Random things that scare the shit out of me.

[Chazwozel]

I actually got an Angelcare monitor. Combination of baby moniter/heartbeat monitor. Sits under the mattress and registers heartbeats. Went off a few times accidentally when the kids rolled off of it, but it let me sleep. Best baby purchase ever.

I'll be looking into this for the next kid.

 

[Andromache]

yeah, tell me that now.

 

[Fun Size]

I still use it on the three year old when he's sick and coughing. It's amazing.

 

[Necronic]

Is anyone else scared that when they are holding a baby they are going to freak out and punch a hole in a baby's soft spot? I am.

 

[Andromache]

Don't hold my kid. No offense, Shego2.0

 

[Calleja]

...holy shit, dude.

 

[Andromache]

actually, if it were verifiably such, holy shit would scare me too, I suppose.

 

[rabbitgod]

Even the pope poops.

 

[Andromache]

The pope? A figurehead of power to an idealogical opiate devourring population afraid to think for itself. Not exactly holy

 

[North_Ranger]

Gandhi poop, then?

 

[Necronic]

I just have this thing about sensitive situations. I was at a wedding for my cousin this weekend, and was terrified that I was going to stand up and shout "I Object!" in the middle of the ceremony. I have issues......

 

[Andromache]

That's totally cool. Nothing personal, if you step towards my kid you're KOS

 

[General Specific]

Scuba Vikings

 

[Necronic]

That's totally cool. Nothing personal, if you step towards my kid you're KOS

Says the poster child for Khorne's Women's Auxilliary.

But yeah that's probably a good idea.

 

[Andromache]

That's totally cool. Nothing personal, if you step towards my kid you're KOS

Says the poster child for Khorne's Women's Auxilliary.

But yeah that's probably a good idea.[/QUOTE]

Your warhammer mind tricks have no effect on me, I never played.