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[Hylian]

^ is jealous

< is never jealous :humph:

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Is as jealous as Jealous McJealouston of the noble line of McJealoustons after having come second place in the national Jealously Jealous Jealousy Contest.

v Is ten times as jealous as that.

 

[Bubble181]

^ is mocking me and my clinical depression, reminding me that striving for other people's luck is ill-fated, and that I just accept the fact that I'm not as sexy and successful as he is. :waah:

 

[Hylian]

^ knows that he is not sexier than anyone

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Has been arrested on occasion for his extreme sexiness.

 

[Bubble181]

^ is too sexy for his shirt

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Stole my best shirt and needs to give it back.

 

[Bubble181]

^is so sexy it hurts.

*holds on to shirt so he can smell that manly musk*

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Is crazy.

< *Whacks Bubble, grabs the shirt*

 

[Bubble181]

^popped me

< is hurtin' realbad now :waah:

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Is exaggerating.

< Only really gave him a gentle shove.

 

[Bubble181]

^ underestimates his own prowess when it comes to popping bubbles
^ is responsible for the dot com bubble, the real estate bubble, the banking bubble, the car industry bubble, and now me.
^ should really be more careful.

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Has awaken me and made me see the error of my ways.

 

[Bubble181]

^ is enlightened.

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Helped me get there. Can help ghost-write my upcoming book on how I became enlightened and found a better way of life.

 

[Bubble181]

^ will be raking in millions as founder of a new cult that will attract hundreds of mad fangirls who want to sleep with the prophet. Should share with his spiritual guide.

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Can have all the girls without freckles.

 

[Hylian]

^ Shall die in the third year of his reign. The night shall be cold and a new star shall be born in the skies as a celebration of his death.

 

[Bubble181]

^^has made me a great offer...But dammit, I like freckles too. Ahh, the conundrum!

^ thinks it'll rain all day and night with PB as ruler.

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Has a thing for freckles. Can stop worrying, as if I come across twins with freckles, I'll give him half.

 

[Bubble181]

^is an odd, odd person. Twins! With freckles! How could you give up either?!

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Would do crazy things to get with freckled twins. Possibly even more than he'd do for a Klondike bar.

 

[Bubble181]

^is quite right. Actually, right now I'd do pretty crazy things to be with a single freckled girl. I even know which girl, but alas, no luck.

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Is a sad lonely owl up in his roost, cooing a lonely tune.

 

[Bubble181]

^ hoot...hohooot. Hoo. *sniff*

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Has my sympathy. And my kleenex, on loan.

 

[Bubble181]

^ loans out kleenex. I wonder what he does with them afterwards

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Doesn't realize that I search through them looking for lost art and Shakespearean sonnets.

 

[Bubble181]

^should be careful what he wishes for, lest he finds a Shakespearean love sonnet in his honour in mine.

 

[North_Ranger]

Threatens people with verse.

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Is well versed in matters of verse.

 

[Bubble181]

^should realise he's in the wrong part of the multiverse

 

[Hylian]

^ should realize that he doesn't belong in this universe

 

[Bubble181]

^should say something witty and easily taken out of context.

 

[Hylian]

^ should be reading through the GG archives rather than posting here