Random Video Game Crap

GasBandit · Nov 20, 2014

Lowtax is still making funny.

GasBandit · Nov 20, 2014

THIS is how you female protagonist.

GasBandit · Nov 20, 2014

AshburnerX · Nov 20, 2014

Mordheim: City of the Damned is shaping up well.

PatrThom · Nov 20, 2014

GasBandit said:
THIS is how you female protagonist.

It's almost like isometric Spy v. Spy meets The Art of Theft.

--Patrick

ThatNickGuy · Nov 20, 2014

GasBandit said:
THIS is how you female protagonist.

I'm getting some Evil Genius vibes from this. And I'm strangely okay with that.

Yoshimickster · Nov 20, 2014

Its like Carmen Sandiego, if you got to actually PLAY as Carmen Sandiego!

bhamv3 · Nov 20, 2014

GasBandit said:
THIS is how you female protagonist.

By making her silent, and a criminal, and having her use sex appeal and petty thievery as her only weapons against a patriarchy that seeks to capture her for their own purposes? SHITLORD!!

... oh god I feel so dirty after writing that I'm gonna go bathe in acid.

PatrThom · Nov 20, 2014

bhamv3 said:
... oh god I feel so dirty after writing that I'm gonna go bathe in lavender and sandlewood-scented bubble bath.

FTFY

--Patrick

bhamv3 · Nov 20, 2014

New Skywind video:

I've never played Morrowind before, but I want to play this so much. It's just a bit insane how much work has gone into this free mod.

Frank · Nov 21, 2014

Fuckin' bonkers. I can't wait for it to never be finished.

AshburnerX · Nov 21, 2014

Frank said:
Fuckin' bonkers. I can't wait for it to never be finished.

They got Morroblivion done. They can get this done.

PatrThom · Nov 21, 2014

I can't wait to hate cliff racers in glorious hi-def.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Nov 21, 2014

Why indie games got so popular.

GasBandit · Nov 21, 2014

Your mom tries to guess the names of your intendo game people things.

PatrThom · Nov 21, 2014

Or not.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Nov 21, 2014

It was always the little touches in WoW that made it so great, IMO.

GasBandit · Nov 23, 2014

The Crusader Kings 2 forum is hilarious out of context.

GasBandit · Nov 23, 2014

Null · Nov 23, 2014

The JRPG one is missing the pseudo-incest.

GasBandit · Nov 25, 2014

figmentPez · Nov 25, 2014

GasBandit said:
Press F to suffer depression.

The most recent VG Cats seems awfully familiar.

Null · Nov 25, 2014

http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-reasons-assassins-creed-least-playable-game-ever/

GasBandit · Nov 25, 2014

"Stop preordering!" I've been tilting that windmill for ages, Cracked. Come with me, I'll buy you a beer and we can also talk about how you should never buy a console at launch, or any PC title anywhere other than on a steam sale (or humble bundle, sometimes).

fade · Nov 25, 2014

Video games are like wine. I never buy them until they've aged at least a year.

bhamv3 · Nov 25, 2014

fade said:
Video games are like wine. I never buy them until they've aged at least a year.

Also, I will not buy a wine that has "Ubisoft" on the label.

... this analogy sounded better in my head.

figmentPez · Nov 25, 2014

bhamv3 said:
Also, I will not buy a wine that has "Ubisoft" on the label.

... this analogy sounded better in my head.

Well, I have heard that some guys have that problem when they've had to much to drink...

PatrThom · Nov 25, 2014

figmentPez said:
Well, I have heard that some guys have that problem when they've had to much to drink...

C'mon, it's hard enough dealing with DRM when you're sober.

--Patrick

bhamv3 · Nov 26, 2014

Lame, the latest Humble Bundle is not available in my area.

Oh well, you guys don't get my money then.

figmentPez · Nov 26, 2014

PatrThom said:
C'mon, it's hard enough dealing with DRM when you're sober.

DRM? I meant "You-be-soft", not exactly a drink you want to partake of.

GasBandit · Nov 26, 2014

There's a Plants Vs Zombies easter egg in DA:I

GasBandit · Nov 26, 2014

Chapter 7 in "Why I miss playing Battlefield, damn you EA"

Out of rockets? Use tactical lumber!

Null · Nov 27, 2014

I think it would be funny if someone did a GTA V "UK" mod, in which the police don't have guns until you get 3 stars and instead of meth-heads you gun down Chavs.

GasBandit · Nov 29, 2014

Were you under the impression video games weren't still a niche thing? Ready to tear your hair out as you watch people on the street (most of whom are the target demographic) try to name smash bros characters?

figmentPez · Nov 29, 2014

GasBandit said:
Were you under the impression video games weren't still a niche thing? Ready to tear your hair out as you watch people on the street (most of whom are the target demographic) try to name smash bros characters?

I can't name all of the Smash Brothers Characters.

This is like taking all the characters in House of Mouse, watching people struggle to name them, and then saying that Disney is a niche thing.