B Batdan Dec 9, 2008 #597 ^ What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs and runs over your neighbor's dog? What's good for a snack and fits on your back? SCARLET VARLET!
^ What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs and runs over your neighbor's dog? What's good for a snack and fits on your back? SCARLET VARLET!
S Scarlet Varlet Dec 9, 2008 #600 ^ Has had his beloved ice cream bar since he was a child. People always trying to take it away, why can't they leave them alone?!?
^ Has had his beloved ice cream bar since he was a child. People always trying to take it away, why can't they leave them alone?!?
S Scarlet Varlet Dec 9, 2008 #603 ^ Next in line to be indicted in a scandal: Transporting mynahs over sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
^ Next in line to be indicted in a scandal: Transporting mynahs over sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
S Scarlet Varlet Dec 9, 2008 #608 ^ When he first heard of Funk & Wagnalls, he thought they sounded the sort to party with.
S Scarlet Varlet Dec 9, 2008 #613 ^ Is in a conference call with Fluffy, Mr. Woogums, Socks and Mittens, to discuss scaling back the percentage of mice to share with pet owners in this tough economy.
^ Is in a conference call with Fluffy, Mr. Woogums, Socks and Mittens, to discuss scaling back the percentage of mice to share with pet owners in this tough economy.
S Scarlet Varlet Dec 9, 2008 #617 ^ Asked OJ Simpson, as he was going to Las Vegas to meet some dealers in sports memorbilia, to retrieve his Marbles Champion 2002 trophy.
^ Asked OJ Simpson, as he was going to Las Vegas to meet some dealers in sports memorbilia, to retrieve his Marbles Champion 2002 trophy.