the final touch-ups on these pictures really should have photoshopped her ass more consistently. There's one where it does a right angle.
 
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