Putainasse de salopeass de merdeass de poufiasse de conasse de scheisse und ficken von VITTU!!!!
I had gone so long without something unfortunate happening to any of my police vehicles, and today, whilst driving the transport wagon, some son of a coprophilic pedophilic mongolian clusterfuck decides to rear-end me, whilst I was beginning a left-hand turn.
Not my fault, once again, but there's always a little bit of stigma associated with an accident, and it's the last thing that I need right now...