Say Something About the Previous Poster VII: Ragnarök

[Sparhawk]

^
is always waiting near the showers for someone to drop their soap

 

[North_Ranger]

Has a cold nose, or so people tell.

 

[Sparhawk]

^
lives in a place so cold that everyone has a cold nose, and shrinkage

 

[edzepp]

is practically microscopic. Is anything down there?

 

[Cajungal]

Projects his ...issues onto others.

 

[North_Ranger]

Has walked into a ruler salesman's dream come true.

 

[Sparhawk]

^
sells rulers, at a discount

 

[Baerdog]

^ Was right behind them when they dropped the soap.

 

[North_Ranger]

Is applying a blunt object with great kinetic force onto a tamed equine that has experienced exitus.

 

[Sparhawk]

^
used lots of words to say "beating a dead horse"

 

[Pojodan]

^
uses a lot of arm muscles to beat a dead horse.

 

[Wahad]

^uses a stick. A very pointy one.

 

[Hylian]

^ cheats by using a spear

 

[Pojodan]

^
prefers wooden mallets.

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

^ Beats his head with his fists, the traditional way.

 

[Hylian]

Hurt his hands last time he hit his head thanks to his horns

 

[North_Ranger]

Uses corporal punishment, usually administered upon the behind, to his simian.

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

Wears a helm to protect him from falling coconuts, comets and hippos.

 

[North_Ranger]

Wears protective goggles, because, y'know, when you try to stitch together pieces from various corpses, they tend to squirt out stuff.

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Knows that coconuts migrate

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

^ Has witnessed two swallows carrying one.

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Knows its only a model

 

[Pojodan]

^
believes.

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

^ Hasn't got shit on him.

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Has only a scratch and not mortally wounded.

 

[North_Ranger]

Seeks a woman with large... tracts of land.

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

^ Was turned into a newt ... but got better.

 

[North_Ranger]

Weighs more than a duck.

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

^ Attempts to float very small rocks.

 

[North_Ranger]

Has vicious teeth.

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

^ Asks Brother Maynard for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

 

[North_Ranger]

Ate his bard.

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

^ Did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

 

[North_Ranger]

Skipped ahead.

 

[Scarlet Varlet]

^ Was in perilous peril.