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[Sparhawk]

^
knows that if I ever see your penis would be two times too many

 

[Bubble181]

^ will now forever have to wonder, every time he sees a penis in some porn movie, if doesn't happen to be mine.

 

[Sparhawk]

^
is wrong, so very very wrong

 

[Bubble181]

^implies he knows exactly what my penis looks like, that he never watches porn, or that he wouldn't care if it was my penis he saw in porn. All of these are bad.

 

[Sparhawk]

^
would be hitting the proverbial nail on the head with the doesn't watch porn statement

 

[Bubble181]

^ doesn't need porn. Is either asexual, prepubescent, in a good relationship with lots of sex, having sex with random people, or not male. :-P

(I'm kidding, I'm kidding)
No I'm not

Really, I am

 

[Dunny]

Isn't sure if he himself is kidding or not.

 

[Bubble181]

^ knows that there is no certainty, there is only doubt.

 

[Sparhawk]

^
can't get a clue, apparently

 

[Dunny]

Knows that clues are like Pokemon. Gotta catch 'em all!

 

[Bubble181]

^Doesn't give a clue unless asked very politely.

 

[North_Ranger]

Is clueless like a female member of the English aristocracy in a Sherlock Holmes story.

 

[ThatGrinningIdiot!]

^ Is Watson to my Sherlock Holmes.

 

[Sparhawk]

^
gives himself too much credit, is really more like Rattigan

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Is Toby the dog.

 

[Sparhawk]

^
is really Rizzo the Rat, he just uses the picture to get more acclaim

 

[North_Ranger]

Is actually a caffeine-addicted worm creature.

 

[Shawn]

^
Is not welcome here.

 

[Pojodan]

^
Feels strongly about certain things

 

[North_Ranger]

Has probably heard enough fur jokes to last him a lifetime twice over.

 

[edzepp]

probably contributed to the problem.

 

[North_Ranger]

Is not part of the solution.

 

[Shawn]

^
Bathes in the sweat and tears of orphans.

 

[North_Ranger]

Has a chip on his shoulder, it seems.

 

[Shawn]

^
Doesn't know that would actually be peanut butter.

 

[North_Ranger]

Hopefully will not tell us how on earth he got peanut butter on his shoulder.

 

[Shawn]

^
Won't be told "I missed the designated spreading area"

 

[North_Ranger]

Contradicts himself.

 

[Shawn]

^
Likes it that way.

 

[North_Ranger]

Assumes much.

 

[major.stubble]

Hides Oscar Wild's "Wit for Dramatically Challenged Dwarfs" in his beard.

 

[Bubble181]

^ is highly dangerous to bearded dwarves.

 

[Hylian]

^ isnt dangerous at all

 

[Bubble181]

^ has never been at the receiving end of one of my razor-sharp jokes that instill fear in the hearts of men.
Neither has anyone else.

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Is actually brilliant and hides it so people won't be jealous.

v Is jealous.