Shoutbox archive

[Dave]

Dec 24, 2012 3:27 PM - Emrys: Happy birthday, Bubble181. A cooler owl I have never know.
Dec 24, 2012 7:27 PM - David: Are Skyrim: Dawnguard or Hearthfire worth it for their current sale prices? ($10 and 2.50, respectively)
Dec 24, 2012 7:39 PM - Krisken: Eh. Dawnguard was fun, but only brought me back to the game for a short while. It depends how much you plan to play the game I guess
Dec 25, 2012 1:57 AM - bhamv3: I'm waiting for the inevitable GotY version to be released. Speaking of which, Bethesda hurry up with the GotY version!

 

[Dave]

Dec 25, 2012 1:59 PM - bhamv3: Gah, I need to learn to stop getting into online debates with people who have positions so entrenched they might as well be trees. It's left me raging at the keyboard and I think I've developed at least three new ulcers.
Dec 25, 2012 6:13 PM - Emrys: Console yourself with a scone and minced reindeer.
Dec 25, 2012 6:32 PM - Krisken: bhamv3, you'd be one of the few who learned that lesson, and I'm including myself in those who occasionally forgets it from time to time.

 

[Dave]

Dec 27, 2012 10:07 AM - Guest: Hi guys
Dec 27, 2012 10:19 AM - bhamv3: Welcome monsieur, sit yourself down
Dec 27, 2012 12:53 PM - Bubble181: and meet the best inn-keeper in town....*dweedeldedeee*
Dec 27, 2012 2:52 PM - stienman: as for the rest, all of 'em crooks
Dec 27, 2012 9:36 PM - Adam: Rooking the guests and cooking the books
Dec 27, 2012 11:26 PM - bhamv3: Seldom do you see
Dec 27, 2012 11:56 PM - Squidleybits: Honest folks like meeeee

 

[Dave]

Dec 28, 2012 5:06 AM - DarkAudit: A gent of good intent who's content to be
Dec 28, 2012 8:10 AM - David: Didn't this originate on halforums or am I confused with a different owl picture? http://9gag.com/gag/6164536
Dec 28, 2012 8:13 AM - redthirtyone: yup - HF prime
Dec 28, 2012 11:03 AM - Bubble181: Yup. Wasn't it Charon who posted that picture? I do'nt remember, someone rescued an owl anyway, and it wasn't me
Dec 28, 2012 4:53 PM - Officer_Charon: I didn't post that, but I'm glad that I've been here long enough to start being associated with forum memes. *grins*
Dec 28, 2012 6:12 PM - Gusto: Achievement unlocked...?
Dec 28, 2012 6:34 PM - Adam: One of us! One of us!
Dec 29, 2012 12:49 AM - Krisken: You poor bastard.
Dec 29, 2012 1:13 AM - ThatNickGuy: http://www.the-gutters.com/comic/210-dave-lanphear
Dec 29, 2012 1:13 AM - ThatNickGuy: KIRKMAN!!
Dec 29, 2012 1:15 AM - Officer_Charon:
Dec 29, 2012 1:17 AM - ThatNickGuy:
Dec 29, 2012 1:44 AM - Bones: wow...thats pretty crazy

 

[Dave]

Dec 29, 2012 3:44 PM - General Specific: The problem with internet quotations is that it is hard to verify their authenticity. -- Abraham Lincoln
Dec 29, 2012 8:08 PM - Krisken: Fuck this shit, I can do better as a solo artist! -Art Garfunkle
Dec 30, 2012 1:43 AM - Timmus: Bad luck Art Garfunkle

 

[Dave]

Dec 30, 2012 at 7:16 PM - Bubble181: Hey Dave , if you read this, could you look at my porfolio? It seems to have gone the way of Netscape

 

[Dave]

Dec 31, 2012 5:04 AM - Dave: I will now.
Dec 31, 2012 5:07 AM - Dave: Sent error to devs. Do you remember what stock you last purchased?
Dec 31, 2012 3:10 PM - Bubble181: Definitely a European one...I think one of the German issues. Thanks, but it's still borked, by the way: I *clearly* remember having 10x as much money ;-P
Dec 31, 2012 3:12 PM - Bubble181: Probably unrelated: was THQ delisted due to bankruptcy or is it strange that it's gone?
Dec 31, 2012 3:23 PM - Bubble181: I really should learn to read the thre
Dec 31, 2012 3:24 PM - Bubble181: -ad before writing here Nevermind! Thanks, and have a nice new year's eve followed by a better new year!
Dec 31, 2012 7:31 PM - Emrys: I bought my mom a new laptop for her birthday and am taking it out for a spin. Wheeeee!
Dec 31, 2012 11:16 PM - Wahad: Happy not-yet-drunk new year from GMT+1!

 

[Dave]

Jan 1, 2013 6:01 AM - Krisken: Happy new year from the midwest folks!

 

[Dave]

Jan 2, 2013 6:25 AM - CrimsonSoul: I bought myself RPG Maker off steam for christmas. Now to make a game!
Jan 2, 2013 6:56 AM - bhamv3: I thought about getting RPG maker, but I just know I'll end up making nothing but H-games.
Jan 2, 2013 10:49 AM - FnordBear: You say that like it is a bad thing.
Jan 2, 2013 5:24 PM - CrimsonSoul: H-games?
Jan 2, 2013 5:49 PM - CrimsonSoul: Sigh. Why did I google that.
Jan 2, 2013 6:34 PM - Azurephoenix: And why did I google it after you did...
Jan 2, 2013 7:53 PM - Allen who is Quiet: They are games that teach you about the letter H. Now there is no need to google them.
Jan 2, 2013 7:58 PM - CrimsonSoul: THE ALLEN IS A LIE!
Jan 2, 2013 9:10 PM - stienman:

Jan 2, 2013 9:59 PM - BananaHands: OH MY GOD STOMA iodhgaoidghsag
Jan 3, 2013 12:46 AM - Allen who is Quiet: Which reality would you prefer to live in? The one where H-games are educational and teach about the letter H or the cold reality?
Jan 3, 2013 1:29 AM - bhamv3: Well I can't speak for anyone else, but I already know a lot about the letter H, so...

 

[Dave]

Jan 2, 2013 at 10:39 PM - Terrik: GATORS NO! DON'T FAIL ME NOW!
Jan 3, 2013 at 2:51 AM - FnordBear: Gator meat is rather tasty when grilled and basted in yellow bbq sauce.
Jan 3, 2013 at 9:05 AM - stienman: What is yellow bbq sauce?
Jan 3, 2013 at 9:26 AM - LittleKagsin: It means it's mustard based, and the recipe most likely came from South Carolina.
Jan 3, 2013 at 9:33 AM - David: Sigh. I thought I could be sly and simply google search for Stoma without having to look at it. Why did you decide the web search needed a row of pictures as well, google?
Jan 3, 2013 at 9:52 AM - FnordBear: South Carolina does have the best yellow BBQ around. Source: SC native.
Jan 3, 2013 at 9:55 AM - David: So what you're saying is, your opinion is biased?
Jan 3, 2013 at 10:07 AM - FnordBear: Educated, not biased. :3
Jan 3, 2013 at 1:51 PM - figmentPez: LK knows her BBQ.
Jan 3, 2013 at 2:52 PM - Officer_Charon: Memphis BBQ is best BBQ
Jan 3, 2013 at 3:52 PM - FnordBear: I like my BBQ flavored with a hint of delicious racism.
Jan 3, 2013 at 3:57 PM - Wahad: I like my BBQ like I...like my women?
Jan 3, 2013 at 3:57 PM - Wahad: ...now I'm trying to come up with something that doesn't sound horribly racist
Jan 3, 2013 at 4:00 PM - Wahad: Hot and in abundance
Jan 3, 2013 at 4:00 PM - Wahad: there you go
Jan 3, 2013 at 4:05 PM - FnordBear: "Thick and sassy"
Jan 3, 2013 at 4:48 PM - stienman: Sweet and spicy?
Jan 3, 2013 at 5:02 PM - Gusto: Dark and rich?
Jan 3, 2013 at 5:26 PM - Azurephoenix: Sticky and smoky?
Jan 3, 2013 at 5:32 PM - WasabiPoptart: Slow roasted and juicy?
Jan 3, 2013 at 5:33 PM - Adam: Jay and Silent Bob?
Jan 3, 2013 at 7:39 PM - bhamv3: Oozing red fluid?
Jan 3, 2013 at 7:49 PM - Dave: Sizzling hot and dripping over my meat?
Jan 3, 2013 at 9:53 PM - WasabiPoptart: Strapped to a rack and wiped with a mop?

 

[Dave]

Jan 4, 2013 5:04 AM - Terrik: Writhing and struggling to get free?
Jan 4, 2013 5:18 AM - bhamv3: what kinda BBQ sauce do they give you in China?
Jan 4, 2013 5:38 AM - DarkAudit: is Jay okay? I posted a redhead and he didn't even blink.
Jan 4, 2013 6:03 AM - figmentPez: Redhead? All I've seen from you are cookies.
Jan 4, 2013 6:15 AM - DarkAudit: the Buckwild thread... one of the girls in the cast is from up here.
Jan 4, 2013 3:55 PM - Guest: ?
Jan 4, 2013 6:05 PM - stienman: Well that went swimmingly! Well done everyone!
Jan 4, 2013 6:10 PM - stienman: Today's phrase is:
Jan 4, 2013 6:10 PM - stienman: I like my balloon like I like my women...
Jan 4, 2013 6:22 PM - Gusto: ... dancing playfully in the spring wind.
Jan 4, 2013 6:37 PM - WasabiPoptart: made of latex and tied with ribbon.
Jan 4, 2013 7:16 PM - Officer_Charon: Snnnnnnnrrrrrrk!
Jan 4, 2013 7:20 PM - Officer_Charon: making noises when I rub them
Jan 4, 2013 7:24 PM - Gusto: Yikes.
Jan 4, 2013 8:07 PM - Dave: Making fart noises when I stretch the stem.
Jan 4, 2013 8:07 PM - Dave: Slowly deflating over a period of days as they lay in the back seat of my car.
Jan 4, 2013 8:08 PM - Dave: Played with by my dogs until it pops.
Jan 4, 2013 8:09 PM - Dave: Bought at the dollar store a dozen at a time.
Jan 4, 2013 8:10 PM - Dave: Exploding when I prick them.
Jan 4, 2013 8:19 PM - Officer_Charon: Oh God... magnificent!
Jan 4, 2013 8:28 PM - Dave: This is the same game I tried to get going before and failed. It's an improv staple. I'm fairly decent at it.
Jan 4, 2013 9:05 PM - WasabiPoptart: bouncy and full of air!
Jan 4, 2013 9:09 PM - Wahad: Bent into crazy shapes by clowns!
Jan 4, 2013 9:12 PM - WasabiPoptart: lol
Jan 4, 2013 9:32 PM - Necronic: just found out that this incredibly annoying password system I have to use at work is launched through a VBscriptlet that, when read, pretty much completely compromises it's security.
Jan 4, 2013 9:32 PM - Necronic: gg IT department, thanks for keeping our data secure
Jan 4, 2013 9:33 PM - Necronic: script, not scriptlet, whoops
Jan 4, 2013 9:33 PM - FnordBear: And if you bring it to anyones attention they will just smile and nod at you like you are a child. At least that is my corporate world experience.
Jan 4, 2013 9:35 PM - Dave: So if you can, create a fake account and then break into it. Or, contact one of your IT guys and let them know you found a security vulnerability. If he won't listen, send it to his boss.
Jan 4, 2013 9:35 PM - Necronic: yeah, probably should.
Jan 4, 2013 9:36 PM - Necronic: These guys already dislike me because I'm constantly houndign them about server problems
Jan 5, 2013 1:16 AM - stienman: Why is there's an ad here that tells me I can date lesbian girls? Even if I were available, I'm plenty sure a lesbian would have no interest in dating me.
Jan 5, 2013 2:35 AM - FnordBear: Shego's scent is still all over the forum. Confuses the adsense.
Jan 5, 2013 3:07 AM - Chad Sexington: I get a lot of spam email for local horny lesbians that are waiting for me. I feel bad, you know. All those girls are just sitting there. Waiting! For me! And I'm nowhere close. Plus it's got to be awfully chilly in their underwear.
Jan 5, 2013 3:09 AM - FnordBear: Facebook keeps suggesting I "like" things that would indicate I am a large, homosexual, black man. They are only correct on the large man part. Apparetnly having gay friends and black friends must mean I dig gay black men. My ladylove finds this hilarious.
Jan 5, 2013 3:26 AM - The_Khan: I miss shegs

 

[Dave]

Jan 5, 2013 4:02 AM - Jay: What buckwild thread?
Jan 5, 2013 4:19 AM - DarkAudit: in the media section
Jan 5, 2013 3:47 PM - stienman: Today's fill in the blank is a bit different. Imagine a men's or women's magazine writing yet another article about sex. Create the headline starting as follows:
Jan 5, 2013 3:47 PM - stienman: Sex so good...
Jan 5, 2013 3:47 PM - stienman: For example: ... Your neighbors will move to a new zip code.
Jan 5, 2013 4:09 PM - bhamv3: ... it'll fall under FDA regulations as an addictive substance!
Jan 5, 2013 5:09 PM - Dirona: ... you'll never be lonely again
Jan 5, 2013 6:04 PM - figmentPez: ... it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Jan 5, 2013 7:11 PM - WasabiPoptart: ...you'll forget about barbecue and balloons!
Jan 5, 2013 7:58 PM - ThatNickGuy: ...that oh...oh god...oh god...OH GOD YES YES YES!
Jan 5, 2013 8:20 PM - Emrys: Are we talking about sex or BBQ?
Jan 5, 2013 11:18 PM - Officer_Charon: Yes
Jan 5, 2013 11:20 PM - ThatNickGuy: Both. At the same time.
Jan 6, 2013 12:54 AM - Dirona: nom nom nom
Jan 6, 2013 1:20 AM - WasabiPoptart: ...it's finger-lickin' good!
Jan 6, 2013 2:06 AM - Emrys:

 

[Dave]

Jan 5, 2013 at 11:23 PM - David: I'll have what she's having.
Jan 6, 2013 at 10:54 AM - stienman:

 

[Dave]

Jan 7, 2013 12:29 PM - Dave: ...me want have more!" - a guest article by Tarzan.
Jan 8, 2013 2:50 AM - Gusto: Whoa hey I went into the Politics subforum.
Jan 8, 2013 2:50 AM - Gusto: I went into there.

 

[Dave]

Jan 8, 2013 4:03 AM - stienman: And you remain unchanged. Your spirit unyielding to the hollow cries of the callow participants therein.
Jan 8, 2013 4:04 AM - stienman: I'm guessing that the shoutbox itself doesn't do alerts, but the shoutbox archive thread will tomorrow night when the shoutbox is archived there.
Jan 8, 2013 4:04 AM - stienman: What do you think, GasBandit ?
Jan 8, 2013 6:02 AM - Krisken: I wonder if the shoutbox blocks people on ignore...
Jan 8, 2013 6:02 AM - Allen who is Quiet: yes
Jan 8, 2013 6:02 AM - Krisken: Sweet
Jan 8, 2013 8:31 PM - stienman: Kriskens: Sweet!
Jan 8, 2013 8:42 PM - Krisken: I would totally make Kriskens if I thought I wouldn't get sued by Pringles
Jan 8, 2013 10:45 PM - stienman: Kriskens: Not in a trademark dispute with Kelloggs!
Jan 9, 2013 1:01 AM - Wahad: I would buy Kriskens if they were made. I dislike that moustachio'd guy the Pringles can has, anyway. House is a lot better.

 

[GasBandit]

stienman man is apparently correct.

 

[Dave]

Jan 9, 2013 3:54 PM - BananaHands: Wait, is SPY still off?
Jan 9, 2013 8:02 PM - stienman: What is SPY?
Jan 9, 2013 8:25 PM - Krisken: I'm guessing the British comedy series
Jan 10, 2013 1:40 AM - stienman: Ok, today's fill in the blank is "As thin as ________"
Jan 10, 2013 1:40 AM - stienman: or "thinner than _______" if you prefer.
Jan 10, 2013 1:44 AM - The_Khan: a barn
Jan 10, 2013 1:44 AM - The_Khan: as thin as a barn
Jan 10, 2013 1:44 AM - The_Khan: as thin as a lead weight
Jan 10, 2013 1:44 AM - The_Khan: as thin as electrostatic shock therapy
Jan 10, 2013 1:45 AM - The_Khan: thinner than an irish accent
Jan 10, 2013 1:46 AM - The_Khan: thinner than an electrical engineering 101 textbook
Jan 10, 2013 1:46 AM - The_Khan: as thin as string theory
Jan 10, 2013 1:47 AM - The_Khan: as thin as the health benefits of over eating
Jan 10, 2013 1:47 AM - The_Khan: as thin as a karateka's screaming
Jan 10, 2013 2:50 AM - figmentPez: Thinner than a cosplayer's wallet the Monday after Comic Con

 

[Dave]

Jan 10, 2013 at 1:21 AM - phil: are the blogs gone? i dont see them and i want to rant about startrek
Jan 10, 2013 at 6:33 AM - DarkAudit: We need a fuckyeahleapinglawyer tumblr.
Jan 10, 2013 at 10:12 AM - Dave: Sorry about that, phil . I forgot to turn them back on.
Jan 10, 2013 at 3:41 PM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: Do I have the longest name on the forums?
Jan 10, 2013 at 4:22 PM - Allen who is Quiet: Probably. You have me beat by 3 characters
Jan 10, 2013 at 4:40 PM - phil: Dave thanks!

 

[Dave]

Jan 11, 2013 7:02 AM - DarkAudit: http://fuckyeahleapinlawyer.tumblr.com/ is live. Mua ha ha!
Jan 12, 2013 3:36 AM - HCGLNS: 20 20 24 hours to go!
Jan 12, 2013 3:41 AM - Dave: I wanna be sedated!

 

[Dave]

Jan 11, 2013 at 10:12 PM - Bones: poe and me sitting vent shooting the shit, people should come hang for a bit.
Jan 12, 2013 at 8:52 PM - Gusto: I'm angry and a little sad tonight, if anyone wants some Ventrilo gold.
Jan 12, 2013 at 9:26 PM - Krisken: Oh Green Bay, why must you break my heart?
Jan 12, 2013 at 9:34 PM - David: Did the official vent login change?
Jan 12, 2013 at 9:59 PM - figmentPez: I think we changed servers at some point, when the Minecraft server went away. Gusto is gone, but I'm still here.

 

[Dave]

Jan 13, 2013 4:26 AM - Bones: its good fun now that I havejoined.
Jan 13, 2013 4:29 AM - David: Can one of you please PM me the new info? I think I must be in the old one
Jan 13, 2013 5:35 AM - Bones: oh? sure, Ill get back on if you are coming on
Jan 13, 2013 5:36 AM - Bones: Hostname: Halforums.MaxFrag.net Port: 3790 Password: none at the moment
Jan 13, 2013 6:16 AM - blotsfan: So, I'm gonna say it: These AMA threads suck
Jan 13, 2013 6:31 AM - BananaHands:
Jan 13, 2013 6:55 PM - Allen who is Quiet: Somebody on internet doesn't like something other people on internet are doing. News at 11.
Jan 13, 2013 8:19 PM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: Better set my DVR~
Jan 13, 2013 9:16 PM - Gusto: I need to watch soemthing that will either cheer me up or allow me to wallow in my terrible mood
Jan 13, 2013 9:27 PM - Adam: Requiem for a Dream
Jan 13, 2013 9:27 PM - Adam: That's a good pick me up
Jan 13, 2013 10:13 PM - Guest: You could try watching El Norte
Jan 13, 2013 11:46 PM - Krisken: I always feel better after watching Galaxy Quest
Jan 14, 2013 12:38 AM - BananaHands: Clue is on Netflix.
Jan 14, 2013 12:38 AM - BananaHands: K|
Jan 14, 2013 12:52 AM - Krisken: Clue is great
Jan 14, 2013 1:36 AM - Gusto: Fuck y'all I'm drinknig and watching Tangled for the million billionth time.
Jan 14, 2013 2:35 AM - LittleKagsin: We so should have done our Disney movie date.
Jan 14, 2013 2:36 AM - Gusto: WHAT
Jan 14, 2013 2:36 AM - Gusto: Where was this suggestion 2 hours ago!
Jan 14, 2013 2:36 AM - Gusto: oh well, NEXT TIME
Jan 14, 2013 2:37 AM - Gusto: I need to sleep off my misery.
Jan 14, 2013 2:38 AM - LittleKagsin: I'm sorry. Had I known, I would've suggested it sooner. Another day most definitely!! Go, sleep my friend!
Jan 14, 2013 2:42 AM - Gusto: GOOD NIGHT HALFORUMS

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

Cool, thanks Dave.

 

[Dave]

Jan 14, 2013 4:05 PM - BananaHands: GUSTO IS NOT PLEASED.
Jan 14, 2013 4:10 PM - Gusto: NOT GENERALLY NO
Jan 14, 2013 4:56 PM - BananaHands: DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
Jan 14, 2013 5:26 PM - Gusto: I ALREADY SORTA AM
Jan 14, 2013 5:26 PM - Gusto: IF YOU COUNT WHINING IN EVERY THREAD AS TALKING
Jan 14, 2013 5:29 PM - Allen who is Quiet: I DO NOT, BUT I DO NOT KNOW IF BH DOES
Jan 14, 2013 5:49 PM - Bones: GUSTO MY MAN! AND THE ALLENSTER...HOW DO MY FINE GENTLEFARTS!?
Jan 14, 2013 6:39 PM - Gusto: How do your fine gentle farts what? I don't know how they accomplish anything.
Jan 14, 2013 6:39 PM - Bones: how do is short for how do you do LOL
Jan 14, 2013 6:41 PM - Allen who is Quiet: I assume whatever it is they do, they do it gently
Jan 14, 2013 6:44 PM - Gusto: LOL I MAEK JOEKZ
Jan 14, 2013 6:45 PM - Bones: JOEKZ MEAK U IN MUDDA RUSHA
Jan 14, 2013 7:24 PM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: This is all just terrible
Jan 14, 2013 7:27 PM - Gusto: Sorry Bumbz.
Jan 14, 2013 7:28 PM - Gusto: Aw jeez I let Bumbz down...
Jan 14, 2013 7:28 PM - Gusto:
Jan 14, 2013 7:44 PM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: Gusto, I'm gonna draw you a comic when I get home from work.
Jan 14, 2013 7:48 PM - Gusto: For me? :3
Jan 14, 2013 8:46 PM - Bones: everyone loves gusto.
Jan 14, 2013 9:18 PM - stienman: Gusto This here is a notification. You'll receive this notification when you read this notification, and then once again when this notification is archived. This is only a notification. This has been a notification of the emergency cheer gusto up like right the heck now notification system. This is only a test. If this were a real cheer the gusto up like right the heck now notification you w
Jan 14, 2013 9:18 PM - stienman: ould have been notified. Thank you. Gusto
Jan 14, 2013 9:33 PM - Adam: Needs more Gusto
Jan 15, 2013 1:27 AM - Gusto: He's the man... they call... El Norte.
Jan 15, 2013 1:32 AM - Allen who is Quiet: Who's they?
Jan 15, 2013 2:25 AM - Guest: What ever happened to robot jones?
Jan 15, 2013 2:25 AM - Guest: I mean the podcast
Jan 15, 2013 3:48 AM - Gusto: Having my tweet replied to by both David Malki and Kris Straub cheered me up a bit.

 

[Dave]

Jan 15, 2013 4:29 AM - figmentPez: *brofist*
Jan 15, 2013 4:51 PM - Bones: so much anime to watch and so little time....
Jan 15, 2013 7:24 PM - stienman: Soooooo sleeeepy.....
Jan 16, 2013 1:08 AM - ThatNickGuy: Oh boy. It's time for the Naked Raiden part of Metal Gear Solid 2. *sarcasm*
Jan 16, 2013 2:02 AM - ScytheRexx: I always found it funny that, even as a trained soldier in a life or death situation, he still spends that entire section furiously hiding his junk under his hands like someone seeing it would cause them to fall off.
Jan 16, 2013 2:27 AM - ThatNickGuy: Admittedly, I do find the constant calls from the Colonel hilarios.
Jan 16, 2013 2:27 AM - ThatNickGuy: hilarious, even
Jan 16, 2013 3:43 AM - ThatNickGuy: Good lord, how did I not hate MGS2 the first time I played it? I was sitting there for like an hour after beating the horde of RAYs, shouting "Oh my god, just give me the final boss!"

 

[Dave]

Jan 16, 2013 5:30 AM - bhamv3: Last night I dreamt I was in a North Korean prison camp. I escaped by cunningly realizing it's a dream, and waking myself up. Lucid dreaming is awesome.
Jan 16, 2013 1:33 PM - Gusto: Nick: For me personally, I was a bigger fan of anime the first time around, and was used to that Japanese style of exposition. It was incredible.
Jan 16, 2013 2:09 PM - BananaHands: Does anyone on this forum live in DC besides Juice?
Jan 16, 2013 2:10 PM - Gusto: Nope, and I never stop hearing about it.
Jan 16, 2013 2:17 PM - BananaHands: Ugh. Yeah.
Jan 16, 2013 2:18 PM - BananaHands: DC DC OMG VISIT ME IN DC ITS SO COOL - Juice
Jan 16, 2013 2:18 PM - BananaHands: Let's make our OWN DC and bug him to visit us.
Jan 16, 2013 2:20 PM - Gusto: I like Waterloo okay but as a Canadian I would never presume to pester someone to move here.
Jan 16, 2013 3:16 PM - Snuffleupagus: To be fair, I live in Maryland and DC is pretty cool.
Jan 16, 2013 4:39 PM - Gusto: Should I make an AMA? It seems like everyone already knows everything about me.
Jan 16, 2013 5:06 PM - Piotyr: I feel like making an AMA, but now I don't know which sub to make it in...
Jan 16, 2013 5:19 PM - Gusto: I'VE MOVED ALL THE AMA'S TO HEALTH AND ADVICE, PLEASE GO THERE FROM NOW ON
Jan 16, 2013 5:20 PM - Gusto: I'm going to ask Dave to create an AMA sub whenever he can.
Jan 16, 2013 5:36 PM - blotsfan: thanks gusto
Jan 16, 2013 5:38 PM - Gusto: No prob. I was getting sick of them taking up two-thirds of General.
Jan 16, 2013 5:46 PM - Piotyr: but now thread redirects take up two-thirds of General. Nobody wins!
Jan 16, 2013 7:14 PM - Gusto: Well tomorrow General will be back to normal. I don't know how many people follow the Shoutbox so I decided to leave the expiring redirect.
Jan 16, 2013 7:22 PM - Piotyr: No worries, not attempting to be snarky about it.

 

[Dave]

Jan 17, 2013 9:46 PM - Charlie Don't Surf: HOLY FUCKING DOGSHIT WORK SUCKS TODAY
Jan 18, 2013 1:15 AM - bhamv3: If it didn't, they'd call it "play"

 

[Dave]

Jan 18, 2013 3:08 PM - Gusto: Who's got better plans than me for this weekend?
Jan 18, 2013 4:06 PM - Allen who is Quiet: It depends on how good your plans are.
Jan 18, 2013 6:50 PM - Dave: You guys are going to lik this upgrade.
Jan 18, 2013 6:50 PM - Dave: *like
Jan 18, 2013 6:54 PM - Dave: Hmm. My maintenance screen always says 7:30 - 8 , huh? Gotta change that.
Jan 18, 2013 7:46 PM - David: I don't wanna lick any upgrades!
Jan 18, 2013 7:50 PM - Dave: So close! We now can import Mochi games into the arcade....but the scores aren't saving yet. Dev is working on this now.
Jan 18, 2013 7:52 PM - Gusto: Whenever you say Dev I imagine it's Dev Patel of Slumdog Millionaire fame.
Jan 18, 2013 8:10 PM - Piotyr: you mean Dev Patel of The Last Airbender fame...
Jan 18, 2013 8:20 PM - Dave: It is him. He makes all the stuff I use now.
Jan 19, 2013 3:35 AM - DarkAudit: Sigh...

 

[Dave]

Jan 19, 2013 6:21 AM - Calleja: CAGUAMAS!
Jan 19, 2013 4:53 PM - DarkAudit: same poop different thread...
Jan 19, 2013 6:13 PM - blotsfan: why did we ban mathias but keep charlie around?
Jan 19, 2013 6:17 PM - ThatNickGuy: Because Charlie doesn't outright attack people.
Jan 19, 2013 6:26 PM - ThatNickGuy: Though I have to wonder what would happen if we lifted Mathias' ban. For all we know, he doesn't even look on here anymore.
Jan 19, 2013 6:27 PM - HCGLNS: Because we viewed Mathias as serious and we view Charlie as someone who just needs a little extra special attention and love!
Jan 19, 2013 6:30 PM - Charlie Don't Surf: i don't know what a blot is but it sucks
Jan 19, 2013 6:31 PM - ThatNickGuy: See? Adorable! *pats Charlie on the head*
Jan 19, 2013 9:45 PM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: Charlie's in my fav five. Y'all best be backin' off
Jan 19, 2013 10:11 PM - Allen who is Quiet: Blots, who are you?
Jan 19, 2013 10:53 PM - HCGLNS: Well, if I recall Blots was a very attractive female poster, who teased us all with sports themed cosplay images.
Jan 20, 2013 12:14 AM - blotsfan: ...I have no idea where you got that from
Jan 20, 2013 1:08 AM - Allen who is Quiet: Nick, if you bitch and moan whenever anyone is mean to you because you have depression, why do you feel justified being a condescendin ass?
Jan 20, 2013 2:09 AM - ThatNickGuy: Wait, what? Where I was a condescending ass? The whole "adorable" thing with Charlie? I meant that in good fun. I like Charlie.

 

[Dave]

Jan 20, 2013 5:58 AM - Bowielee: Wow...
Jan 20, 2013 8:08 AM - Timmus: da fuq?
Jan 20, 2013 9:47 AM - Krisken: I don't even...
Jan 20, 2013 4:06 PM - Bones: I blame the fluoride in the water.
Jan 20, 2013 6:11 PM - ThatNickGuy: I blame those little bits of plastic at the end of shoelaces called aglets. Their true nature is sinister.
Jan 20, 2013 6:35 PM - WasabiPoptart: I'd blame it on the dog if we had one.
Jan 20, 2013 8:58 PM - Timmus: Why don't we have a dog!
Jan 20, 2013 10:29 PM - WasabiPoptart: Because Dave says we can't have one until we're all responsible enough to take care of it ourselves.
Jan 20, 2013 10:36 PM - ThatNickGuy: Oh geez, we'll NEVER get one, then! WAAAHHH! *stomps his feet and pouts*
Jan 20, 2013 11:32 PM - Gusto: Today I made my 12,000th post in the mods-only section. What are the odds.
Jan 20, 2013 11:52 PM - ThatNickGuy: Was it asking Dave about getting the forum a dog?
Jan 21, 2013 12:57 AM - WasabiPoptart: Pfft. Gusto isn't going to ask. He's allergic to dogs. Or so he says. I think it's an excuse because he's on Dave's side.
Jan 21, 2013 1:05 AM - Gusto: Hmmm.
Jan 21, 2013 1:20 AM - ThatNickGuy: CONSPIRACY!!
Jan 21, 2013 2:09 AM - Emrys: Would you consider doomweasels as a substitute for the forum dog?

 

[Dave]

Jan 21, 2013 5:12 AM - HCGLNS: It's 1 AM, gotte be up for work in 5 hours, plenty of time for a pint.
Jan 21, 2013 2:10 PM - Gusto: I figure I'm probably allergic to most mammals, I just don't have a lot of contact with 'em.
Jan 21, 2013 3:23 PM - LittleKagsin: This day is terribly boring, please someone, entertain me.
Jan 21, 2013 3:31 PM - ThatNickGuy: I want to go out but it's TOO FLIPPING COLD to walk outside.
Jan 21, 2013 3:53 PM - Gusto: I walked to work today.
Jan 21, 2013 3:54 PM - Gusto: Oh hey I should start that one thread today maybe.
Jan 21, 2013 4:00 PM - ThatNickGuy: The Doomweasels have not responded to Diomedes' challenge. I am disappoint.
Jan 21, 2013 4:02 PM - Gusto: That thread is about me now dogg.
Jan 21, 2013 4:05 PM - stienman: Apparently Diomedes is not on their radar.
Jan 21, 2013 4:28 PM - Gusto: Is MLK day an American holiday? Like, day off?
Jan 21, 2013 4:31 PM - ncts_dodge_man: Government offices, yes. Most businesses, no
Jan 21, 2013 4:33 PM - Gusto: Alright this is likely the source of my confusion. Happens at home too; my mom works in muni govt and my dad works in manufacturing, big differences in holidays.
Jan 21, 2013 4:34 PM - ncts_dodge_man: Government gets lots of stuff off that non-government people could only dream about
Jan 21, 2013 5:16 PM - Charlie Don't Surf: Banks are all closed, I get it off due to my job being very closely tied to banks
Jan 21, 2013 5:41 PM - Gusto: One of my old jobs was like that Charlie, everything we did was B2B, so wwe closed whenever most of our clients were closed.
Jan 21, 2013 7:01 PM - Piotyr: It's a recognized American day, but calling it a "holiday" just feels...off.
Jan 21, 2013 7:14 PM - Shakey: I work at a bank, but for some reason we're open. It's incredibly boring because we get nothing from the fed, so I have next to nothing to process.
Jan 21, 2013 11:57 PM - HCGLNS: I just settled all my lawsuits. Fuck you Debbie!!!
Jan 22, 2013 1:04 AM - Gusto: Yeah, fuckin' Debbie!
Jan 22, 2013 2:42 AM - ThatNickGuy: Who's fucking Debbie?
Jan 22, 2013 2:45 AM - Chad Sexington: Maybe she's doing Dallas again?
Jan 22, 2013 2:51 AM - ThatNickGuy: My old friend from high school? He's married with kids. THAT SLUT!
Jan 22, 2013 2:57 AM - HCGLNS: You guys are so dim, sometimes it feels like I'm in a room full of Republicans trying to find a clitoris.

 

[Dave]

Jan 21, 2013 at 11:54 PM - WasabiPoptart: Gusto has a girlfriend named Debbie who was suing HCGLNS?
Jan 22, 2013 at 12:56 AM - Timmus: Oh what a tangled web we weave here at halforums
Jan 22, 2013 at 4:16 AM - Krisken: Yes, we can sew, really well!
Jan 22, 2013 at 7:03 AM - Gusto: I have no girlfriend.
Jan 22, 2013 at 9:10 AM - Azurephoenix: Yeah, he has several mistresses instead.
Jan 22, 2013 at 9:17 AM - Gusto: Nah dogg. I got a date for the wedding next month and an OKCupid account.
Jan 22, 2013 at 9:17 AM - Gusto: The rest is all circumstantial and cannot be relied upon as admissable evidence or expert testimony.
Jan 22, 2013 at 9:28 AM - Gusto: I'll be able to guage the situation a bit more clearly when I go shopping for wedding clothes together with my date sometime in the next couple weeks.
Jan 22, 2013 at 10:13 AM - HCGLNS: So you have about 99 problems eh?
Jan 22, 2013 at 10:33 AM - Gusto: At least.
Jan 22, 2013 at 2:30 PM - figmentPez: Shooting at the North Harris branch of Lonestar College. I take classes at the Kingwood branch, less than 20 minutes away.
Jan 22, 2013 at 6:23 PM - LittleKagsin: Yikes! Scary! I'm glad you're okay...and I hope everyone else is - I haven't heard about this yet.

 

[Dave]

Jan 23, 2013 at 11:42 AM - North_Ranger: My voice is low and raspy. Tell me what quotes to record in Minor Rant.
Jan 23, 2013 at 12:15 PM - Gusto: Help me come up with shit to draw in February! https://www.halforums.com/threads/gustos-february-madness-prep.28924/#post-1022581
Jan 23, 2013 at 4:34 PM - Gusto: Why do I love Supergirl so much!?
Jan 23, 2013 at 4:35 PM - Necronic: man....just hauled butt out of work to get to the tax offic so I could renew my vehicle registration. I pull out my insurance and it's 2 days expired.....
Jan 23, 2013 at 5:24 PM - Wahad: anybody want to hang out in vent with me?

 

[Dave]

Jan 25, 2013 7:47 AM - bhamv3: High-five emoticon! (=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=)
Jan 25, 2013 10:56 AM - DarkAudit: Leapin' Lawyer tumblr is supposed to be a group thing.
Jan 25, 2013 4:44 PM - Gusto: No one's stil making them, though. It's like a 5 year old meme.
Jan 25, 2013 6:17 PM - BananaHands: Wait did you ask why you loved Supergirl when Power Girl is a clear and better alternative?
Jan 25, 2013 6:21 PM - Gusto: That could be implied by what I asked, yes. Why did Supergirl resonate with me given a wide cornucopia of female DC supers?
Jan 25, 2013 6:37 PM - Gusto: I have 12121 post. This is a palindrome.
Jan 25, 2013 7:08 PM - Dave: I have 16862. It is not a palindrome.
Jan 25, 2013 7:59 PM - Gusto: So close though!
Jan 25, 2013 8:10 PM - Frank: I have 7666. That means nothing. Also, I am staring at Neverwinter Nights 2's patching thingy. There has never been a game that takes longer to patch. Ever.
Jan 25, 2013 8:22 PM - Gusto: Then I posted 7 more times.
Jan 25, 2013 8:31 PM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: I have 2,072 posts because I post like a little bitch
Jan 25, 2013 9:29 PM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: Is there no one that can challenge my skee ball record?
Jan 26, 2013 1:03 AM - Bones: anybody want to shoot the shit with me on vent?

 

[Dave]

Jan 26, 2013 4:14 PM - Gusto: Every once in a while I get so angry at a thread that I just wanna launch it into the sun.
Jan 26, 2013 4:14 PM - Gusto: Today is one of those days.
Jan 26, 2013 5:51 PM - ThatNickGuy: Which one?
Jan 26, 2013 6:33 PM - WasabiPoptart: One that ends in Y
Jan 26, 2013 6:35 PM - ThatNickGuy: I meant thread, ya dummy! But I think I figured it out.
Jan 26, 2013 7:52 PM - Gusto: You might be wrong.
Jan 26, 2013 8:17 PM - Krisken: We have a thread called "you might be wrong", eh? I feel like your desire to nuke it is a warning to not venture into a horrible place.
Jan 26, 2013 9:13 PM - Calleja: peep

 

[Dave]

Jan 27, 2013 8:44 PM - Docseverin: cheep