Say Something About the Previous Poster: Redux

[Bubble181]

^gets angry when someone proclaims owls > cats.

 

[Cat]

Is living a lie.

 

[Bubble181]

Is living with lice.

 

[Cat]

Is alone and jealous.

 

[Sparhawk]

^
hates it when people start talking about making catgut strings for instruments

 

[Cat]

Hates that raccoons are useless

 

[Hylian]

^ only had enough money for one cigarette

 

[Batdan]

^
Floyd the Barber cuts his hair

 

[Kovac]

Only has one leg

 

[Batdan]

^
Has a peg head due to dangerous shark encounter.

 

[Hylian]

^ hired the shark

 

[Batdan]

^
Damn police informant

*note to self rehire the shark*

 

[The Mike]

Has a thing for catnip

 

[Batdan]

^
Narc

 

[Hylian]

^ Probably wishes he hadn’t said that in front of his parole officer

 

[The Mike]

Is also my client so chill

 

[Batdan]

^
Not just the president of the Fur Club for Cats

 

[Hylian]

^ is wearing a fur coat

 

[Batdan]

^
Dares to call me "Mr. Bigglesworth" behind my back.

Don't think I didn't hear you. I predict that soon you may need a bigger boat.

 

[The Mike]

Can see the future

 

[bigcountry23]

Can't remember the past. :falldown:

 

[Hylian]

^ has no past

 

[The Mike]

Could use some Advil

 

[Qonas]

^ Is pretty pompous, thinking he's the only Mike. :humph:

 

[Batdan]

^
Lost his eye in a stampede at Wal-Mart.

 

[Hylian]

^ found the eye

 

[The Mike]

^Looks suspicious

 

[Qonas]

^Looks........like a pear??

 

[Hylian]

^ looks like Uranus

 

[Qonas]

^Steals jokes from Tony Kornheiser

 

[The Mike]

^Wishes he was a Mike

 

[Batdan]

^
tosses the fruit salad

 

[Hylian]

tosses catnip into the salad

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Takes a dump in the salad.

 

[The Mike]

Eats the salad