RANT III - Anything and Everything

[Shakey]

Stupid April Fools.

You though it was spring? Guess what happened overnight? April fools!

You thought all the computers at work were working? A power surge decided to hit the building and we now have 4 dead surge protectors and 2 dead UPS (one of which actually started smoking). I had to spend the whole morning plugging in surge protectors to see which ones were tripping our breakers.

 

[Canary]

o.o; Totally looks like my backyard right now. 30cm of snow in 9 hours in not cool.

Also, my roommate is SO dead >< She organized this HUGE joke for my RA (Resident Assistant) to walk in on me right after I started changing from my shower ;_; I've never been so mortified. And JUST when I didn't think it was going to get worse, my RA (Whose male) goes '...Nice rack.' and walks out -_-;

 

[Bizarro Gusto]

o.o; Totally looks like my backyard right now. 30cm of snow in 9 hours in not cool.

Also, my roommate is SO dead >< She organized this HUGE joke for my RA (Resident Assistant) to walk in on me right after I started changing from my shower ;_; I've never been so mortified. And JUST when I didn't think it was going to get worse, my RA (Whose male) goes '...Nice rack.' and walks out -_-;

Pics or it didn't etc.

 

[Gared]

Stupid April Fools.

You though it was spring? Guess what happened overnight? April fools!

You thought all the computers at work were working? A power surge decided to hit the building and we now have 4 dead surge protectors and 2 dead UPS (one of which actually started smoking). I had to spend the whole morning plugging in surge protectors to see which ones were tripping our breakers.

Yep. Been snowing here for at least the last hour. It's not accumulating at all though, and probably won't. Local mountain passes, on the other hand, are expecting 18 inches today and tonight. Long live the ski season.

 

[Canary]

o.o; Totally looks like my backyard right now. 30cm of snow in 9 hours in not cool.

Also, my roommate is SO dead >< She organized this HUGE joke for my RA (Resident Assistant) to walk in on me right after I started changing from my shower ;_; I've never been so mortified. And JUST when I didn't think it was going to get worse, my RA (Whose male) goes '...Nice rack.' and walks out -_-;

Pics or it didn't etc.

You can have pictures of the snow, for sure. If there would have been a camera involved in the prank, it would have been smashed and burned long ago.

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

I had 2 TV converter coupons. The exiry date was yesterday. I completely forgot to use them once I had my paycheck. i:

I'm now in the queue to get replacement coupons.

I had not watched TV since December, when I F'ed up my drivers and couldn't find the ATI install CD.

Not sure I'll use these converters much, so rarely is there something I need to see I can't find streamed on the net.

 

[Silvanesti]

I can't find my fucking old avitar. damnit.

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

I can't find my smurfing old avitar. damnit.

That the one with the fighting dinosaurs? Ask Adam, he seems to copy them now and then for his graphics.

 

[Silvanesti]

I can't find my smurfing old avitar. damnit.

That the one with the fighting dinosaurs? Ask Adam, he seems to copy them now and then for his graphics.

oh! very good idea. Help me obi-wan adam

 

[strawman]

I can't find my smurfing old avitar. damnit.

That the one with the fighting dinosaurs? Ask Adam, he seems to copy them now and then for his graphics.

oh! very good idea. Help me obi-wan adam

You're a lucky, lucky little boy!

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbbNCWZ2lvA:nwfcnhhl][/youtube:nwfcnhhl]

-Adam

 

[Silvanesti]

Thank you so much! man, it feels like home.

you sir:

http://i39.tinypic.com/11lu5qr.jpg

 

[Gusto]

I am exhausted and it's quarter after 8.

 

[ThatGrinningIdiot!]

Same here, but I've been awake since 3 in the morning. :bush:

 

God damn fucking crap.

FUCK IT.

SO SICK OF THIS.

:explode:

:waah:

Yet another one gone to shit.

(obligatory "this is not a Halforum thing" disclaimer)

 

[@Li3n]

Stupid April Fools.

You though it was spring? Guess what happened overnight? April fools!

That looks awesome... it's a sin not to go play in it... this winter sucked, i didn't get to go anywhere...

 

[Bubble181]

@Canary: consider the alternatives. Him saying "nice rack" and walking out is amongst the best possible outcomes.
He could've:
a) said "eww, you' butt-ugly" and gone outside
b) continued to just stand there and stare
c) try to insinuate himself

Which are all worse, no? Still, kill your roommate. No jury will convict you.


As for headaches: join the club. Three years and going of non-diagnosable headaches. It's not my teeth, my eyes, tumors, dislocated neck joints, stress/tension, inflamed neck or jaw muscle, or anything my doctor can think of. Huzzah

 

[Math242]

i went through that. I sorta changed my life and it all went away

 

[Cajungal]

AUGH. My psych class is about to start. There's some kind of physics class before this that's 99% men, and it always smells bad in here after they leave. :angry: Axe and Febreze don't count as taking a shower.

 

[Gusto]

AUGH. My psych class is about to start. There's some kind of physics class before this that's 99% men, and it always smells bad in here after they leave. :angry: Axe and Febreze don't count as taking a shower.

Ugh!

Quite the opposite. :bush:

 

[HCGLNS]

Rant: Why?!?!?!?

 

[Silvanesti]

AUGH. My psych class is about to start. There's some kind of physics class before this that's 99% men, and it always smells bad in here after they leave. :angry: Axe and Febreze don't count as taking a shower.

wut? thats all you need! *sprays on more axe* I don' see the problem.

-- Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:10 am --

Rant: Why?!?!?!?

Why not!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fun Size]

AUGH. My psych class is about to start. There's some kind of physics class before this that's 99% men, and it always smells bad in here after they leave. :angry: Axe and Febreze don't count as taking a shower.

Creepy observation from Engineering School: Sometimes, bad B.O. smells like beef stew. Specifically, Dinty Moore beef stew.

That is all.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

AUGH. My psych class is about to start. There's some kind of physics class before this that's 99% men, and it always smells bad in here after they leave. :angry: Axe and Febreze don't count as taking a shower.

Creepy observation from Engineering School: Sometimes, bad B.O. smells like beef stew. Specifically, Dinty Moore beef stew.

That is all.

I always thought it was rotten onions and yeasty bread smell. Close enough to Dinty Moore, I guess.

 

[hudeany]

Went out for a walk today and seen at least five people that were probably on the dole, junkies or just plainly bad people. Yet I come home to find out that a friend, a genuinely good person, has died.
Fuck that noise.

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

AUGH. My psych class is about to start. There's some kind of physics class before this that's 99% men, and it always smells bad in here after they leave. :angry: Axe and Febreze don't count as taking a shower.

Ugh!

Quite the opposite. :bush:

I once played quite a lot of Table Tennis at a recreation center. That is until some people from the Middle East used it. See, it's a cultural thing that many from this region don't bathe often, as water has historically been scarce where they came from - so they apply various substances, none of them flowery and unmanly, to cover things up. Works well most of the time, unless they break a sweat, then those little bacteria and yeast spore responsible for body odours have more to feed on and produce their stinky compounds. The recreation center required considerable airing out. It was horrible.

 

[Silvanesti]

AUGH. My psych class is about to start. There's some kind of physics class before this that's 99% men, and it always smells bad in here after they leave. :angry: Axe and Febreze don't count as taking a shower.

Ugh!

Quite the opposite. :bush:

I once played quite a lot of Table Tennis at a recreation center. That is until some people from the Middle East used it. See, it's a cultural thing that many from this region don't bathe often, as water has historically been scarce where they came from - so they apply various substances, none of them flowery and unmanly, to cover things up. Works well most of the time, unless they break a sweat, then those little bacteria and yeast spore responsible for body odours have more to feed on and produce their stinky compounds. The recreation center required considerable airing out. It was horrible.

yeah, but they used hardcore stuff like frankensense (sp?) and sandlewood and amber, not shit like axe.

 

[Fun Size]

yeah, but they used hardcore stuff like frankincense and sandlewood and amber, not * like axe.

For a special night with a special lady, shouldn't you smell your best?

Shouldn't you smell like...the baby Jesus?

One out of three wise men agree...

 

[Gusto]

yeah, but they used hardcore stuff like frankincense and sandlewood and amber, not * like axe.

For a special night with a special lady, shouldn't you smell your best?

Shouldn't you smell like...the baby Jesus?

One out of three wise men agree...

I often rub my armpits with gold but no one ever notices...

 

[strawman]

yeah, but they used hardcore stuff like frankincense and sandlewood and amber, not * like axe.

For a special night with a special lady, shouldn't you smell your best?

Shouldn't you smell like...the baby Jesus?

One out of three wise men agree...

I often rub my armpits with gold but no one ever notices...

You're gonna love my pits!

-Adam

 

[Cajungal]

yeah, but they used hardcore stuff like frankincense and sandlewood and amber, not * like axe.

For a special night with a special lady, shouldn't you smell your best?

Shouldn't you smell like...the baby Jesus?

One out of three wise men agree...

I often rub my armpits with gold but no one ever notices...

I noticed. It's just that now you look like a sparkly vampire, and I didn't wanna hurt your feelings.

 

[Gusto]

yeah, but they used hardcore stuff like frankincense and sandlewood and amber, not * like axe.

For a special night with a special lady, shouldn't you smell your best?

Shouldn't you smell like...the baby Jesus?

One out of three wise men agree...

I often rub my armpits with gold but no one ever notices...

I noticed. It's just that now you look like a sparkly vampire, and I didn't wanna hurt your feelings.

*doesn't bite you, or display emotion at all*

 

[Cajungal]

*doesn't bite you, or display emotion at all*

Wow. You sparkle, you're not drinking my blood, AND you're really boring. You must be a vampire.

 

[Gusto]

*doesn't bite you, or display emotion at all*

Wow. You sparkle, you're not drinking my blood, AND you're really boring. You must be a vampire.

I'm also obliquely good-lookin'.

 

[Anubinomicon]

i'd like to thank all the banks who foreclosed homes in my area and didn't winter proof them when the tenants left. I can't wait to see what surprises await when going to find a house.

 

[Silvanesti]

i fucking hate apartment searching. FUCK.