RANT III - Anything and Everything

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North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

Why the smurf do I punish myself like this?! I just watched Bill O'Reilly's latest Talking Points, curious what kind of bullshit Billo would put out about the visit... and now I feel like beating that smug asshole's face in for talking so much goddamn bovine by-product about Europe!

Hey, Billo, haista pitkä paska!
 
strawman

strawman

North_Ranger said:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

Why the smurf do I punish myself like this?! I just watched Bill O'Reilly's latest Talking Points, curious what kind of bullshit Billo would put out about the visit... and now I feel like beating that smug *'s face in for talking so much goddamn bovine by-product about Europe!

Hey, Billo, haista pitkä *!
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Masochist.

-Adam
 
C

Canary

Balls to the walls about last minute alterations to a gorgeous skirt that is apparently two sizes too big -_-;

Also, balls about loosing a pile of weight and not noticing -_-;
 
checkeredhat

checkeredhat

My bedroom has no doors. I've hung up curtains for privacy but there's zero noise reduction.

Both my roommates have girlfriends. Both of their girlfriends are currently over.

Now, I like both my roommates, and I like both their girlfriends. We're all a part of a large group of friends.

But what I HATE is when both their girlfriends are over, and we have no other company.

Couples do this thing, I don't think they know they do it, but they do. They have contests with eachother. They need to outcouple eachother. They are never so touchy/ kissy/ cutesy as they are when their status as a couple is being threatened by another touchy-kissy-cutesy couple.

ITS FUCKING ANNOYING.
 
CynicismKills

CynicismKills

checkeredhat said:
My bedroom has no doors. I've hung up curtains for privacy but there's zero noise reduction.

Both my roommates have girlfriends. Both of their girlfriends are currently over.

Now, I like both my roommates, and I like both their girlfriends. We're all a part of a large group of friends.

But what I HATE is when both their girlfriends are over, and we have no other company.

Couples do this thing, I don't think they know they do it, but they do. They have contests with eachother. They need to outcouple eachother. They are never so touchy/ kissy/ cutesy as they are when their status as a couple is being threatened by another touchy-kissy-cutesy couple.

ITS smurfing ANNOYING.
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I've been the third/fifth/seventh wheel on many outings since moving here, I know your pain. Can't hardly carry on a conversation without someone frenching someone.
 
checkeredhat

checkeredhat

CynicismKills said:
checkeredhat said:
My bedroom has no doors. I've hung up curtains for privacy but there's zero noise reduction.

Both my roommates have girlfriends. Both of their girlfriends are currently over.

Now, I like both my roommates, and I like both their girlfriends. We're all a part of a large group of friends.

But what I HATE is when both their girlfriends are over, and we have no other company.

Couples do this thing, I don't think they know they do it, but they do. They have contests with eachother. They need to outcouple eachother. They are never so touchy/ kissy/ cutesy as they are when their status as a couple is being threatened by another touchy-kissy-cutesy couple.

ITS smurfing ANNOYING.
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I've been the third/fifth/seventh wheel on many outings since moving here, I know your pain. Can't hardly carry on a conversation without someone frenching someone.
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Rather than be a 5th wheel I just remain in my room. I feel like I've been banished. But my room, as I said, has no doors. so instead I put my headphones on and blast music. Why do you think I'm posting so much tonight? I'm tied to my desk unless I want to hear sloppy makeout noises and giggling.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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My boss is gross. Not only did he talk to me about saving myself for marriage and dorm girls' menstrual cycles syncing up and making life harder for him, but he just high fived me with gross chicken wing hands and fuckin giggled about it. There's no damn soap in the bathroom, either! Scalding hot water.... wash away his creepyness....

Ugh. There's a Michael Scott in my life.
 
Gusto

Gusto

EPIC APOLOGY

Sorry, Halforum, I'm not usually quite this emo, and I know you need someone to bring the gusto. :(
 
S

Silvanesti

Gusto said:
EPIC APOLOGY

Sorry, Halforum, I'm not usually quite this emo, and I know you need someone to bring the gusto. :(
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EPIC CREEPY MANHUG :unibrow:

and dude... its the rant thread, emo is way allowed
 
Gusto

Gusto

Silvanesti said:
Gusto said:
EPIC APOLOGY

Sorry, Halforum, I'm not usually quite this emo, and I know you need someone to bring the gusto. :(
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EPIC CREEPY MANHUG :unibrow:

and dude... its the rant thread, emo is way allowed
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Fair enough, but I've tried to cut down on the public emo.... People need their Gusto.

It was a very.... conflicting day for me though.
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

EPIC HUGS AND POINTERS TO THE NEAREST BAR

Also, yeah, emo's allowed in this thread. I hope :paranoid:



On a note similar to one on the previous page; yesterday, I was on the ringway around Brussels (being one of the busiest roads in Belgium). at a certain point, it's only three lanes, but two more are coming in from the right. It's a switchover, as those two right lanes move off again a bit later in another direction. SO lots of people have to move to the left or the right quickly.
Anyway, there was a truck in the rightmost lane of the three. This is all well and good. It's where they should be. There was another truck in the middle lane, overtaking him - which I disapprove of; in rush hour, it really slows things down. There's a reason there are laws against trucks passing each other on some highways; unfortunately this isn't one of those. Right before the switch starts, however, both trucks STOP, blocking two of the three lanes of one of Belgium's busiest roads, at peak hour. WTFBBQHOLY MOTHER OF SWINES. They were both Hungarian, but seriously, I wished they could beoth be hauled off to the firing squad.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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AUGH I'm an idiot. I was doing the knights of nine quest in Oblivion, but then I did something that prevented me from wearing the crusader armor. So instead of carrying it around with me, I stashed it somewhere and wrote down where I left it. Well, I can't find the notebook where I wrote that down, and now I can't find the stupid gear. :explode:
 
J

JONJONAUG

Cajungal said:
AUGH I'm an idiot. I was doing the knights of nine quest in Oblivion, but then I did something that prevented me from wearing the crusader armor. So instead of carrying it around with me, I stashed it somewhere and wrote down where I left it. Well, I can't find the notebook where I wrote that down, and now I can't find the stupid gear. :explode:
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I always just leave all my stuff in the cheap home you can get in the Imperial City Waterfront.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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That's what I thought I did at first... then I went to that crazy dude's house in Skingrad and a few other places..... blah!!!
 

The cat is fucknuts crazy today, endlessly complaning for no apparent reason. I thought she'd calmed down and then I started reading the forum, and now every time I laugh she looks at me and meows in this accusing way.

I hate cats.
 
Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Hey, left ear? Ahem, I said "HEY, LEFT EAR?!?!" YOU WANNA EVENTUALLY SPIT OUT ALL OF THAT WHATEVERTHEFUCK YOU HAVE CLOGGED IN THERE SINCE I GOT SICK? IT'S REALLY STARTING TO ANNOYING ME NOW! THANK YOU! Asshole.
 
Y

Yoink

Damn you, Jagged Alliance 2

You are devouring my free time like a black hole. Again. Why do you have to be so good?
 
Jake

Jake

Thanks to the new improved Facebook, I'm greeted by a picture of the scratches across the fat bulbous ass of a friend of a high school acquaintance in my "highlights" panel. On the plus side, I did find a Greasemonkey script that will edit out all the annoying quizzes from my feed.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Not a rant; I'm just concerned and am asking for good vibes, prayers, thoughts... whatever you subscribe to... for you sweet little cousin. He's really not well, and they took him to the doctor this week to see what the diagnosis is. He's such a good-natured little boy, and I love him to death... I hate that he's sick. :( It sounds kind of like the flu, but they're not sure.
 
Gusto

Gusto

Cajungal said:
Not a rant; I'm just concerned and am asking for good vibes, prayers, thoughts... whatever you subscribe to... for you sweet little cousin. He's really not well, and they took him to the doctor this week to see what the diagnosis is. He's such a good-natured little boy, and I love him to death... I hate that he's sick. :( It sounds kind of like the flu, but they're not sure.
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Dear Little Cousin.

Good good again. Get well soon, bro.

ALL MY LOVE,
Internetman

:)

Seriously, best wishes. :)
 
Gared

Gared

I do not have time to stay on the phone with you while you check 15 different spam filter layers to see why you're not receiving my emails, please, for the love of god, give me an alternate email address I can send this to.
 
fade

fade

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My rant is about this forum. I've just about stopped coming here because EVERY SINGLE DISCUSSION devolves into a bare-knuckled argument anymore. Why? Understand that opinion is opinion. 99% of the arguments are over someone's personal view on some matter and no amount of facts will ever change that. Or people argue with an anecdote. You can't argue with that--it happened! You can argue that it's not always that way, but something tells me the person who posted the anecdote is more than aware of that little tidbit of information. It almost seems like it offends people if you post an opinion or an anecdote. It's like you punched their invalid grandmother in the mouth...

I like to argue (debate, rather), but it's getting to be a parody of itself.
 
Fun Size

Fun Size

fade said:
My rant is about this forum. I've just about stopped coming here because EVERY SINGLE DISCUSSION devolves into a bare-knuckled argument anymore. Why? Understand that opinion is opinion. 99% of the arguments are over someone's personal view on some matter and no amount of facts will ever change that. Or people argue with an anecdote. You can't argue with that--it happened! You can argue that it's not always that way, but something tells me the person who posted the anecdote is more than aware of that little tidbit of information. It almost seems like it offends people if you post an opinion or an anecdote. It's like you punched their invalid grandmother in the mouth...

I like to argue (debate, rather), but it's getting to be a parody of itself.
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Dude, you are so wrong I don't know why you get out of bed in the morning.

Just doing my part to try and keep every thread devolving into smart assery instead of arguments.
Fun Size, AWAY!
 
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