Say Something About the Previous Poster IV: The Wrath of ED!

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^ is servicing my loved ones as we speak. My mother DOESNT like it when you're postin gon a forum while licking her, you asshole, be a bit considerate.
 
^ is fully aware that he's one of those things. Takes his revenge by forcing himself on other people in their spare time.
 
^Yup, he's been staring at my eyes. I warn everybody, don't look in my eyes! I'll stare RIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL. But do they listen? No. No, they don't. And now they're complaining. Oy! How they're complaining. It's his own damn fault if he's now compelled to post in this here thread, I told him he should be wary of the Eyes of the Owl. It's too late now, though. His title may still read "can escape", but deep down, he knows that, from this day forth, he's One of Us.
 
^ evil knows no bounds. I was a lurker since the previous two incarnations of this forum community but I was pulled into this...event horizon. I shall now join the collective. Resistance is futile.
 
^We are the HALForum. He will be assimilated. His biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.
 
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Scarlet Varlet

^ Is an ichor drooling, surprise butt-seksing, lice infested, fart breathing, camel shagging, pus guzzling, Vogon Poetry loving, unshorn, grammar nazifying, penny pinching, 'Merde' uttering, nose picking, maggot chewing, drug dealing, short changing, daddy long legs tripping, child porn perusing, sewer dwelling, zit pinching, forum hustling, Bucklely hugging, gold farming, spam sending, greasy faced, lite beer drinking, top posting, toe jammed, double parking, Uwe Boll worshipping, cab stealing, trouser shitting, queue jumping, unabombing, water polluting, Britney Spears song-singing, conspicuous consuming, overdue library book keeping, gas guzzler driving, over zealous, stock price manipulating, buggy code writing, bad art drawing, tax evading, rumour spreading, off colour remarking, laundry nicking, politics spinning, dandruff shedding, graffiti marking, bed wetting, kitten drowning, pyramid scheme running poop head!
 
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is a lollipop stealing, mouth breathing, ass kissing, Buckley worshiping, puss filled, dumpster diving, toe jam eating, post whoring sorry excuse for a little red faced troll
 
^ wears yellow. In old times, he would have been decapitated for this, unless he were an emperor or the like.
 
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Dunny

Has a face that even a mother couldn't love.

(That's right, I went OLD SCHOOL)
 
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Scarlet Varlet

^ Plays in traffic - which is bad because he's a traffic cop.
 
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