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Do you remember I've talked sometimes about a girl we called "the cosplayer girl"?

I just got an e-mail from her asking me if any of my friends from "my forum" is an american that would want to do a road trip through route 66 with her this summer. Because she decided the next trip she'll do will be a road trip, but she can't drive and prefers to go with somebody I may somewhat know online than with a complete stranger.

Somebody interested?

that is on odd request. Alas.... I'm not anywhere near that.

Someone call shego.

I request that it be filmed.

Although I fit all the criteria....I must pass. My wife might be a little upset at me.

... Yyyyyeaaaah... much as I would love to do a road trip, I dislike the idea of paying alimony/child support for the rest of my life.

Officer_Charon said:

... Yyyyyeaaaah... much as I would love to do a road trip, I dislike the idea of paying alimony/child support for the rest of my life.

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Jesus! What kind of trip do you think this is?

Dave;456206][QUOTE=Officer_Charon said:

... Yyyyyeaaaah... much as I would love to do a road trip, I dislike the idea of paying alimony/child support for the rest of my life.

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Jesus! What kind of trip do you think this is?[/QUOTE]

The kind that would make his wife leave him?

makare;456208][QUOTE=Dave;456206][QUOTE=Officer_Charon said:

... Yyyyyeaaaah... much as I would love to do a road trip, I dislike the idea of paying alimony/child support for the rest of my life.

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Jesus! What kind of trip do you think this is?[/QUOTE]

The kind that would make his wife leave him?[/QUOTE]

HA! I didn't even look at who wrote that! I read it as having to pay alimony/child support to HER! Reading comprehension fail of epic levels!!

If I had any money, I would definitely go for this.

Route 66 is a lot of road, holmes.

How many days on the road are we talking about here?

Dave;456206][QUOTE=Officer_Charon said:

... Yyyyyeaaaah... much as I would love to do a road trip, I dislike the idea of paying alimony/child support for the rest of my life.

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Jesus! What kind of trip do you think this is?[/QUOTE]

It doesn't matter what kind of roadtrip he thinks it is, or for that matter what kind of roadtrip it actually is.

All that matters is what kind of roadtrip his wife thinks it is...

Vagabond said:

Route 66 is a lot of road, holmes.

How many days on the road are we talking about here?

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As many days as you need, Boss.

The hell kinda request is this.

a request... for companionship.

Gusto said:

The hell kinda request is this.

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That is what I was thinking an odd request.

I think that's kinda cool; I can speak to having nothing but good experiences meeting my forumites abroad! Jelly knows this first hand!

Also I'd love to do a States roadtrip one day but it won't be next summer. I do promise you all, though, I will crisscross the US one day, and each of you better hang out with me when I'm in your town. OR I WILL RAZE IT TO THE GROUND.

How long before Dave get's arrested for running a prostitution website?

If I were twelve years younger, I'd likely do it... I had summers off back then.

Well, he hasn't responded in the last 10 minutes so...

If she wants to go roadtripping with forumites I have a crazy idea that maybe she'd have a better chance if she joined the forum and asked herself.


Crazy idea.

Element 117 said:

If she wants to go roadtripping with forumites I have a crazy idea that maybe she'd have a better chance if she joined the forum and asked herself.


Crazy idea.

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WHOA NOW LADY

Listen, clearly this a person of status and she has people to do that kind of thing for her. She has people to find a chaffeur, a person who will be another 'people'! That's freaking ritzy! Don't question that!

Alternate thread title: Pimp my Cosplayer Girl

Officer_Charon said:

Alternate thread title: Pimp my Cosplayer Girl, be her ride.

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fixed.

That's something I've been interested in doing, even though I hate driving. I think a dedicated/serious road trip might be worth the sacrifice. The main problem is "What do I do when I get to the other side? Turn around and drive back home? Sell the car and fly back?" The reason I could almost do it now is that I'm on the Atlantic side, so when this job finishes, I could drive west and end at home. But would I buy a cheap car? I've heard that rental agencies will sometimes give discounts on certain one-way trips, if they want to get the car back to the other side of the country, where it originated. Moving companies also do similar with their vehicles.

Recreate some of this and I might be more interested.

Element 117 said:

If she wants to go roadtripping with forumites I have a crazy idea that maybe she'd have a better chance if she joined the forum and asked herself.


Crazy idea.

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Yes, no.

I'd like to have her as far as possible from this forum's threads about her.

(I have to go take my little sister to school, but i'll be back soon to be a productive member of this thread!)

you can see where this backfires right? When she and I go for a cross country ride, what would we talk about hour after hour?

I might be able to accomdate a late summer road trip, but nothing before July.

yeahhhh.... no.

Hehehehe, Amy is gong to take cosplaygirl for a RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE.

(then SJ offs himself)

Is your friend aware of how long it would take to drive Route 66? She's asking someone to drive her almost 4,000 km one way.

If your asking if I want to wake up in a bathtub full of ice without one of my kidneys, then no.

We have threads about this girl? Did I miss something? Is this the kind of ex gf?

When will she be arriving.
Where will she be arriving.
What is her timeframe.
Where is she to be dropped off.
What is her financial outlook for the trip.
How long would her relatives look for the body.
Does she have any family in law enforcement.
Is she still single.
Is she open minded.
How comfortable is she with possible felony charges.
Would she like to rent a car or split cost on using my personal vehicle.

Espy said:

We have threads about this girl? Did I miss something? Is this the kind of ex gf?

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This one, for example: http://www.halforums.com/forum/t13797/

But it's more like the kind of girl that is to me like an ex gf without we ever having been an item in the first place because I'm still immature and pretty pathetic with romantic relationships...

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Shegokigo said:

When will she be arriving.
Where will she be arriving.
What is her timeframe.
Where is she to be dropped off.
What is her financial outlook for the trip.
How long would her relatives look for the body.
Does she have any family in law enforcement.
Is she still single.
Is she open minded.
How comfortable is she with possible felony charges.
Would she like to rent a car or split cost on using my personal vehicle.

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Shego made me laugh and also rised very interesting points about her vague request.

SJ: if she does decides to join the forum, I'm sure one of the mods will be more than happy to delete your thread

You did start it, you can request to have it wiped
(I'm assuming of course)

Sounds fun.

True Chibi and we all saved the pictures anyway

Don't worry guys, it's gonna be me.

Indeed it is.

Baer loves himself the open road.

I'm being serious.

I wasn't denying your seriousness. I know you would love a road trip.

I used to routinely drive the stretch of Route 66 from Amarillo to Albuquerque.

Tain't nuthin on that stretch but sand and mountains.

And no, I can't go. I can't get out of work, and more importantly, what Dave and Officer said goes double for me.

GasBandit said:

And no, I can't go. I can't get out of work, and more importantly, what Dave and Officer said goes double for me.

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Both your wives would be upset?

No no no... he said Albuquerque, not Salt Lake City.

Krisken said:

Baer loves himself the open road.

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Am I the only one who read that as "loves himself on the open road"?

makare said:

11% of Men Masturbate While Driving — The Ghanaian Journal

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No. Just no.

... the fuck is wrong with some people?

shifting turns them on.

In all honestly, SJ's friend and I have been emailing back and forth this week and are planning to do this trip together. All you married folks don't need to worry anymore.

I'm glad I can still worry then.

Aww Vagoo, you're so adorable.

Tress;458366][QUOTE=makare said:

11% of Men Masturbate While Driving — The Ghanaian Journal

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No. Just no.

... the fuck is wrong with some people?[/QUOTE]

That's all I could think about the "Sit or Stand?" thread.

Baerdog said:

In all honestly, SJ's friend and I have been emailing back and forth this week and are planning to do this trip together. All you married folks don't need to worry anymore.

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and thus began what would become the Summer of Roadside Blood and Fire