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Philosopher B.
dammit, slower than the philosopher
Rant VI: Now Drama Free
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makare
Philosopher B. I was not kidding the second i posted that thing about rabies my cat sneezed in my face. I think she thought my joke was distasteful.... or she has kitty allergies. I dont know.
Rant IV - Now Drama [STRIKE]Free![/STRIKE]
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Wasabi Poptart
Body of Christ: Now available with a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair-trigger.
BRB, convertan....
BRB, convertan....
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Wasabi Poptart
Jesus says: Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.
Yes, but what would Jesus buy?
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makare
Jesus is looking fiiiiine.
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Wasabi Poptart
Yes, but what would Jesus buy?[/QUOTE]
A boomstick. Oh and maybe some chips.
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Element 117
oh my god, this thread.
I want to marry Krisken. Or keep him in the freezer. Whatever.
I want to marry Krisken. Or keep him in the freezer. Whatever.
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makare
but... he's my little olive 
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Wasabi Poptart
I bet he's delish with a little gin and vermouth.but... he's my little olive
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makare
Hmm I like to think of him more as a nice salty greek olive.
fuck now im hungry.
fuck now im hungry.
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Element 117
I will do whatever it takes to get Wasabi Poptart elected Queen.
Also, we're going to need a lot of gin.
Also, we're going to need a lot of gin.
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Philosopher B.
Wildsoul.
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Element 117
I was wondering who you are.
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Wasabi Poptart
I was Wildsoul. And I shall be Queen!
And her first act as Queen is to declare herself KIIIING!
Wait.... joke not as funny in reverse. *sadtrombone*
Wait.... joke not as funny in reverse. *sadtrombone*
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Element 117
I would see a video of this.
I would see a video of this.[/QUOTE]
Lacking both webcam and trombone, you'd be disappointed, lass.
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Wasabi Poptart
I would see a video of this.[/QUOTE]
Lacking both webcam and trombone, you'd be disappointed, lass.[/QUOTE]
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Element 117
I would see a video of this.[/QUOTE]
Lacking both webcam and trombone, you'd be disappointed, lass.[/QUOTE]
You have money. Buy a cheepy cam. And then improvise with a prop and mouth generated SFX.
...... I've got nothing. Best Buy awaits.
Alternate answer: Money? You DO know what I do for a living, right? Money! *belly laugh*
Alternate answer: Money? You DO know what I do for a living, right? Money! *belly laugh*
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Wasabi Poptart
You have a dashboard cam in your work vehicle, right? Go hack it or something so you can record and upload to the web. lmao
*chuckles* Actually, no dashcam for me. My department's too cheap to spring 'em for everyone. Only a couple of officers get 'em, and the selection process is random.
Otherwise, I would SO freakin' do this. *grins* I may have to see about mounting the damned eyeball on my work terminal and installing the software for it. They just came off a maintenance cycle, so it wouldn't need checked again for a couple months..... Hmmm.....
Otherwise, I would SO freakin' do this. *grins* I may have to see about mounting the damned eyeball on my work terminal and installing the software for it. They just came off a maintenance cycle, so it wouldn't need checked again for a couple months..... Hmmm.....
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Element 117
You moonlight, remember?
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I can wire you some funds, if you're really that bad off. For a price.
You moonlight, remember?
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I can wire you some funds, if you're really that bad off. For a price.[/QUOTE]
I am interested in subscribing to your newsletter... *grins*
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