Quotes you can't help finishing

[David]

I'm curious if anyone else has quotes that they're auto-triggered into finishing when you hear the beginning of it, regardless of the context.

For example, any time someone in a movie or TV show says "my god" I usually say "it's full of stars!" out loud without even thinking about it.

And of course there's the obligatory "Stop!" "Hammer Time!"

 

[bhamv2]

This is madness!

 

[Silver Jelly]

Name, I am...

 

[Denbrought]

In the Emperor's name/Let none survive, Burn the heretic/Kill the mutant/Purge the unclean, Now we know/And knowing is half the battle, and many others that don't come to mind.

 

[Wahad]

Hammertime is a standard between me and my friends.

Also about the only one I can think of that happens regularly.

 

[Krisken]

"So" is always followed with "a needle and a thread".

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

The number "37" usually leads to "IN A ROW!?"


And people starting a sentence with "surely" leads to ".... and don't call me Shirley"

 

[phil]

Warm out today..warm out yesterday....even warmer today.


I just want to crawl into a hole and die!
Ok, throw her in ze hole.

 

[Bubble181]

Iä Iä...

 

[Chad Sexington]

So many. So many.

The latest and most entertaining is a friend I have, who lately has been trying to speak in rhyme. I'm not sure why. This quickly gets on my nerves so I will shout "No more rhymes now, I mean it!" and someone in our group will inevitably finish "...Anybody want a peanut?"

I also do the "Oh my God... ...It's full of stars!" thing.

There are lots of others but it's... too early for my brain to work and think of them.

 

[sixpackshaker]

...That's what she said...

 

[Fun Size]

[Anything] is our last hope...No, there is another.

 

[Frank]

For whatever reason I always seem to throw out 89 Batman quotes.

"He's dead now.....and he's left me in charge."

"YOU WANNA GET NUTS! COME ON! LET'S GET NUTS!"

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

The number "37" usually leads to "IN A ROW!?"

basically this, except it tends to lead to "My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"

 

[Cajungal]

Jake will say, "We will __insert whatever we're planning to do___...... and laugh!"

Me: "On into ze night!"

Jake: "Fohohohohohohoh!"

--from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force with the introduction of the aliens Oglethorpe and Emory.

 

From Twister:

I hear the word "debris" I have to yell, "DEBRIS?!?"

 

[Gill Kaiser]

"Let's do this"

".....LEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY"

 

[Twitch]

Any time someone says Dammit I will inevitably follow with JANET!

 

[Chummer]

Someone: "What do you want?"

Me: "IN-FOR-MATION!"

And i actually had one person give the proper response ("You won't get it!")

 

[Chibibar]

"Dude, Seriously" (my wife and I would go on and on with that one)

Edit: In case someone wonders where that one came from... Kim Possible.

 

[Wahad]

Sometimes, when somebody uses 'dude', I'll finish with 'where's my car?'

 

[Fun Size]

Heh. "And then?" will invariably be followed by "No 'and then'!".

 

[The Mike]

Hammer time is a given, whenever somebody says something about teletransportation I start singing "But if you have to take me apart to get me there. Then I don't want to go"

I'm always quoting scrubs, seinfeld and friends at all times.

 

The sun is a mass...

 

[sixpackshaker]

When I hear a couple arguing in public, and the guy almost always says that he is going to spank her...
I pipe in with.
"AND AFTER THE SPANKING... the oral sex."

 

[Gusto]

Heh. "And then?" will invariably be followed by "No 'and then'!".

And theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen??

I actually finished some quote that Cajungal started on AIM last night, completely stream-of-consciousness, and then immediately apologized. I can't remember what it was though.

 

[The Mike]

I remember when I started here, Batdan and Cajun used to finish my Scrubs quotes

 

[kaneka]

When anyone says "That's no -----" I have to say "It's a space station."

The odder one - when anyone says "First things first," the phrase "I Poppa, freaks all the honeys" comes to mind. Sucked during lectures in college.

 

[Krisken]

This won't make sense to too many people, but when someone says:
"What time is it?"
I respond
"4:30. It's not late, no, no, it's early."

 

[HCGLNS]

"Hello" is always followed by "My name is Inigo Montoya."

 

[Cajungal]

The sun is a mass...

of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace...

-- Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:20 pm --

Heh. "And then?" will invariably be followed by "No 'and then'!".

And theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen??

I actually finished some quote that Cajungal started on AIM last night, completely stream-of-consciousness, and then immediately apologized. I can't remember what it was though.

Augh what was it!

 

[Shakey]

The number "37" usually leads to "IN A ROW!?"

This one gets me every time. Even when I see it on mile markers on the highway.

 

The sun is a mass...

of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace...

Thaaaaaaank you!

 

[Cajungal]

:toocool:

 

and to educate these plebs:

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