^ doesn't know that Santa is actually Satan, incarnate. He has to make clones to possess b/c he is so evil, he rots his own body. That's why he always looks old and bloated.
I was going to stop at 666 for today, but than I noticed I'm only 2 posts behind Vuta. Having second-most posts is unlikely to ever happen to me again, so I'm taking advantage of her.
Err, her being off line, that is.