Sharting at work.

[Matt²]

The dude must have IBS or lactose intolerance.

And, yes, sitting is the way to prevent any such catastrophic colonic calamities.

no. it isn't. not always. in fact, it can give you a false sense of security.

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I was in a stall because it lets me read the paper without disapproving stares.

Wait wait are you implying you've stood at a urinal and read a paper?[/QUOTE]

I've actually been places where they had newspaper tacked to a corkboard, hanging just above urinals, so yes.

 

[IronBrig4]

Incidentally, newspapers and TV's above urinals makes people follow urinal etiquette because they won't be tempted to look sideways. That's one of the most important rules.

 

[Fun Size]

I was playing soccer once and had to take a shit really bad. I ran behind some bushes and had an epic dump. Used my underwear to wipe my ass, left them there, and went back to playing commando. Dat's how the Chaz-meister rolls.

So...that was an alpha shart then?

 

[Cajungal]

I was playing soccer once and had to take a shit really bad. I ran behind some bushes and had an epic dump. Used my underwear to wipe my ass, left them there, and went back to playing commando. Dat's how the Chaz-meister rolls.

So...that was an alpha shart then?[/QUOTE]

Chaz makes twosies like an real man. You weenies and your porcelain lady-seats...